The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

"a horriable grusome, painful, evil, somewhat terrible death" stuttered palpy

moonwalker replied "Get a thesaurus you....

 

" .... evil man! OOWWW!!! CHHH-KNOW IT!!! I love Bubbles and I love all the children." Suddenly he span on his heel and came to a stop pointing at Anikin "Ani are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK, Ani?" he sang.

Palpy stepped forward with .....

 

...his hands raised and began force zapping Moonwalker. The R2 unit attached to Moonwalker's face began to...

 

...swear violentaly in Artooese:
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP when Darth Ludicrous suddenly leapt in and carved it into eigths. But...

 

...something happened.

There was suddenly steam and neon lighting and something that sounded like a mechanical mouse...

 

... know where Anakin had been for the past year.

"Honey, y'all promised you wuz gettin a job on the new Death Star!" she yelled, barging through the door "but instead you're back to flippin' burgers! We ain't never goin' t'git outta Naboo trailer park!"

"But darlin'!" said Anakin, "I can explain ...."

 

"Forget about the double-wide," the queen interrupted. "You were *supposed* to be helping me and the rebels. Now I find out you're working for the other side!"

"I can explain..." Anikan began.

"No!" Darth Sidious said, cutting him off. "It is time to...

 

" ... end this little love story, and your in sig nificant rebellion .... Bob! Execute I'm a Dhalia!"

"You're a dhalia?" asked Bob.

"No!" hissed Palpatine, "I'm a Dhalia! Kill I'm a Dhalia!"

"Uhhhhhh ... whatever you say, Mr Dhalia, sir". Bob stood up and swung his lightsabre at Palpy's head ....

 

...but was quickly blocked by Sidious' own sabre. "Why must I do everything myself?" Darth Sidious asked the air. Then in two quick motions he decapitated both Darth Bob and...

 

himself.

 

"Did you mean to do that?" asked Anakin.

"Don't worry, don't worry" said Sideous' head from the floor "all is proceeding as I have forseen .... quick, boy, throw my head in the deep fat fryer ... encasing it in batter and seven secret spices is the only way to save me ... er ... I have forseen it."

As Anakin kicked the head into the sizzling fat, I'm a Dhalia started to snigger ....

 

..."So this is the guy you left me for?" she asked Anakin.

"Well, he *did* save me by giving me this cool life-support suit," Anakin replied.

Just then, Princess Laya Bout emerged from I'm-a-Dahlia's ship, blaster in hand. "All right everyone! This is a hold up," she announced. "You!" she said pointing at Anakin, "I want all the credits in this bag. Everyone else needs to...

 

"Oh, you mean my prodigy?" Moonwalker asked. "I showed her this move back on Coruscant," he added spinning around and grabbing himself.

The rest of the rebels stood around shaking their heads as Moonwalker danced around in what used to be the drivethru. While the dancing continued, Anakin asked I'm-a-Dahlia, "Why are we fighting anyways?"

I'm-a-Dahlia took a deep breath and began, "Well...

 

" ... sometimes, when a man and a woman love each other very much ... no, hang on, wrong speach, what I meant to say was ..."

 

What, the title for Episode II is Attack Of The Clones? Now I'm spoiled!!!!







Just kidding !

 

"But I'm still punched in!" Anakin whined. "I can't leave until the next shift comes in."

"You see," I'm-a-Dahlia said, "this is exactly why we're breaking up!"

"So does that mean you're available?" Obi-wan asked.

 

"Hey - when did you get here? I love all the children" said Moonwalker

"Same time you came back to life, mate" said Obi Wan, stepping onto the tarmac and popping open a can of Special Brew. "Come on then, Dahlia-baby. Get in the ship with me and I'll take you for a nice muffin."

 

" A-Nice-Muffin?!?!?" she cried, "is that some fancy, smancy space talk to try to get a girl to...."

 

".... give up her fruit filling???"

"You love it, love!" said Obi Wan, yanking her through the airlock and closing the door.

 

Suddenly, Anakin became furious that they were carrying on as if he weren't even there. He drew his light saber and...