The unofficial non-spoiler LETS MAKE A STORY Version Episode II.0

"Are you disgruntled?"

Everyone turned and stared at Obi-wan. He gulped and then replied...

 

Hey Lord Elmo... Tickle this! as he grabbed his sabre and took a swing at...

 

...Elmo's Harley Hog.

Fortunately, just before his sabre's blade connected...

 

The powercell died and the saber shut off. Obi-wan was upset and threw his saber at the bike instead. They connected with a clang.

Joe Decided that Obi-wan was disgrunteled enogh to hold slot 59th in command and said...



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"Dude, last time this happened I got smashed on 27 tequilas and fell asleep in the neighbor's satellite dish."

Obi-Wan just rolled his eyes, put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a...

 

...photo. "Yeah, I remember," Obi-wan said showing the picture of Joe in his boxer shorts sleeping on a satellite dish.

Senator Fat Free Tart, seeing the picture, became jealous of Joe's new role as Supreme Grand Master and youthful party animal. It didn't help that Joe also seemed to get along great with Lord Elmo and the rest of his gang. Besides, since SFFT was only a senator, he felt he was the most disgruntled Jedi of all -- because he wasn't one! As his jealousy ate away at him, suddenly he...

 

...stomped his feet, and folded his arms. THen the senator stuck out his toung at the Jedi.

Lord Elmo, became enraged by that act of anger and....






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...killed Senator Fat Free Tart with his double-bladed saber.

"Whoa!" everyone collectively gasped as they took a step back away from Elmo.

Joe leaned over to Obi-wan and quietly said, "Let's get out of here and get to work on our new society!"

"Good idea," Obi-wan agreed. So Joe and Obi-wan snuck away to...

 

The Mall.

They walked in and Obi-wan said "the mall, you will never find more disgruntled folk in the galaxy. We must be cautious."

But meanwile Lord Elmo...







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...followed them in his high powered auto-gyro.

Everyone thought it was quite unusual to see Elmo driving around the mall in his high powered auto-gyro.

Meanwhile, Joe and Obi-Wan were eating at the Subway inside the mall.

"These low-fat bantha meat sandwhiches taste like bantha poodoo" said Joe.

"Yes, but it's low fat" said Obi-Wan. " You wanna go listen to the latest record by Phat Jabba and the Sandpeople after this?"

Then suddenly...

 

...Anakin and Queen I'm-A-dahlia showed up.

"Hey, guys," Anakin said to Joe and Obi-wan. "What's up?"

"We're forming a society of disgruntled Jedi!" Obi-wan told Anakin.

"Oh?" Anakin asked skeptically. "What are you disgruntled about?"

 

Obi-wan replied, "well for starters some snot knosed little twerp, stole my master from me and then i was forced to train the little brat!"

"Bummer. Who was it Obi?" Anakin asked.

Just then Elmo apperaed and decided sice they were all disgrunteled thay should sing a song. The only song Elmo could play on his Black Electric gituar was "Bad to the Bone" so he began to play, and they started to sing.

"ON THE DAY I WAS BORN..."

People from all over the mall came to watch them and many joined in. When the song was over the crowed parted and the five left Subway.




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... while cooking hamburgers for Phat Jabba, who had just happened to show up right then.

"Phat Jabba!" exclaimed Joe. " Can I have your autograph?"

Jabba said"Why...

 

"Cool! I'll keep it always!" Joe said giddily.

Then, changing the subject, Joe exclaimed, "To the forest!" So Elmo, Obi-wan, Anakin, Queen I'm-A-Dahlia, Phat Jabba, and Joe all hopped into Elmo's high powered auto-gyro and went to the Sahara.

"I don't get it," the queen said. "Where's this sacred forest?"

"You have to use the force..." Obi-wan said mysteriously.

"See?" Anakin pointed. They all turned to look at his outstretched arm and saw...

 

...A spider crawling on his arm.

"Eeek! Get it off!" cried Anakin.

He waved his arm. The spider flew off and landed on I'm-A-Dahlia. "Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!"

Suddenly the spider...

 

Spit a glob of web at Lord Elmo and left for his web. The Glob hit Elmo in the back of the head and sent him flying off into the now visable forest.

Joe grabbed the controlls and went into the forest to find elmo and to start their new society.

Meanwhle Weird Al was picking his nose, but thats another story all together...

Elmo found himself in the sacred forest. He looked around and was startled to see...






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The Great Tribe of Elmo Worshipers! Yes, the tribe that lived to worship Elmo.

"Come, let us worhip you greatly, great Elmo. You are greatness"

Unfortunately what Elmo didn't realize about The Great Tribe of Elmo Worshipers was...

 

Elmo was frozen with terror.

Just then Joe leaped down from one of the sacred trees near Elmo and brandished his lightsaber at the GTEWs. A few moments later...

 

Thats right Sheep day! The day when all sheep are free to run and play. The Entire Tribe of Elmo Worshipers began to play such games as "Pin The Tail on the Sheep" and the ever populer "Find the Wolf in Sheeps skin" arcade game.

Elmo was untouched and relieved. Joe and the the followrs decided that This was a bad palce to start their Disguruntled Jedi society.

Queen Im-A-Dalia (sp?) suggested "Why don't we set up our society in the Dark Caves of Ask-a-bar in the Soap system."

They all agreed. Obi-wan summoned a star crusier and off they went.






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Upon arriving at Ask-a-bar, they saw another star cruiser parked and somewhat hidden in the bushes.

"Hey," Anakin said, "Isn't that Sidious's ride?"

 

"I sense a great disturbance in the force" obi wan said.

"Anakin, escort Queen Im A-Dalia to Ask-a-bar, guard her with your life, oh yeah take Elmo along, May the force be with you."

Anakin taking the Queen by the hand led her of to Ask-a-Bar with Elmo trailing behind.

"Joe let us check out this Star Cruiser, i sense the worse."

Obi-wan and Joe headed towards the star cruiser...