Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

Jade_eyes: Thanks!!

Vadey:

TMJ: ?Dark Lord of the Sith Kills Crime Lord, Says ?Oops??

GlindaForJediCouncil: Thanks!!

LittMissNightsaber: He?s pretty pleased with himself

Darth_Furio: More of a sarcastic ?oops?

Kelia: Yeah, he?s really upset about it Thanks!!

Cazz: Yeah, he?s torn up about it

Daena: Thanks!!

JediFalcon: It wasn?t a very heartfelt ?oops?



Entry Forty-Four

Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming. Intimidated some people, killed some stormtroopers, checked progress of construction crews, then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

 

Another "ordinary" day on the job Loved the ho-hum tone

 

Well Done again NYC! I hope Vader reminds the construction crews about that little hole at the end of that trench!

 

It's always a good day when you get to kill some Stormies!

 

VIP v2 good one hehe more

 

This continues to be very entertaining and very funny. Well done.

 

You can practically see the check list.

 

then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

Oh, there's an upside to every tragedy! Sounds like Vader is one of those firm believers in caf fixing any problem. If there's caf, it's all ok.

But I'm afraid the VIP lounge is going to be out of commission for a bit Vader. Shame.

 

Oh my gosh! I can't believe I missed that last update! He killed Xizor because Xizor tried to kill Anakin Junior and said "oops?"

And this update was really great too. Just what I needed!

 

Death Star v2.0

Loved that!

And it sounds like Vader had a busy day

Great update

 

Great lol, another lounge and more caf... what will Vader do next, I wonder

 

Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming.

I don't know why this is funny, but it is!


Good entry.

 

still loving caf and V2.0 that's hilarious being a hot topic here too for the civil servants entering a world were all is becoming digtal.

 

then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

Must have to drink it through a straw!

NYCitygurl- LOL Please pm all future updates for study3600 to BrentSohlden. I'm the same person, new username. Thank you kindly.

 

Entry Forty-Four

Was ordered to head to Death Star v2.0 to warn them that the Emperor is coming. Intimidated some people, killed some stormtroopers, checked progress of construction crews, then headed to VIP lounge v2.0 for some caf.

Somehow Vader´s life is like a teacher´s life: the intimidation, the checked progress, the VIP lounge, the coffee...

*looks at a female college at hers who got bitten into her finger last week and had a chair smashed down on her shoulder blad*

Perhaps even the killing!



I have the wrong job for Vader has fun non-stop. Instead of teaching a foreign language I should have become as sith lord. Then I would even have my own pet bantha.

 

Wonder exactly wha that cover story was...

And was the caf better on V 2.0?

 

Jade_eyes: Thanks!! Well, it is another ordinary day for him

Darth_Furio: ?Oops?

Vadey: Vader agrees

JediFalcon: Hey, Death Star v2, VIP Lounge v2

Valairy_Scot: Thanks!!

TMJ: By the way, I love your icon

Cazz: Well, I believe that tea solves everything, so . . .

QueenArdnassak: Well, ?oops? is his favorite line Thanks!! I love that something I wrote cheered someone up

Kelia: Quite busy Thanks!!

GrandMasterKatarn: Probably kill some people, then have more caf

Daena: Thanks!!

BrentSohlden: He does ? but hey, cuts down on stained teeth Will do

Azure: I can just imagine Vader as a teacher

Ale: It?s caf v2.0. You decide



Entry Forty-Five

Ordered an impressive showing for the Emperor?s arrival. Everything was going well, even though his creepy BFF came along for the ride. Then the Emperor announced that the rebels were preparing to attack.

$#*%*^$*!! I do not need this right now!

Not Emperor yet.

 

Fun! Vader knows the latest techronisms I see like BFF or LOL

 

Poor poor Vader, will never be emperor unless he kills Palpatine. I can't wait for more

 

He knows that when Rebels attack Death Stars bad things happen.... Thanks for the update.

 

BFF! Does Vader feel oust?

$#*%*^$*!! I do not need this right now!

Ahh, we love him, we really do.

And yes Nat, tea does solve everything!

 

Poor Vader has to go deal with the rebels.

Who is the emperor's creepy BFF anyway?

 

He might not need it, but that reaction is totally funny!

Who is the emperor's creepy BFF anyway?

Most likely the monk-looking guys whose outfits were inspired by Catholic garments. (And if that isn't it, now I wanna know, too!)


Good entry.

 

Poor baby Vader.

 

Another great entry NYC Gurl. I love how Vader feels 2nd best to the Emperor's BFF. I wonder if Vader feels time is running out for him to become Emperor with the Rebels imminent attack?