The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

...began to polka with Darth Ludicrous.

"This is truly evil." Yaddle commented.

Just then I'm-A-Dalia came to her senses and yelled, "Anakin! What are you doing?!?"

Darth Ludicrous (formerly known as Anakin) looked at her and replied...

 

"show me the money."

 

...he silently went insane, until he could restrain no further, and suddenly...the teletubbies appeared out of nowhere. Now...

 

Yaddle was really crackin' up but at the sight of the Teletubbies she got quiet, as if in hushed reverence. Then the tall one spoke:

"I am Darth Tinky Winky. You will all bow to me or face my magic purse filled with..."

 

"Yes. Always two there are," Yaddle entoned.

"Okay, I shall select a single apprentice and then the rest of you will all be demoted to Darth-wannabes." Darth Sidious said appearing from nowhere. "And I choose..."

 

bOb the great!

 

Princess Laya Bout did not like this and so began the Rebel Alliance.

 

Laya Bout pulled out her magic marker and drew a line down the middle of the MacDonald's drive-Thru.

"RIGHT!" she screeched. "If you're a fan of battered spaceships, living in caves and being called scum, get on THIS side of the line - you're a Rebel"

Then she pointed at the other side, which was near the bins "And if you're a fan of over-starched uniforms, big grey balls, and getting choked by your boss, get on that side, you're an Empire..rer...rial."

There was much pushing and shoving as people decided which side to take. In the confusion, Joe started sneaking back towards the ship .....

 

He could hear the bickering going on outside as he leaped into the navigator's seat, closed the bay doors of the star cruiser, and quickly launched away leaving everyone behind.

"Time to find a new star system," Joe mumbled under his breath.

"Sounds good to me!" RU-Blue2 said, rolling into the main bridge. "But you'd better step on it if you don't want everyone else to find you."

And so our hero, Joe, and his faithful droid, RU-Blue2, started out on a new adventure together...

 

... somewhere beyond the heavens.

ONE YEAR PASSED (although fanboys will argue about this)

Darth Sidious and Bob the Great sat spinning in their spinny chairs in what used to be the Coruscant McDonald's drive-thru, but had now been transformed into ..... a big round battle station.

Anakin stepped out from behind the main laser control / deep-fat fryer .....

 

... switched on the TV. On the screen appeared the head of Corporal "Kid" Tarkin.

"Emperor! Bob!" shouted Tarkin "the Rebels are revolting!" ....

 

"How did he know we just turned on the tv?" Darth Sidious wondered aloud.

"Yippee!" Anakin exclaimed as he switched his controls from french fry to laser fry. "Now for some action!"

Just then, out of seemingly nowhere...

 

Jar Jar Binks came wandering in, his ears flopping merrily. He hand something in his hand resembling a...

 

Large mace. He proceed to smash it on top of...

 

... his own head, repeatedly, until he lost conciousness. Anaking picked him up and threw him in the deep fat fryer.

"Emperor, can me and Bob go fight the revolting rebels, can we, can we, can we?" he cried ....

 

"You don't need to go anywhere," Darth Sidious replied, "they're already here!"

Anakin and Darth Bob turned to see...

 

...Michael Jackson for the second time! He suddenly...

 

... grabbed himself by the groin and started force-moon-walking backwards towards Anakin, holding his hat on as he did so, and staring over his shoulder at Anakin menacingly with his pointy white fake face.

Anakin and Bob both ignited their .....

 

...lightsabres and moved in for the kill. Just before the deathblow came down, evil, twisted music began pouring out of the surgically implanted jukebox in Jackson's body and...

 

... he flew backwards out of the way, shreiking "N-CHA!! CHH-KNOW IT!!! OWW!!"

"Anakin ...." he said, "I'm not like other boys ..."

And with that, he lifted his hat to reveal his face was ...

 

...somehow attached to the head of a droid."

"We don't serve your kind here," the Emperor said stepping up from behind the counter. "You'll have to..."

 

.... moonwalk-wait outside"

"I am Michael Moonwalker," piped up Jackson in a reedy voice, "NNN-CHAA!! OOWWW!! It don't matter if your blaack orrr whiiite" he began to sing, while throwing down some body-popping moves.

"Now, young Moonwalker ..." said Palpy, raising his hands "you will die!" .....