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Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by NYCitygurl, Jan 2, 2009.

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  1. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I love your icon too!!! [face_batting] [face_love]

    Awwww... is somebody a widdle jealous? :p Guess he'll just have to prove himself against the Rebels. You know - unlike last time.
     
  2. Corellian_Ale

    Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nat & Musical_Jedi sweet icons! (how did you all know I hate the Colts :p )


    Aw, poor Vader. Is her realizing he'll never really be Palp's BFF? [face_laugh]

    Does he even make his Fav Five? :p
     
  3. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    $#*%*^$*!! I do not need this right now!

    Oh come on now, Vadey, where's your sense of adventure? :p

    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
     
  4. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    That'll teach Vader to revere the caf and VIP lounge more than the emperor... i can see it now... Vader's final thoughts are gonna be: And I'm still not Emperor [face_frustrated]
     
  5. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jade_eyes: Vader?s hip, dude :p

    JediFalcon: Thanks!!

    BrentSohlden: Yes he does :p

    Cazz: Vader knows what the cool kids say :p And yes, it totally does! I keep telling people that; no one else believes me . . .

    QueenArdnassak: To be honest, I put in the BFF bit because I can?t remember who that guy is. It?s the creepy-looking dude who comes with Palpatine to the Death Star in ROTJ (his ultimate fate is mentioned in one of the Rogue Squadron books). I can?t remember his name. I?ll get back to you on that.

    Daena: Thanks!! Possibly? I can?t remember very well (it?s been years since I?ve seen any of the movies, unfortunately). I?m going to see if someone knows 8-}

    Vadey: He appreciates your sympathies :p

    Darth_Furio: Thanks!! And feel free to call me Nat :)

    TMJ: GO COLTS! :D [face_laugh] Mostly this is interfering with his VIP lounge time :p

    Ale: [face_plain] :p More like he?s creeped out :p

    Kelia: He left his sense of adventure in the VIP lounge :p Thanks!!

    GrandMasterKatarn: [face_laugh] I?m not telling :D



    Entry Forty-Six

    Settled my nerves by killing some stormtroopers and taking a break in the VIP lounge. Then headed to the Sanctuary Moon of Endor to deal with my son and his rebel friends.

    Luke/Anakin Junior decided to turn himself over to me, so I brought him back up to the Death Star v2.0. I tried to get in some quality father-son bonding/make plans to overthrow the Emperor, but he wasn?t listening. Cheeky boy. Maybe I should ground him.

    A bit closer to being Emperor.
     
  6. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    I tried to get in some quality father-son bonding/make plans to overthrow the Emperor, but he wasn?t listening.

    Tsk tsk, Luke knows your in the wrong, of course he's not going to listen to you. twenty-one years too late to offer fatherly advice.

    Cheeky boy. Maybe I should ground him.

    [face_laugh] Isn't he a little too old for grounding? [face_thinking]

    Can't wait for more

     
  7. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Of course Luke doesn't listen to you. He just wants to turn you back to the light side.

    nice entry with an again muttering Vader
     
  8. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Chosen One star 7

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Fave line: Maybe I should ground him. [face_laugh] ;)

     
  9. AzureAngel2

    AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    :eek:

    I was so busy that I read the last up-date before this one and completly forgot to comment.

    [face_blush]

    Perhaps you should ground me, NY.

    :rolleyes:

    Anyway, two almost perfect days in the life of Lord V.

    Hum, Lord Vader. One should really spell out his name to the end or he gets confused with dark wizzards or heros that live in the London underground seeking Vendetta.

    I wonder if our favourite man in black comes any closer to being emperor in your next hillarious and gorgeous up-date.
     
  10. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Luke/Anakin Junior decided to turn himself over to me, so I brought him back up to the Death Star v2.0. I tried to get in some quality father-son bonding/make plans to overthrow the Emperor, but he wasn?t listening. Cheeky boy. Maybe I should ground him.

    A bit closer to being Emperor.



    Kids will make you crazy, won't they? :p

    =D=
     
  11. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Master star 5

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    Vader needs to find better ways to deal with stress... [face_laugh]

    Isn't he a little too old for grounding?

    No. One is never too old for grounding!


    Good entry. :)
     
  12. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    GO COLTS!! :D :D It's good to be a Hoosier, no? (especially if it makes Ale grumpy [face_laugh])

    And what is holding him captive on the Death Star? Sounds like grounding to me. :p
     
  13. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh Vader, stop living in the past, you lost that chance, Luke's grown up and far too old to be grounded... Having said that... that doesn't mean he doesn't need it though.

