The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

With a few sith creeping towards Anakin...

 

carried sith lords and were looking for Anakin...

 

cookies. They couldn't resist "THE POWER OF THE COOKIE"

Suddenly Obi-Wan noticed the tiny sith interceptors. He alerted the rest of the passengers, and...

 

...they all took their places at various weapons stations ala Star Wars Ep. 4.

Just as the tides of battle were turning in our heros favor, a strange sound seemed to block out all thought and everyone stopped fighting, staring off into space. Joe mumbled to Obi-wan, "What's happening?"

It took all his effort, but Obi-wan explained, "I've heard that sound before... It's a polka! You cannot imagine the power of it."

Meanwhile, as Anakin finished off his marshmellows he turned to Weird Al and said...

 

"What are you doing with that double-bladed lightsaber? You're not gonna slaughter me and McCullum are you?" Anie dropped the empty bag of marshmellows...

Weird Al replied by...

 

All of a sudden, a large ship landed in front of them. A door opened and smoke poured out. The sound of music poured out of the ship. Then, they saw a dark figure standing with a lightsaber ignited. It started dancing. Then, as it walked into the light, it was Michael Jackson. He.......

 

...suddenly touched the tip of his hair with his lightsabre, instantly igniting it.

"Yeow!" he screamed in a high-pitched voice, spinning around.

"This is not the time for a song, Michael. Especially with all that noise you put in the middle of your lyrics," chastised Obi-Wan.

"No - I mean 'Yeow'!" Michael lilted back. "My head's on fire, and it's as hot as..."

 

"Salsa on a Tostito on a summer day! Someone help me! It's A Fire I Cant Put Out," Michael started singing. "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope!"

 

And then to stop Michael from singing,
Obi-wan used a mind trick on him to make him go away.

 

..And sudenly George Lucas, a.k.a., the Grand Poobah, showed up...

 

together with Darth Sidious, Palpatine & Darth Vagabond who wasn't dead, Weird Al had just cut off one of his arms (the right one of course).

 

...and teh Grand Poobah declared...

 

that they had to settle this "SURVIVOR"-style.

 

The voting began.

 

On the first time around, everyone unanimously voted for Jar-Jar to leave (including Jar-Jar who was apparently confused and thought voting *for* Jar-Jar meant he'd get to stay).

For the second round...

 

They had to preform a task, then vote. Each Team had to fnd a book of matches.





--Ice Jedi--

 

So instead GL made a new task. He said "The first team to do all of the following wins and the other team will Vote somone off.
1) Bake a cake using only two sticks and a Snickers bar.
2) Eat MY weight in choclate ice cream
3) Figure out the secret ingredient in a drink i like to call GL's Special drink that contains the secret ingreident of water.

Who ever does that will not have to vote someone off."



--Ice Jedi--
Are You A Freak?
SPOILER-FREE 'TILL EPISODE III

 

Ric ate the ice cream, and made the cake but couldn't figure out the last clue...