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Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by NYCitygurl, Jan 2, 2009.

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  1. QueenArdnassak

    QueenArdnassak Jedi Knight star 4

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    Whoops. Anakin Jr is replacing Vader as number two. Can't have that!:p They must rule the galaxy as father and son!:p
     
  2. AzureAngel2

    AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    First Vader should have a cup of coffe and then he should rethink his life.

    [face_whistling]

    And then he should ask his toy Bantha to trample down old Palps.
     
  3. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] reason with Luke? good luck with that Vader. You know Jedi won't reason with Sith. Can't wait for more :D
     
  4. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Palpsy is evil Vader and try[face_laugh] Do or a certain Force ghost will visit you.
     
  5. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Master star 5

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    Uh-huh... everyone needs a stress ball now and then. Vader probably more so.

    I was not happy that Palpsy wanted him to kill me and become the new Number Two. Not happy at all.

    Don't blame him, there...


    Good entry. :)
     
  6. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Will try to reason with my kid/kill Emperor

    Oh yeah, that'll work :p

    Love seeing Vader all flustered though.

    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
     
  7. dm1

    dm1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Reason with Luke... kill Emperor. Sounds like a plan to me! At what price, though?
     
  8. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    :( awwww Poor Vader... i hope he makes a decision soon
     
  9. Dreama_Skywalker

    Dreama_Skywalker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hi Nat

    I started reading this...and kept going until I reached the end. Brilliant!
    Not sure what image was more hilarious...Vader stealing storm trooper undies, his sand issues..or his Emperor issues.
    Thanks for making my evening full of laughter. [face_laugh]
     
  10. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master star 4

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    Wow, Vader sure has all his priorities right! As always, of course![face_laugh]:rolleyes::p
     
  11. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not sure what to do right now. Will try to reason with my kid/kill Emperor.


    Good Luck, Vader. I don't think EITHER of those will be easily accomplished! ;)
     
  12. Ubersue

    Ubersue Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "Will try to reason with my kid/kill emperor." Ah, love that line. :)

    I too will miss this diary. Any plans for a sequel featuring Vadey's Force ghost?
     
  13. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jade_eyes: No, he definitely was not :p

    Valairy_Scot: [face_laugh] Actually, I think you might enjoy Jaya Solo?s [link=http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/25399668]Palpatine?s Blog[/link] ? she doesn?t update it often, but it?s really funny and has the emoticons :D

    Darth_Furio: Never give up, never surrender! Access to the VIP Lounge v2.0 is at stake :p

    TMJ: No, unfortunately not :p

    Ale: [face_laugh] Exactly :D

    QueenArdnassak: Yep! And then they can both[/b] have access to the VIP Lounge :D :p

    Azure: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That was brilliant :D

    JediFalcon: And teenagers are so hard to deal with :p

    earlybird-obi-wan: [face_laugh]

    Daena: [face_laugh] Yeah, exactly :D Thanks!!

    Kelia: What are you talking about? Reasoning with teenagers always works :p Thanks!!

    dm1: The value is currently estimated at 50 grand and a Coke :p

    GrandMasterKatarn: He will.

    Dreama: Thanks you so much!! I?m really glad you enjoyed it [:D] And that?s one of my favorite compliments ? making people laugh :)

    Cazz: [face_laugh] And like good college students, his main priority is caffeine :D

    Vadey: What are you talking about? Teenagers are a piece of cake :p (I can just imagine my mom laughing hysterically at that :p )

    Ubersue: Thanks!! No, there will definitely not be a sequel, though I?ve been contemplating doing similar VSDs with other characters.


    Thanks for reading, everyone!!


    Entry Forty-Eight

    I have a daughter? #%^#*^$*!!1! More information that the Emperor had kept from me! Though, maybe he didn?t know, I?ll give him that.

    Turns out that it?s Princess Leia, the girl I tortured and then forced to watch Moff Bad Haircut destroy her homeworld. Small galaxy, huh?

     
  14. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio SWC Jedi Draft Commissioner star 8 VIP - Game Host

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    Oh Nat, "Small Galaxy, huh?" line was brilliant. I wonder if he felt bad at all for torturing her. I guess he never had the chance to think about. He was only converted back to the Light Side for what, fifteen minutes? I can't wait to read what you think he thought during that time. Good Job.=D=
     
  15. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Geez, no remorse for that? Whatta guy. :p
     
  16. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Force Ghost star 7

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    LOL! Loved Vader's reaction about Leia. :) ;)
     
  17. dm1

    dm1 Jedi Master star 4

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    A very small galaxy! Loved his reaction to finding out Leia is his daughter, as well as his name for that Moff who shall remain unnamed!

    So now we get close to the end... sigh... it will be interesting to note his last thoughts, though.
     
  18. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    getting angry at Palpy?[face_thinking] and Moff Bad Haircut[face_laugh] And what is he feeling about torture[face_thinking]
     
  19. AzureAngel2

    AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A new song for Vader:

    "I am a big big boy in a small small world..."

    [face_whistling]

    Perhaps he is scared about the thought sharing his toy bantha with her...

    ;)

    ... knowing she would deserve it after all the trouble he gave her.

    *goes to bed, laughing and making her mother-in-law plus husband smiley*

     
  20. GrandMasterKatarn

    GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight star 4

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    That's great Nat. Love the way Vader is semi-confused about whether Palps knew or not. Can't wait to read when he chuck Palps down the Well n Luke cuts off his hand.
     
  21. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master star 4

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    I have a daughter? #%^#*^$*!!1! [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh] Classic! Poor Vader, completely out of the loop!
     
  22. KELIA

    KELIA Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Small galaxy, huh?

    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    Nice to see Vader all remorseful about what he put his own daughter through :p

    Great update

    =D= =D= =D= =D=
     
  23. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Master star 5

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    Really don't think dear Palpat knew about the whole twins thing... Opportunistic darksider didn't use that knowledge to his advantage if he DID know.

    Good entry. :)
     
  24. Corellian_Ale

    Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Turns out that it?s Princess Leia, the girl I tortured and then forced to watch Moff Bad Haircut destroy her homeworld.

    awkward... [face_laugh]
     
  25. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Palps has just dug his grave but we all know that Vader will come around and kill him eventually. More soon
     
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