Oceania \/\/\/\/\/=The Venting Thread=\/\/\/\/\/

You don't like Asians?

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Angelina doesn't like that.

And i'll never know if she likes me!!

 

You don't like Asians?

I've been doing TaeKwonDo and Muay Thai since I was 3. I love Asians
Never said I didn't...

Oh and, I thought I'd mention, my grandparents fought for Australia in WWII, my great grandad and his dad fought for Australia in The Somme during WWI and my grandfather pretty much built Jandakot airport in Perth...I think my family has the right to be here as much as any other person.

 

I'll ask her for you one day

Vent: I hate the LOGIES!!

oops

 

Let me see if I'm reading you right:

1) Dude, I probably should have mentioned that I was born in Perth.

2) Oh and, I thought I'd mention, my grandparents fought for Australia in WWII, my great grandad and his dad fought for Australia in The Somme during WWI and my grandfather pretty much built Jandakot airport in Perth...I think my family has the right to be here as much as any other person.

Besides the obvious answer involving celtic bandwagons, insecurity and the like, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU IRISH THEN? YOU ARE CLEARLY AUSTRALIAN.

E_S

 

Because everything in my life is Irish. It's just how I see myself. I'm Irish at heart...it's just how I feel.

I don't involve myself in anything Australian, if you knwo what I mean. I hate AFL, hate Aussie beer, don't do anything remotely Australian. Only Australian thing about me is my birth certificate.

 

OK, dude, whatever...

E_S

 

exactly.

 

So, E_S and S_o_E, can we all just get back to the venting without the circular arguements now?


Cheers guys.

 

This thread is getting...personal.

 

Oh, you mean in a bad way

The homeless people under town hall are giving me the ***** big time. I don't care how homeless you are, you don't just throw up where you please causing other people to be totally grossed out from stepping in your bile. >_<

Same goes for drunk people staggering home. In the bin assh***s.

 

I'm an Australian national, and a patriotic one too! I even wear the Australian flag on my underpants.

 

This seems to be a uniquely human condition, rather than something I attributed to the fat and awkward of movement in Sydney.

I hate it when 2 or more fat people waddle abreast on the sidewalk. You can't pass them, because their girth is too great that the only way to pass them is to end up on the road, chancing death. Can't you bovines walk single file and stop blaming us for your condition?

That, and nude men in the change room at the gym. The naked male form is not beautiful, like the naked female form, so why do men walk naked in the change rooms? It has happened at every gym I've been to and it's uncool!



E_S

 

It's worse when the nudists use those gym showers (y'know, the ones without doors?). Seriously, wear boardshorts. We don't want to seen your wang.

 

"I didn't travel 1 godzillion miles and live 1000 years just to look at another man's gizmo." - Nixon

 

Yea well, same at my gym honestly. I don't want to see the women there prance around nude like they have something to prove. Sometimes nude is bad regardless of gender >_<

And DAMN my feet! The right one is slightly bigger than the left making my new beautiful shoes uncomfortable to wear. I HATE my feet!

 

I hate the logies too. I mean come on, its the same people who win every year! How many people do they have to choose from for heavens sake!

And since we all seem to be embracing embracing our roots, I may as well too: Ich bin ein Ostereicher!

 

I want to vent about how Marv has been lying to us the whole time!

I assumed that he was a Martian, proud of Martian history...but NOW he turns aroundand tells us he is an Ostrich! How dare he!!

 

Yea well, same at my gym honestly. I don't want to see the women there prance around nude like they have something to prove. Sometimes nude is bad regardless of gender >_<

Maybe, but I mean, these guys have ALOT to prove and not much to prove it with. Small. You know what I mean? Not just that Chinese men aren't tall...

I wish I didn't know that.

E_S

 

I would like to vent about me maybe not being able to go to midnight screening of ROTS... vented.

 

You'll probably want to re-vent after May 19.

 

I want to vent about people who say "of course I remembered to buy you midnight screening tickets, you're the biggest star wars fan I know and I am only going coz it looks kinda cool." and then spend the next two weeks avoiding me only to say they gave away your precious ticket to a stupid girl to impress her.

Permission to kill said miscreant on sight sir?

 

Granted, Lieutenant.

 

Thank you, Sir! *salutes*

 

Hey...I'm not your superior...I'm just a corporal...

But I thought it was necessary, anyway. For the preservation of the unit, and all that. And for the sake of the FF Squad.

*Salutes*

 

Soldier, on yer knees!