    I think Vader should go get another coffee, things are about to get ugly.
     
  14. QueenArdnassak

    QueenArdnassak Jedi Knight star 4

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    Uh-Oh. Anakin Jr. isn't listening to Daddy.

    He's in troooouuuuuble!:p
     
  15. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Cheeky boy

    Well what do you expect, Vader, he is your son :p


    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
     
  16. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Another great entry Nat! "Settled my nerves by killing some stormtroopers" Love it! I never realized that violence, controlled violence I guess in Vader's case, would be so threapuetic. Now if only his boy wasn't so cheeky. Good Stuff.
     
  17. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    Somehow I don't think Luke is being cheeky or really listening to you, Vader :p

     
  18. LittleMissNightsaber

    LittleMissNightsaber Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Vader needs to read about parenting. Not that I have.
     
  19. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Backpacking One Pack a Day Mod of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Still going strong and making me crack up. Fantastic job you're doing with this.
     
  20. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    JediFalcon: Pfft, parents try to ground kids that age all the time :p

    earlybird-obi-wan: Thanks!!

    Jade_eyes: Thanks!! Mine too :D

    Azure: No problem [:D] And V for Vendetta was an awesome movie :D

    Vadey: Well, you know what they say ? Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

    Daena: He should get a stress ball :p Thanks!!

    TMJ: Yeah it is :D (sorry Ale) [face_laugh]

    Cazz: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] He?s definitely about to have One Of Those Days :p

    QueenArdnassak: [face_laugh] Yes he is :p

    Kelia: Excellent point :D Thanks!!

    Darth_Furio: Thanks!! Yeah, squeezing peoples? throats is a bit like squeezing a stress ball, it seems :p

    GrandMasterKatarn: Definitely the second part, at least :D

    LittleMissNightsaber: [face_laugh] ?What to Expect When You?re Expecting Force-Sensitive Children? :p

    Valairy_Scot: Thank you so much!!


    Thank you all for continuing to read!! [:D]


    Entry Forty-Seven

    The rebel fleet decided to attack while the Emperor and I were dealing with my son. He forced us to start a duel. I was impressed at Luke/Anakin Junior?s ability (my little boy, all grown up!) but I was not happy that Palpsy wanted him to kill me and become the new Number Two. Not happy at all.

    Not sure what to do right now. Will try to reason with my kid/kill Emperor.
     
  21. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Chosen One star 7

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    Yuppers, I guess Vader wasn't happy about Palpsy's plans at all for supplanting Anakin Sr. for Anakin Jr. [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Vader's plan works for me [face_laugh] Junior -- that was Luke's name in PT's Smokie and The Bandit crossover [face_laugh] [face_mischief] The things I remember [face_laugh]

     
  22. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Backpacking One Pack a Day Mod of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    [blockquote]The rebel fleet decided to attack while the Emperor and I were dealing with my son. He forced us to start a duel. I was impressed at Luke/Anakin Junior?s ability (my little boy, all grown up!) but I was not happy that Palpsy wanted him to kill me and become the new Number Two. Not happy at all.

    Not sure what to do right now. Will try to reason with my kid/kill Emperor. [/blockquote]


    Somehow should be:


    [blockquote]The rebel fleet decided to attack while the Emperor and I were dealing with my son. :eek: He forced us to start a duel.[face_shame_on_you] I was impressed at Luke/Anakin Junior?s ability (my little boy, all grown up!:_| ) but I was not happy that Palpsy wanted him to kill me and become the new Number Two. Not happy at all. :(

    Not sure what to do right now. :confused: Will try to reason with my kid/kill Emperor. O:) [/blockquote]

    Actually, I can just hear the pride in Vader's voice - "my little boy, all grown up." Vader's set himself for some hard work - reasoning AND killng all at the same time. [face_laugh]


     
  23. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Vader never gives up eh? Gotta Love his commitment to Ani Junior. Little does he know his fate. :(
     
  24. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Awwww... [face_love] But still not emperor. :(
     
  25. Corellian_Ale

    Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A bit closer to being Emperor.

    Alright! Almost there! :p


    I was not happy that Palpsy wanted him to kill me and become the new Number Two.

    Not ready to give his key to the VIP lounge yet? :p
     
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