Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

LOL!!!! That straw line... and he's still thinking about that female clone & actually calling?????!!!!! Too funny!!!!

 

Realized one disadvantage to new suit: must now drink through a straw.
ROFLOL! Priceless!

Uh, oh, Vaders got himself and admirer! LOL!

 

But - but where does the straw go in?

 

At Musical. Vader, you call that girl! I don't care what your boss says, call her!

 

I wonder... does he have to take the helmet off to use that straw?


Wonderful update.

 

Realized one disadvantage to new suit: must now drink through a straw.

I am pretty sure that there is more then one disadvantage.

I am also pretty sure that he has to use a straw for other things as well!

 

This is priceless, Nat!

 

I keep getting images of Dark Helmet in Spaceballs with that straw line. Even though there's no straw there, just a cup of coffee that he can somehow drink through his helmet.

 

Think that new female model clone is eyeing me.

Am not the Emperor, though.

 

Hah, finally I can catch up!

leftover clones

And now he has an admirer

Oh my, still not Emperor yet

Both entries were priceless again - especially the straw remark. I have to admit my mind immediately went the way Macja's went

Looking forward to the next!

 

Female clone...

If she's not interested, Vader should find out if she has a sister!

 

Female clone slipped me her comm number before she left. Might have to give her a call sometime.

And do what?

No...wait...Nevermind, I don't think I want to know

Great update

 

Why was the only thing I can think of when I read the straw line was the sound of someone trying to get the last bit of a shake out from a glass with a straw?

As for the female clone... for some reason Barry White jumps in my head...

Awesome update!

 

I had the same sound running through my head

Could it be because of James Earl Jones's deep voice being Vader's?

 

Go for her, Vader! And the straw, I also had that sound in my head!

 

LASOS: Thanks!!

Trimaj: Thanks!! Yeah, a little

Jade_eyes: Thanks!! Oh yeah, he?s a wannabe player

Connie: Thanks!!

mav: Thanks!! Yep

The Musical Jedi: I?ll leave that to your imagination

Cazz:

Daena: I?ll leave that to your imagination Thanks!!

CPL_Macja: There is And . . . yeah, probably

Idri: Thanks!! Glad you like

Ubersue: I love that part Dark Helmet cracks me up.

Kim: Thanks!!

Seremela: Glad you caught up! Yeah, he still wants to be emperor

Ale: Oh, she?s interested

Kelia: Yeah, all these suit restrictions . . . Thanks!!

92SE-R: It?s probably a better thought than what a couple others were thinking And yeah, that?s kind of what I was thinking Thanks!!

CPL_Macja: I love his voice

dm1: Maybe he will


Thank you all for reading!



Entry Five

Throttled five senators, killed some pedestrians, burned down a few buildings while laughing maniacally, and caught new episode of ?General Medcenter? on the holo. All in all, very productive day.

Though still not Emperor.

 

Nice this Vader and what will he gain from watching Med centre
More tubes and straws?

 

MEDCENTER!

That should waken some happy memories for him about getting the suit

Productive day indeed (although still not Emperor), but the poor guy, where to go to find more Jedis to kill?

Another great update, NYC!

 

All in a day's work

Only five senators???? How many would it be in the U>S. Congress?

 

Throttled five senators, killed some pedestrians, burned down a few buildings while laughing maniacally, and caught new episode of ?General Medcenter? on the holo. All in all, very productive day.

Though still not Emperor.

He watches "General MedCenter". *points finger and laughs*
I can see it now -- Darth Vader in his little private bubble, watching soap opera. Too funny.

 

Vader watches a soap like General Medcenter?? Doesn't he know it'll turn his brain to mush??

Sounds like he had a good day, other than not being the Emperor!

Great entry!! I can't wait for the next one!!

 

medcenter? *chuckles* somehow vader watching something like that doesn't surprise me...

so, i must wonder if his senator count will eventually come close to his jedi one? pedestrian and military most likely beat it.

vader laught maniacally isn't something i've ever really considered before, but while burning a building down is highly amusing.

good update.

:snoopy

 

Though still not Emperor.



Vader sure knows how to put a damper on the best of days, doesn't he?

Great update