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The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Ice Jedi, May 16, 2001.

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  1. Imperial_grunt

    Imperial_grunt Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ....gave the splendid artwork to Dahlia. Moonwalker then pitched a tantrum, whining that he never got anything. Just then as anger set in Moonwalkers eyes, he grabbed...
     
  2. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    .. the closing shuttle door and stuck his plastic head in the gap, like a suicidal encyclopaedia salesman.

    Anakin jumped up and down behind him, trying to see in the shuttle. "Did you like my drawing, Dhalia? That blob on the left is you!!"

    As the automatic door laboured against the jam that was Moonwalker's head, its servos began to whine .....
     
  3. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...and Obi-wan turned to see what was taking so long for the door to close. Seeing Moonwalker's head, he gave it a swift kick and...
     
  4. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    ... yelled "jump on the bleedin' gas, love!" to Dhalia.

    The door slammed shut and the shuttle rocketed forwards out of the McDeath Star landing bay.

    "Eeeeee, by eck!" said Obi Wan, settling into the co-pilot's seat and popping open another Special Brew ....
     
  5. Imperial_grunt

    Imperial_grunt Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Just then the cockpit door slid open. OB1 and Dahlia swived quickly to turn to see two men in black cloaks. There faces concielled. OB1 said "what do you want?" The taller man replied "Take Off". To which OB1 replied, "But I just did". The man replied again "Take off.......EH!"

    "What" questioned OB1. "You Hooser!!!" The men then removed their hoods revieling The dreaded space Brew Pirates, Bobth and Dougst. "You Hoosehead I smell beer, wheres the rest?" Dougst questioned.

    "I'll never tell" said Dahlia "O.K eh, yeah....like....now we will discuss the location of your hidden brew" weaseled Bobth. "Good one, eh...*snort* *snort" said Dougst.

    Just then......
     
  6. Ternian

    Ternian Jedi Youngling star 4

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    The lights went out. And suddenly, there was a new musical cue...

     
  7. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...and with the huge swell in the music we all knew the long-awaited love scene was fast approaching. Then suddenly the music was cut off with the sound of a needle scratching across a LP and a sharp <SMACK!>.

    The lights then came back on to reveal...
     
  8. DarthieAnnie

    DarthieAnnie Jedi Youngling star 2

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    that OB1 had fainted and smacked his head on the LP...
     
  9. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Thank goodness!" I'm-a-dahlia said. "Now that he's out of the way...
     
  10. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    we should really try to sort out who's good and who's bad!

    I'm good...
     
  11. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "We're definitely good, too!" Bobth and Dougst chimed in.

    Then a muffled voice from the floor started singing, "I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it!" Bobth, Dougst, and I'm-a-dahlia turned to see Moonwalker's mouse droid head singing in the corner.

    "How did you get here?" I'm-a-dahlia asked.
     
  12. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    Well, I was flying over this wonderful forest, when suddenly I was attacked by rabid jawas. They started to beat me, and that's how I lost the rest of my body. Then a nice fairy come, and then I woke up here.
     
  13. Ice Jedi

    Ice Jedi Jedi Master star 3

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    OB1 regained conciousness and turned on the LP. He began to sing along,...

    "...I was bad to the bone. B-b-b-b-b-b-bad, B-b-b-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone."

    Moonwalker smashed the Record player shutting up OB1. "Does this mean he is bad too?"

    "of coarse not," the queen replied, "he is just disgruntaled."


    Just then...




    --Ice Jedi--
    Captian of the Detention Block AA23 hockey team, number 59
     
  14. Ice Jedi

    Ice Jedi Jedi Master star 3

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    The Dark Lady of the Sith appeared out of nowhere.

    "Dark Lady Mara" THey all siad in unison.

    "Thats right," she siad, "and I'm here for the..."



    --Ice Jedi--
    (add to this)
     
  15. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    the frogs. If you don't hand them over you will suffer the consequenses.
     
  16. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "No problem! They're all yours!" the queen said handing her the frogs.

    "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now everything is proceeding as I have forseen it!" DLM replied, laughing maniacally.
     
  17. Ice Jedi

    Ice Jedi Jedi Master star 3

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    She took off just as fast as she appeared.

    IN the distance our characters (who's names escape me at the moment) saw a shimmering...



    --Ice Jedi--
     
  18. Lady Phoenix

    Lady Phoenix Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...light. As they peered at it more closely, it seemed as if the light were letters, and that these letters were approaching them, getting bigger.

    "Wait a minute," I'm-a-dahlia said, "I know what these are... It's the credits!"

    Just then the letters came into focus and they all saw that they said...
     
  19. Ice Jedi

    Ice Jedi Jedi Master star 3

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    THE END

    *fade to black*



    --Ice Jedi--
     
  20. Mr. P

    Mr. P FanFic Archive Editor, Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ice Jedi asked me to lock it, so that's what I'll do. :)
     
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