The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Ice Jedi, May 16, 2001.

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  1. Quickstrike34 Jedi Grand Master

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    "a horriable grusome, painful, evil, somewhat terrible death" stuttered palpy

    moonwalker replied "Get a thesaurus you....
  2. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    " .... evil man! OOWWW!!! CHHH-KNOW IT!!! I love Bubbles and I love all the children." Suddenly he span on his heel and came to a stop pointing at Anikin "Ani are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK, Ani?" he sang.

    Palpy stepped forward with .....
  3. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    ...his hands raised and began force zapping Moonwalker. The R2 unit attached to Moonwalker's face began to...
  4. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    spin his head around and around.

    While it did that it also started to...
  5. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    ...swear violentaly in Artooese:
    BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP when Darth Ludicrous suddenly leapt in and carved it into eigths. But...
  6. Ternian Jedi Youngling

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    ...something happened.

    There was suddenly steam and neon lighting and something that sounded like a mechanical mouse...
  7. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    All the Darths stared in horror and muttered

    -"It's the magic mousedroids, may the Force help us!"

    But in fact it was just queen I'm A Dahlia who wanted to...
  8. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    ... know where Anakin had been for the past year.

    "Honey, y'all promised you wuz gettin a job on the new Death Star!" she yelled, barging through the door "but instead you're back to flippin' burgers! We ain't never goin' t'git outta Naboo trailer park!"

    "But darlin'!" said Anakin, "I can explain ...."
  9. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    you see I'm trying to beat the galaxy record in burger flippin, and if I do that I will become rich and famous and we can build a luxurious trailer and...
  10. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    "Forget about the double-wide," the queen interrupted. "You were *supposed* to be helping me and the rebels. Now I find out you're working for the other side!"

    "I can explain..." Anikan began.

    "No!" Darth Sidious said, cutting him off. "It is time to...
  11. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    " ... end this little love story, and your in sig nificant rebellion .... Bob! Execute I'm a Dhalia!"

    "You're a dhalia?" asked Bob.

    "No!" hissed Palpatine, "I'm a Dhalia! Kill I'm a Dhalia!"

    "Uhhhhhh ... whatever you say, Mr Dhalia, sir". Bob stood up and swung his lightsabre at Palpy's head ....
  12. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    ...but was quickly blocked by Sidious' own sabre. "Why must I do everything myself?" Darth Sidious asked the air. Then in two quick motions he decapitated both Darth Bob and...
  13. ElfStar Jedi Master

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  14. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    "Did you mean to do that?" asked Anakin.

    "Don't worry, don't worry" said Sideous' head from the floor "all is proceeding as I have forseen .... quick, boy, throw my head in the deep fat fryer ... encasing it in batter and seven secret spices is the only way to save me ... er ... I have forseen it."

    As Anakin kicked the head into the sizzling fat, I'm a Dhalia started to snigger ....
  15. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    ..."So this is the guy you left me for?" she asked Anakin.

    "Well, he *did* save me by giving me this cool life-support suit," Anakin replied.

    Just then, Princess Laya Bout emerged from I'm-a-Dahlia's ship, blaster in hand. "All right everyone! This is a hold up," she announced. "You!" she said pointing at Anakin, "I want all the credits in this bag. Everyone else needs to...
  16. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    cover their eyes with duct tape and start dancing around like Britney Spears...
  17. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    "Oh, you mean my prodigy?" Moonwalker asked. "I showed her this move back on Coruscant," he added spinning around and grabbing himself.

    The rest of the rebels stood around shaking their heads as Moonwalker danced around in what used to be the drivethru. While the dancing continued, Anakin asked I'm-a-Dahlia, "Why are we fighting anyways?"

    I'm-a-Dahlia took a deep breath and began, "Well...
  18. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    " ... sometimes, when a man and a woman love each other very much ... no, hang on, wrong speach, what I meant to say was ..."
  19. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    let us all go to the coffee shop down the corner and learn the ways of the Muffin.
  20. XackAttack Jedi Master

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    What, the title for Episode II is Attack Of The Clones? Now I'm spoiled!!!! :(







    Just kidding ;) !
  21. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    "But I'm still punched in!" Anakin whined. "I can't leave until the next shift comes in."

    "You see," I'm-a-Dahlia said, "this is exactly why we're breaking up!"

    "So does that mean you're available?" Obi-wan asked.
  22. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    "Hey - when did you get here? I love all the children" said Moonwalker

    "Same time you came back to life, mate" said Obi Wan, stepping onto the tarmac and popping open a can of Special Brew. "Come on then, Dahlia-baby. Get in the ship with me and I'll take you for a nice muffin."
  23. Imperial_grunt Jedi Knight

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    " A-Nice-Muffin?!?!?" she cried, "is that some fancy, smancy space talk to try to get a girl to...."
  24. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    ".... give up her fruit filling???"

    "You love it, love!" said Obi Wan, yanking her through the airlock and closing the door.
  25. Lady Phoenix Jedi Master

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    Suddenly, Anakin became furious that they were carrying on as if he weren't even there. He drew his light saber and...
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