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The Vader Monologues (humor)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by BlindMan, Dec 31, 2001.

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  1. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Jul 7, 2000
    Oh yay for Vader getting to be the ittle voice now! [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    That was just perfect. It was wonderful following along all this time and it's really kinda sad this one is over.

    Now on to th spinoff!! :D :D

    You know, it might be cheating, but I think you should do some little epilogue and post it 12/31 on the 6th anniversary of this thread. ;)
  2. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 13, 2005
    Yeah, in the spinoff BlindMan, I'll be counting on it!

    Poor Anakin!

  3. Darth_Sabith

    Darth_Sabith Jedi Master star 4

    Oct 17, 2006
    Um maybe you should do one with the old senial Yoda. After all he was over 900 years old he would be a little out there great job by the way BM.
  4. BlindMan

    BlindMan Jedi Youngling star 2

    Nov 25, 2001
    Laine_Snowtrekker : Thanks! Will do!

    Fanficfan : Why I oughtta...[face_beatup] Just kidding. :)

    astroanna : Thanks!

    Ascal_Elessar : Thank you!

    Healer_Leona : Thank you! An epilogue is a definite possibility. Must ponder... [face_thinking]

    Jedi_Master_Cazz: Okey-doke!

    Darth_Sabith : Are you psychic? :p

    Thanks again, all!

    :) Blind Man
  5. piratedreamer

    piratedreamer Jedi Youngling star 3

    May 2, 2006
    Bravo! The perfect ending to a wonderfully addictive and hilarious series.

    Man, I have so many good memories from this thread...I remember someone saying early on that we wouldn't be able to watch SW (particularly the PT, for obvious reasons) the same way ever again (primarily without laughing at every Vader scene). That statement was completely true, and I hold you, BM, personally responsible! :p

    Great work, fabulous redemption ending. Keep up the hilarious work and let us all know when the sequel is out! [face_love]

  6. BlindMan

    BlindMan Jedi Youngling star 2

    Nov 25, 2001
    The highest of compliments! :D

    Thanks! Will do!

    :) Blind Man
  7. Irish_Jedi_Jade

    Irish_Jedi_Jade Jedi Master star 4

    Jul 19, 2007
    Hahahahahahah!!! Very very funny! Most inventive too...excelelnt!! The macarena....too funny!! My spanish teacher listed that as the torturous punishment for falling its got merit!!!

    [face_good_luck] Irish
  8. Triscuitsolo

    Triscuitsolo Jedi Master

    Oct 20, 2002
    this is absolutely hilarious
    im going to join this forum from now on in my second period study hall
    50 minutes of entertainment added to my day :)

  9. LilyHobbitJedi

    LilyHobbitJedi Jedi Knight star 5

    Aug 29, 2005
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Absolutely terrifically funny ending! Wonderful story BlindMan, I can't wait for the spin off! =D= =D=
  10. The Great No One

    The Great No One Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Jun 4, 2005
    great job blindman, glad i was able to get in on the ride late comer though i was. definitely be looking for the spinoff to this. PM's would be appreciated vastly.

    genius as usual on the finale, vader getting payback... didn't see it coming oddly. perfect ending though.

    keep up the good work so long as you're able BM, you will be missed otherwise.

  11. DunedinJedi

    DunedinJedi Jedi Youngling star 3

    Jan 22, 2007
    Thank you it wa brillaint :)
  12. Onoto

    Onoto Jedi Knight star 5

    Oct 7, 2004
    Thank you for writing these monologues.

  13. sheep21

    sheep21 Jedi Master star 2

    Jul 27, 2004
    thanks blindman its been a good few years :)
  14. Jauhzmynn

    Jauhzmynn Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jun 16, 2002
    LOL Blindman, you're great. Thanks for all the years of tremendous monologues.
    Oh BTW I had seen Stardust. Neat movie it's in my collection.

    Now maybe ideas on another robotic/organic monologue. I don't think Grevious would be that humours.

  15. Jade_Max

    Jade_Max Jedi Master star 5

    Jun 28, 2002
    I did the unthinkable.

    I brought Blind Man's monologues to work - and made everyone in my office collapse from laughing when they should have been working :D

    Thank you Blind Man for such a wonderful, hilarious, side cracking, back hurting, belly cramping ride that is incomparable. =D= It's been a fabulous time - thanks for all the laughs!
  16. Darth_Leia_6669

    Darth_Leia_6669 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Apr 26, 2003
    What an awesome ending! I must say, I can't wait for the spin off so I can torture you...uh, I mean, read some more of your awesomely funny stories! If you have something like a PM list going, could you add me? Pretty please? I promise if you do, I won't start 99 bottles of beer again! [face_laugh]

    Seriously, This has been an awesome thread, and I can't wait for what's coming! I'll keep a look out in any case.

    6669 [face_devil]

  17. AngelQueen

    AngelQueen Jedi Master star 4

    Mar 1, 2001
    I am so glad I came back to catch up on these (literally, most of the thread because it's been so long)! BlindMan, you did an outstanding job with these monologues. And I especially loved how you incorporated RotS. Awesome. :D

    Not to mention, the last one where Anakin and Vader's positions were reversed. *grins* I'm looking forward to the spinoff! Wonderful job! :)
  18. 07MurphyM

    07MurphyM Jedi Youngling

    Oct 15, 2004
    This is a funny story. When will you start work on your spinoff?
  19. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

    Feb 7, 2002
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Awesome ending BM :)
  20. _ThatJediScum_

    _ThatJediScum_ Jedi Master star 3

    Jul 28, 2005
    OMGOODNESS! I'm screaming!!!

    V: Oh, be quiet and let me sizzle in peace.

    A: Did you remember to pack some Neosporin? That might help.

    V: Oooh! Yeah! I've got some right--ah, hell.

    A: What?

    V: It's tucked into my left boot.

    A: Oh, bitter, bitter irony...

    [face_hypnotized] I simply can't breathe. I am dying laughing. This whole story is awesome but the last post is a crowning achievement. You have done the impossible. Thank you so much!

  21. TeriyakiSith

    TeriyakiSith Jedi Youngling star 1

    Aug 21, 2008
    Bravo. I've been reading this over the years (Lost the password to my last account) and have to say this was one of the most rewarding fan-fics I've ever read. My favorites were the three TIE fighter monologues, and I also enjoyed the poke at GL (The Flannel One).

  22. Tatooine_Ghost

    Tatooine_Ghost Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jul 24, 2006
    wow. loved it.
  23. Cara_Undercover_Jedi

    Cara_Undercover_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

    Nov 3, 2006
    OMG those things were HILLARIOUS!!! [face_laugh] =D= I can't beleive I took the time to go through all 94 pages...and save each one! :eek:
  24. LilySkywalker

    LilySkywalker Jedi Youngling

    Feb 3, 2009
    Hey! Is there already the sequel somewhere? [face_praying]
  25. CalaelAzasar

    CalaelAzasar Host of Quick-Games star 5 VIP - Game Host

    Mar 11, 2003
    So I come back to the boards after being gone for over a year, and the first place I stop is here. Absolutely freaking brilliant! In my absence I'd missed the last couple posts....again absolutely freaking brilliant! I so missed's good to be back!
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