Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

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  1. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Author: NYCitygurl
    Title: The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader
    Timeframe: ROTS-ROTJ
    Genre: humor
    Summary Darth Vader keeps a diary
    Notes: Part of the Dear Diary Challenge. Written in the style of the Very Secret Diaries (WARNING: Link contains language and content - slash innuendo - not appropriate for the JC, so tread with caution.). Alexis said I could do the diary like this.
    Notes v2.0: The entries are short (VSD-style) but I've written all fifty-two entries, so now all I have to do is update every week for a year 8-}


    The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader


    Entry One

    Number of Jedi killed: 35
    Mostly younglings at the Temple, but they count as whole, not half.

    Decided to join the Emperor. The Jedi were holding me back. Maybe this way I reach my full potential and rule the galaxy and also achieve the perfect intimidating glare.
  2. Ceillean Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]

    Even though it's kind of morbid, I had to laugh:

    Mostly younglings at the Temple, but they count as whole, not half.

    You go, Vader! Work on that intimidating glare. :D

    PM list please? [face_batting]

  3. The Musical Jedi Force Ghost

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    PM please. [face_batting]

    I'm also with Ceilean - somewhat morbid, but hilarious that he points out that younglings still count as a whole, not a half. :p

    And given the nature of the LOTR ones, I'm guessing this will get rather entertaining rather quickly! [face_laugh]
  4. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    If you have a PM list, prett please put me on it?

    This is gonna rock!=D=
  5. mavjade It's so Fluffy Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    [face_laugh] ROFLOL! That was hilarious, Nat!

    Awesome job!
    I can't believe you've written the whole thing already! 8-} That deserves a standing ovation! =D==D==D=

    I can't wait for more!
    If you are doing PMs would you add me to your list, please? [face_batting]
  6. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Loved Vader's insistence younglings counted as a whole, not half.

    Maybe this way I reach my full potential and rule the galaxy and also achieve the perfect intimidating glare.

    But how will you know under that mask? :p

    I can tell I'm going to enjoy this!

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
  7. Seremela Jedi Knight

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    I didn't know the very secret diaries, but this looks like a lot of fun!

    Please pm me as well.


  8. Darthrevan4ever Force Ghost

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    funny [face_laugh]
    pm me when you update please
  9. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Would love PMs when you update, Nat. :)
  10. CPL_Macja Force Ghost

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    twisted yet funny, PM list please
  11. MeleanaKenobi Jedi Knight

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    lol great start! Can't wait to see more.
  12. Anduli_Vader Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] :p
    If you're starting a pm list add me! This is going to be a wild ride!=D=
  13. dm1 Force Ghost

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    Work on that glare; your daughter already has it, I believe someone named it the OGOD, Organa Glare Of Death!

    If you have PM notification, please put me on the list.
  14. Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus

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  15. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Connie: [face_laugh] Well, this is supposed to be funny, after all :p And he will be ;)

    TMJ: Well, it improves the stats on his list :p I hope so! :D

    Connie: Thanks!! :)

    mav: Thanks!! Glad you?re enjoying it :D And wow, thanks for the standing ovation! Though really, it only took two or three hours, since the entries are so short.

    Kelia: It?ll be so intimidating, you?ll be able to feel it through the mask :p Thanks!!

    Seremela: Thanks!! You should just them out; they?re hilarious.

    Darthrevan4ever: Thanks!! :)

    Daena: Glad you?re enjoying it :)

    CLP_Macja: Thanks!! :)

    MeleanaKenobi: Thanks!! :)

    Anduli_Vader: Yes it is :D

    dm1: OGD, I like that :D Well, she had to inherit it from somewhere! :p

    ale: Glad you?re enjoying it :D


    Thanks for the replies, everyone!! [:D] Of course I'll start a PM list :) List as follows (let me know if you want on or off):

    Ceillean
    The Musical Jedi
    Jag4Me
    Mavjade
    Seremela
    Darthrevan4ever
    DaenaBenjen42
    CPL_Macja
    Anduli_Vader
    dm1
    Corellian_Ale



    Entry Two

    Went to Mustafar to kill some more people, but ended up killing my wife (oops) and taking a nice lava bath, courtesy of Obi-Wan. It hurt. Like, really hurt.

    But this encased in black armor thing might work to my advantage. It can be very intimidating. Also, have now got several extra inches of height.

  16. mavjade It's so Fluffy Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    Hilarious Nat!!

    ...but ended up killing my wife (oops) and taking a nice lava bath
    [face_laugh][face_laugh] I loved the "oops" it really added to this and made me laugh really hard!

    I can already tell this is going to be something I'm going to come back and read when I'm having a bad day and need a good laugh! :)

    I can't wait for the next entry! :D

    Great job! =D=

    Thanks for the PM! [:D]
  17. Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus

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    [face_laugh]
    This is striking me as Robot Chicken's deleted scenes!

  18. Ceillean Force Ghost

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    but ended up killing my wife (oops) and taking a nice lava bath,

    [face_laugh][face_laugh] Again, morbidly funny. [face_laugh]

    Also, have now got several extra inches of height.


    You go, Vader! You big boy. :p

    Funnnnny! [face_laugh]
  19. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    Awesome entry, Nat.

    Also, have now got several extra inches of height.

    He found a positive in the middle of all that... [face_laugh]
  20. Jag4Me Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] oops:p At least he's not emotional over it all.[face_laugh]

    Can't wait for more.=D=
  21. Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master

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    Oh this is gunna be good! You had me at the inch part?![face_laugh][face_laugh] Bit of a double meaning there?o_O

    Must Pm!
  22. The Musical Jedi Force Ghost

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    That height thing - pretty important when one is in the intimidating business! :p Poor Padme - but at least she got a nod.
  23. dm1 Force Ghost

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  24. CPL_Macja Force Ghost

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    Love how you have made all of his kills seem so non-shalaunt.

    I am just wondering what his kill count is up to, seeing as younglings counted as a whole kill and not a half. Are politicians worth the same value or are they a fraction since they tend to use their tongues as weapons instead of blasters and lightsabers?
  25. 92SE-R Force Ghost

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    So morbid, but so funny!

    The lava bath part killed me.

    Please add me to your PM list.=D=
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