The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

Yea, its back. The "stoy board", if you will.

FOR those of you who don't know how to play here are the rules:

1)Just post a sentence or a paragraph that fits along the line of the story. Feel free to end your statment in the middle so others can finish.

2)If two posts conflich each other because of time (posted at the same time or soon after) the first message is to be used not the second.

3)NO SPOILERS in our story line (i know, that should have been first but who cares).

4)have fun, cut loose and enjoy

I'll start. AHEM

Not so long ago in a nearby galaxy there lived an old disgruntled Jedi Master named Joe. Joe lived on planet 1138 with...



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a charasimatic separtist known as Count Dooku.

--Joey

 

"Joe!!!" Dooku said, whilst playing around with his lightsaber.

 

"Yeah???" Dooku replied. Joe turned off his saber, and sat down next to Dooku.

 

...somber voice, his hand stroking his white-haired goatee.

"There's one hidden in every hallway. Have you ever seen one up close?" the Count inquired...

 

...while he also turned off his own saber.

"No... no... I have not", Joe replied.

Dooku put his hand on Joe's shoulder. The expression on his face changed . He cleared his throat before saying:

"You must go to Coruscant. There you will find..."

 

"a cave, deep below the bowels of the city. In its heart dwells the..."

 

evil sith menace Darth Kimball! He will get you with his yellow light-saber if you...

 

...have not found the "magic mouse droid". The droid has the ability to...

 

command legions of asassin droids and turn all others into it's puppets. If this droid gets into the wrong hands...

 

Dooku finished with a sigh.

Joe looked at Dooku with a worried look on his face.

"I... I'm not sure if I can handle such an important mission on my own...", Joe said nervously

Dooku looked at Joe. With a smile on his face he proceeded:

"Do not worry, my former apprentice. To aid you on your mission, I have inlisted the help of...

 

A Mr. Jar Jar Binks!

 

...but fingering his light saber all the while.

 

Suddenly there was a loud "BAAAAAAANG" from outside the hut.

Joe quickly ignited his lightsaber.

"Relax my friend" Dooku said with a calm voice.

"What foul creature is capable of making such a disgusting sound???" Joe replied with a frown on his face.

Suddenly Jar-Jar stuck his head inside the hut.

"Meesa back" he said.

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Joe wondered if it was safe to turn off the saber now.

 

After a lot of thought, Joe finally turned off his lightsaber.

Jar Jar walked over to the two jedi, and sat down between them.

"Who is this??" Joe asked

"This is your partner, the helper you'll have with you on your mission" Dooku replied

 

Super Bombad Bongo 3000.

 

"What a piece of JUNK" Joe uttered

 

JUNK!? screams Jar Jar


Disa da fastest most bombad ship en da entia.......

 

Wow I didn't know I was part of the story!

Okay here goes

Joe looked at Jar Jar and said "Hmmm...." Then I stole Jar Jar's bongo and ran him over with it. Then I flew all over planet looking for hot chicks, you know what they say about the coruscant babes! When suddenly I see...

--Joey

 

(The above does not count!!)

...City!!"

"Wooptdie do," replied Joe in monotone.

Joe got into the Super Bombad Bongo 3000 with Mr. Binks. The two set off to find the mousedroid. Joe had a hunch it would be on the plantet...




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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


As they set off for planet AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!, Jar Jar and Joe...........

<<EDIT: Sorry, but all the "ahhh!!!"s made the thread wide>>