Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

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  1. VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus

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  2. NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus

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    Darth_Furio: Thanks!! Yeah, he didn?t really have time to think about it.

    [b[TMJ:[/b] Darth Vader, Dark lord of I Don?t Care :p

    Jade_eyes: Thanks!!

    dm1: Thanks!!

    earlybird-obi-wan: Yeah, turns out the Palpster left some stuff out :p

    Azure: [face_laugh] Vader doesn?t share well :p

    GrandMasterKatarn: Thanks!!

    Cazz: Yeah, poor guy :p

    Kelia: [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    Daena: [face_laugh] Yeah, I always figured that he probably didn?t. Thanks!!

    Ale: [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    JediFalcon: Eventually may be pretty soon :p

    VaderLVR64: Yep.


    Sorry about the huge delay!! Midterms suck.


    Entry Forty-Nine

    Brat just cut off my hand! Oww!! OWWWWW!! Ow?wait, my hand is mechanical. It doesn?t hurt.
  3. AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master

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    :eek:

    I would not take that kid to Disney Land or other nice places if I were Vader. Nor would I offer him a coffee in the VIP lounge or let him hold my toy bantha for a single moment.

    [face_shame_on_you]

    [face_laugh]
  4. JediKaren Jedi Youngling

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    I gather he's not emperor yet?
  5. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Definitely needs to have his GFFA version of the I-Phone taken away [face_laugh] [face_mischief]

  6. The Musical Jedi Jedi Master

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    Wait, when did Vader get Twitter?
  7. GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    That was hilarious. Seriously though, Vader... get off HNT (HoloNetTwitter) and pay attention. The Emperor is gonna kill your son.
  8. DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Master

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    Oh! Reflex to that expected pain that didn't happen! Like that! Like that!


    Good entry. :)
  9. earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master

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  10. VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus

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  11. Darth_Furio SWC Senate Chancellor

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    Another great entry NYC. I only wish Vader knew what was coming next.
  12. Falcon Chosen One

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  13. dm1 Jedi Master

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    That was a short entry... I'd say Luke got him back for cutting off his hand way back in Bespin.

    He may be a brat, but he's your brat, Vader! Loved the automatic response Owww... wait a minute, that's not real flesh... too funny!
  14. KELIA Manager Emeritus

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    Ow?wait, my hand is mechanical. It doesn?t hurt.

    That's right, Vadey.

    What you are feeling is your pride :p

    Great update

    =D==D==D==D=
  15. Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus

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    [face_laugh] I bet that's all Obi-Wan's bad influence, lopping off appendages and such... [face_shame_on_you]
  16. Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Master

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    Don't worry Vader, although your hands are no longer flesh, the Emperor blessed you with a spare. Now chuck that effer!:p

    I believe Luke just called them square. [face_laugh]

    Pay attention Vader, don't go calling your health insurance provider just yet... Although I would have your life insurance on speed dial right about now.
  17. Ubersue Jedi Youngling

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    Well he's gotta admit, he sort of asked for that, didn't he?

    Must be hard to type these entries with one hand now.
  18. NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus

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    Azure: [face_laugh]

    JediKaren: [face_laugh] No, he?s not :p

    Jade_eyes: [face_laugh]

    TMJ: [face_laugh] That would be funny, a Vader Twitter story :D

    GrandMasterKatarn: [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    Daena: [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    earlybird-obi-wan: [face_laugh] Exactly :D

    Vadey: Thanks!!

    Darth_Furio: Thanks!! But oh, it?s much more fun this way :D

    JediFalcon: [face_laugh]

    dm1: Exactly :p

    Kelia: [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    Ale: Oh, I?m sure :p

    Cazz: [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Ubersue: Oh, he did :p


    Man, you guys make me laugh :D


    Entry Fifty

    Emperor tried to sway my son to the Dark Side, but Luke/Anakin Junior just said, ?I am a Jedi, like my father before me!?

    Knew naming him Anakin Junior was a good idea.
  19. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Force Ghost

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    LOL!

    Loved that line from ROTJ -- :* :*

  20. earlybird-obi-wan Jedi Grand Master

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    And he will save you Darth Vader or is it now Anakin senior;)
  21. JediKaren Jedi Youngling

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    awwww...though still not emperor....
  22. GrandMasterKatarn Jedi Knight

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    Somehow, I don't think Vader's gonna like what Palps does next to Luke. That's just my opinion of course :p
  23. DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Master

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    One of my all-time fave movie moments, right there. Go Luke! Go Luke!


    Good entry. :)
  24. Darth_Furio SWC Senate Chancellor

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    Nice NYC! You probably nailed what Vader was thinking during the change back to the Light Side. Allas it comes to the climax now.
  25. AzureAngel2 Jedi Grand Master

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    You gave him a moment were he could swell with fatherly pride after all the fuzz the kid gave him.

    :D
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