The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Ice Jedi, May 16, 2001.

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  1. Ice Jedi Jedi Master

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    ...bad to the bone. yes bad to the bone.

    "On the day i was born, the nurses all gathered round.
    And gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found.
    The head nurse spoke up, said "leave this one alone."
    She could tell right away, I was bad to the bone.

    Bad to the bone, bad to the bone. b b b b b b bad. b b b b b b bad. b b b b b b bad. bad to the bone.

    (then he played giturar on his walking stick.)

    I brok a thousand hearts, before i met you. Break a thousand more baby, before i am through.
    I want to be yours pretty babay, yours and yours alone.
    I'm here to tell you honey, that i'm bad to the bone.

    Bad to the bone, bad to the bone. b b b b b b bad. b b b b b b bad. b b b b b b bad. bad to the bone."


    When suddenly Yoda was interrupted by...






    Edit:i did not know all the lyrics by heart. I'm not that pathetic. I had the song on while i was typing




    --Ice Jedi--
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    SPOILER-FREE 'TILL EPISODE III
  2. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    *********out of story**********
    after our last story I know almost the whole song by heart.
    *******************************

    Darth McCullum who also wanted to sing Bad to the Bone, but he prefered to do it on his banjo instead of a guitar.

    A big fight broke out between...
  3. Ice Jedi Jedi Master

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    Bevis and Butthead, but thats not important right now. Yoda did not like the banjo so he took McCaliums and smashed it over a rock.

    McCallium was extremely annoyed so he took Yoda's walking stick and...






    --Ice Jedi--
    SMURF!
    SPOILER-FREE 'TILL EPISODE III
  4. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    ...took a swing at Master Yoda-laya-HeHo.

    That's when he realized his fatal error: Master Yoda-laya-HeHo was truly the most disgruntled Jedi around.

    "In this scene you are not!" Yoda-laya-HeHo exclaimed as he catapulted Darth McCullum into the swampy abyss.

    "Uh... Maybe we've come at a bad time?" Anakin said. "How about if we..."
  5. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    sneak away and go out in the swamp to search for some disgruntled wampas instead?
  6. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    "No, no," Yoda-laya-HeHo told them, "sit down, you will." The group looked around and, seeing nowhere obvious to sit...
  7. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    they all jumped into Yodalayaheho's lap. This annoyed the jedimaster even more and he tried to...
  8. Ice Jedi Jedi Master

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    drink some patented Master Yoda-Lay-Heho's Soup!. He could not though, because anakin was sitting funny and Yoda's arm fell asleep.

    The Master pushed all the people off his lap and...





    --Ice Jedi--
    heartbroken!
  9. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    started to flirt with I'm-A-Dahlia instead.

    -At last I can have a normal conversation, the queen said.

    -Yes, the jedimaster said, what is the best flavour, strawberry or raspberry?
  10. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    Queen I'm-A-Dahlia laughed coquettishly, "Strawberry, of course!"

    That's when Anakin started to become jealous again. His anger at the jedi master became all consuming until...
  11. Ice Jedi Jedi Master

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    he realized that strawberry was HIS favorite also! Anakin began to realize that he and master Yoda-lay-heho had a lot in common. Maybe even too much in common.

    "Joe," anakin whispered. "what do you think of the master"

    Joe replied "i don't know, hes not that bad. Looks kind of like a mupput though."

    "exaxtly!" anakin whispered.

    THEN anakin snuck up behind Master Yoda-lay-HeHo. Anakin grabbed the pointed green ears and gave a firm tug. Anakin had revailed that the Master was a Hoax!

    Anakin declaired, "You are no Jedi Master! You are none other than my evil twin brother...






    --Ice Jedi--
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    SPOILER-FREE 'TILL EPISODE III
  12. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    Luke!

    - Yeah, I am, Luke said, and why did it take you so long to figure it out?
  13. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    "Well, I thought you were dead," Anakin replied. "Didn't Darth Sidious kill you back on...
  14. JediDa-cam18 Jedi Padawan

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    ...Planet Vulcan

    "Well, it looked that way but the fact is Ive joined with Sidious and embraced the Darkside, see my father cut my hand off once and sidious reminded me that my father was a jerk, and Ive decided to seek my vengenance" said Luke.

    "Sounds like you deserved it, no son of mine would join the Darkside...." said Anakin.

    "No Anakin..."

    "I AM YOUR SON...."

    "Thats IMpossible!!!!!!"Anakin cried.

    "Search your feelings you know this to be true!!!!" Said Luke.

    Anakin screamed,"NOOOO!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!".....

  15. Ternian Jedi Youngling

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    "Stop crying, Anakin, you baby!" snorted Senator Old Fat Tart.

  16. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    "Yeah, besides, Luke here is your evil twin brother, not your son," our hero, Joe, interrupted. "He's just messin' with you."

    Luke grinned guiltily, then said, "Well, you've figured out who I am, but I still think I'm the perfect person to help you with your disgruntled Jedi society. You see, I was so disgruntled that I turned to the Dark Side."

    "No one will argue with that," Joe interrupted, "but how do we know we can trust you?"

    "Use the force, Joe..." Obi-wan said mysteriously.
  17. Ternian Jedi Youngling

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    Suddenly, a huge flock of mousedroids attacked the group. It was led by none other than Princess Laya Bout.
  18. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    What are you doing here, Joe screamed.

    Well, I needed to do a cameo here too, so that I could bring in some more money by going to conventions and meeting fans in the future, Laya Bout answered.
  19. Ternian Jedi Youngling

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    Senator Old Fat Tart looked at Princess Laya Bout, "Weren't you once a Senator, you sexy thing."
  20. Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan

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    "Yes, but I'm also secretly a disgruntled Jedi," the princess replied. "Besides, what are you doing in this scene? We killed you back on page 8!"
  21. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    Wow, that means that I'm a ghost, Orn Fre Tart said, and now I can do this...

    He jumped 29 meters up in the air, hovered and started to sing Somewhere over the Rainbow.
  22. Ternian Jedi Youngling

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    This drew him the attention of Senator Tune-For-A-Buck Toora. She gaze at him with eyes wide open.

    Meanwhile, the rest of the group...
  23. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    fell asleep, to show the senator that they weren't impressed with his skills.
  24. JediLynx Jedi Knight

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    Noticing this, the senator lost his concentration while performing a complicated flying manouvre, making him fall to the ground like a Maul chopped in two.

    "Nobody loves me" he sobbed and crawled over to a nearby rock to sulk.

    Of course, noone took any notice of him until....
  25. Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations

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    they got out of water and needed to drink his tears
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