Author: NYCitygurl Title: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader Timeframe: ROTS-ROTJ Genre: humor Summary Darth Vader keeps a diary Notes: Part of the Dear Diary Challenge. Written in the style of the Very Secret Diaries (WARNING: Link contains language and content - slash innuendo - not appropriate for the JC, so tread with caution.). Alexis said I could do the diary like this. Notes v2.0: The entries are short (VSD-style) but I've written all fifty-two entries, so now all I have to do is update every week for a year The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader Entry One Number of Jedi killed: 35 Mostly younglings at the Temple, but they count as whole, not half. Decided to join the Emperor. The Jedi were holding me back. Maybe this way I reach my full potential and rule the galaxy and also achieve the perfect intimidating glare.