The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

they found the turnip

 

Jar Jar colapsed of a heart attack.

Nobody cared, except...

 

(they found the turnup since it was posted first. the Jar Jar one makes no sence b/c he is not there on planet, we wrote him out.)


Everyone was excited and they all dashed to grab it and Darth Mauls Ghost came away with it. Princess Lay-About turned to Darth Mauls Ghost and...



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said "You're my father!"

Queen I'm-A-Dhalia fainted.

 

The turniop landed on the head of the Grand Poobah, who declared...

 

Him self the winner. He then voted himself off the planet He teleported away muttering "Thank the maker. That plnet was weird! Like something out of a movie. And a bad movie at that."

Princess Lay-About, Darth Mauls Ghost and Darth Vagabond got into a screaming fight about who was the real father! The queen came too and annouced that the real father was...





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...who was making a quiet get-away with the rest of the Team 2 members: Palpatine, Obi-wan, and Joe.

Obi-wan said, "Thank goodness we got away from there! It was like something out of a bad dream."

Palpy then asked Obi-wan, Joe, and Ric if they would help him. "You see, my evil twin brother, Sidious, is trying to take over the world. I think he plans to..."

 

bake a giant cookie, and then...

 

...me...

 

Obi-Wan, Joe and Ric just laugh at Palpy, and walk out the door.
"Is'nt he strange, why does he wear that black outfit for?" asked Ric.
"dunno, but it sure would make a good cover for my speeder!" exclaims Obi-Wan.

Suddenly, all three hear a hissing sound, and a light luminating from a platform. All three look up, and they see........

 

Martha Stewart, who was poised to stop the group from making cookies using her secret recipe. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a ...

(Boy am I glad this thread is back. I used to make special trips to the non-spoiler forum to contribute to the 1st one.)

 

"You do not know the power of the cookie," she said, assuming a fighting stance with her spoon of doom extended.

Ric turned to Joe and Obi-wan and said, "Maybe that Palpatine guy's not so crazy after all..."

Joe and Obi-wan raised their light-sabers and then...

 

Ric ran a way as fast as he could into the forest on planet AAAHHH!!! Joe looked at Obi-Wan and said, "What happened to count Dooko?"
Obi replied "I don't Know. Last i saw he was..."

Obi ws interrupted by the evil laughs of martha stuart and the Count. Both were standing overseeing the baking of the Giant cookie. It was up to the two Jedi to stop them. But the only way to that was to...







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Get the giant turmip back from the Grand Poobah...

 

...doubt. That's when Joe figured out the secret: if the Grand Poobah can eat the turnip, they could eat the cookie! But could Obi-wan and Joe eat it by themselves? First they'd have to get there!

So they began fighting their way through Martha and the Count to the cookie...

 

where they encountered Martha Stewart's evil Apprentice, Darth Garfield. Darth Garfield snarled and charged at the Jedi to duel, but then he fell asleep. The Jedi continued to...

 

Pick each others noses while fighting. At that point Marth Stuart pulled out a hankerchief. She said, "Put your buggers here. It is quite simple to make a hankerchief like this one. First you have to have a cotton field and a cotton gin then..."

Joe cut off her head mid sentence killing her. All people in a 50 mile radious applauded Even the count applauded as he made is getawat on a pink...





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...Cadillac.

So with Marth Stewart dead, the Count on the run, and Garfield asleep, the way to the giant cookie was clear.

Obi-wan and Joe began to eat the giant cookie when suddenly Ric emerged from the forest. "What is the meaning of this?" Ric demanded, gesturing towards the cookie.

Joe quickly explained the situation and then Ric helped them finish it off for good.

Meanwhile...

 

impersonate Celine Dion singing "My Heart Will Go On." This attracted a group of herrings which proceeded to...