Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

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  1. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Jade_eyes: Thanks!! :D

    Vadey: [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    TMJ: ?Dark Lord of the Sith Kills Crime Lord, Says ?Oops?? :p

    GlindaForJediCouncil: Thanks!!

    LittMissNightsaber: He?s pretty pleased with himself :p

    Darth_Furio: More of a sarcastic ?oops? :p

    Kelia: Yeah, he?s really upset about it :p Thanks!!

    Cazz: Yeah, he?s torn up about it :p

    Daena: Thanks!!

    JediFalcon: It wasn?t a very heartfelt ?oops? :p



    Entry Forty-Four

    Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming. Intimidated some people, killed some stormtroopers, checked progress of construction crews, then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.
  2. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    Another "ordinary" day on the job [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Loved the ho-hum tone [face_laugh] [face_mischief] [face_laugh]

  3. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    Well Done again NYC! I hope Vader reminds the construction crews about that little hole at the end of that trench!
  4. VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus

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    It's always a good day when you get to kill some Stormies! :D

    =D=
  5. Falcon Chosen One

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    VIP v2 [face_laugh] good one hehe more :)
  6. Valairy Scot Force Ghost

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    This continues to be very entertaining and very funny. Well done.
  7. The Musical Jedi Force Ghost

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    You can practically see the check list. [face_laugh]
  8. Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master

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    then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

    [face_laugh] Oh, there's an upside to every tragedy![face_laugh] Sounds like Vader is one of those firm believers in caf fixing any problem. If there's caf, it's all ok.

    But I'm afraid the VIP lounge is going to be out of commission for a bit Vader. Shame.
  9. QueenArdnassak Jedi Master

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    Oh my gosh! I can't believe I missed that last update! He killed Xizor because Xizor tried to kill Anakin Junior and said "oops?"[face_laugh]

    And this update was really great too.[face_laugh]:D Just what I needed!
  10. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    Death Star v2.0

    Loved that! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    And it sounds like Vader had a busy day :p

    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
  11. GrandMasterKatarn Force Ghost

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    Great lol, another lounge and more caf... what will Vader do next, I wonder :p
  12. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming.

    I don't know why this is funny, but it is! [face_laugh]


    Good entry. :)
  13. earlybird-obi-wan Force Ghost

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    still loving caf and V2.0 that's hilarious being a hot topic here too for the civil servants entering a world were all is becoming digtal.[face_laugh];)
  14. BrentSohlden Jedi Youngling

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    then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

    Must have to drink it through a straw!

    NYCitygurl- LOL Please pm all future updates for study3600 to BrentSohlden. I'm the same person, new username. Thank you kindly. :)
  15. AzureAngel2 Force Ghost

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    Entry Forty-Four

    Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming. Intimidated some people, killed some stormtroopers, checked progress of construction crews, then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.


    Somehow Vader´s life is like a teacher´s life: the intimidation, the checked progress, the VIP lounge, the coffee...

    *looks at a female college at hers who got bitten into her finger last week and had a chair smashed down on her shoulder blad*

    Perhaps even the killing!

    [face_thinking]

    I have the wrong job for Vader has fun non-stop. Instead of teaching a foreign language I should have become as sith lord. Then I would even have my own pet bantha.

    @};-
  16. Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus

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    [face_thinking] Wonder exactly wha that cover story was...

    And was the caf better on V 2.0? :p
  17. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Jade_eyes: Thanks!! Well, it is another ordinary day for him :p

    Darth_Furio: ?Oops? :p

    Vadey: Vader agrees :p

    JediFalcon: Hey, Death Star v2, VIP Lounge v2 :D

    Valairy_Scot: Thanks!!

    TMJ: :D By the way, I love your icon :D

    Cazz: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Well, I believe that tea solves everything, so . . . :p

    QueenArdnassak: Well, ?oops? is his favorite line :D Thanks!! I love that something I wrote cheered someone up :)

    Kelia: Quite busy :p Thanks!!

    GrandMasterKatarn: Probably kill some people, then have more caf :p

    Daena: Thanks!!

    BrentSohlden: He does ? but hey, cuts down on stained teeth :p Will do :)

    Azure: [face_laugh] I can just imagine Vader as a teacher 8-}

    Ale: It?s caf v2.0. You decide :p



    Entry Forty-Five

    Ordered an impressive showing for the Emperor?s arrival. Everything was going well, even though his creepy BFF came along for the ride. Then the Emperor announced that the rebels were preparing to attack.

    $#*%*^$*!! I do not need this right now!

    Not Emperor yet.
  18. Nyota's Heart Combos & Paragraphs Host

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Fun! Vader knows the latest techronisms I see like BFF [face_laugh] or LOL [face_laugh]
  19. Falcon Chosen One

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    [face_laugh] Poor poor Vader, will never be emperor unless he kills Palpatine. I can't wait for more :D
  20. BrentSohlden Jedi Youngling

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    He knows that when Rebels attack Death Stars bad things happen.... :D Thanks for the update.
  21. Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master

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    BFF! [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh] Does Vader feel oust?

    $#*%*^$*!! I do not need this right now!

    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh] Ahh, we love him, we really do.

    And yes Nat, tea does solve everything! [face_peace][face_coffee]
  22. QueenArdnassak Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]Poor Vader has to go deal with the rebels.

    Who is the emperor's creepy BFF anyway?:confused:
  23. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    He might not need it, but that reaction is totally funny! [face_laugh]

    Who is the emperor's creepy BFF anyway?

    Most likely the monk-looking guys whose outfits were inspired by Catholic garments. (And if that isn't it, now I wanna know, too!)


    Good entry. :)
  24. VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus

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  25. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    Another great entry NYC Gurl. I love how Vader feels 2nd best to the Emperor's BFF. I wonder if Vader feels time is running out for him to become Emperor with the Rebels imminent attack?
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