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Saga The Very Secret Diary of Darth Vader (Dear Diary Challenge) - humor - Reposted together!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by NYCitygurl, Jan 2, 2009.

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  1. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Trimaj: He won?t be trying that again :p Thanks!!

    TMJ: I?ll leave that up to your imagination :p

    CPL_Majca: Thanks!! I tried to do stuff like that throughout the story to follow the VSD style ? and because it?s fun :D

    Seremela: [face_laugh] Glad you enjoyed it :D Yeah, those abilities are gone ? or at least inaccessible :p [face_laugh] [:D] That?s really sweet of you, but if I did that, I?d get kicked out of the diary challenge for finishing too early :p But I originally planned out 24 entries and I ended up with 52, so that?s an improvement ;)

    Cazz: [face_laugh] But it has gotten him somewhere :p

    Jade_eyes: [face_laugh] Yep.

    Kim: Thanks!!

    Connie: Glad you enjoyed it :D Well, poor Vader, he can?t get any :p He deserves at least a little sympathy ;)

    dm1: [face_laugh] Yeah, next he?s going to run a clothing store at Christmas :p Next? You?ll see :D

    earlybird-obi-wan: Actually, Palpatine?ll be quite pleased :p Thanks!!

    Daena: Yeah, downside of the suit :( Thanks!!

    Kelia: That?s what he?s known for, after all :p Thanks!!

    92SE-R: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    Connie: I agree :D Thanks!!






    Entry Seven

    Went to robe-fitting session with Emperor. Sat bored for two hours while holding Emperor?s lightsaber and fetching drinks (juri juice spiked with whiskey) like a lackey. Feel like husband on a shopping trip.

    If I were Emperor, there would be no shopping trips. Might be spiked juri juice, though.
     
  2. Ceillean

    Ceillean Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I agree with him! Shopping trips suck. :p

    Feel like husband on a shopping trip.


    [face_laugh][face_laugh]
     
  3. CPL_Macja

    CPL_Macja Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Went to robe-fitting session with Emperor.

    I didn't know the Galactic Empire had a don't ask, don't tell policy.[face_thinking] Interesting...


    =D= Hilarious as always NYC![face_laugh]
     
  4. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

    WarmNyota_SweetAyesha Chosen One star 8

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    Hee!!! Loved that!
     
  5. Lady_Belligerent

    Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Best so far!=D= =D= [face_laugh]




     
  6. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh dear heavens! Must not think about some of the other stories I've read (that are NOT board friendly) regarding Palpatine for this. [face_laugh]

    I agree with Vader - shopping trips suck. I look forward to his being emperor then. :p
     
  7. mavjade

    mavjade Former Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ack! I missed one!! :oops:

    Decided to give female clone a call. Was prepared to have wild, passionate romp when remembered that the suit doesn?t allow for that. $@%$@#&%$#%*^&!!!!!!
    ROFLOL!! That was classic!! Love it! [face_laugh]

    I also loved that he felt like the wife in the most recent! [face_laugh]

    These are so great Nat! They really make my day when you post them!! :D

    Great job! =D=
     
  8. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Vader, Palpy, and clothes shopping? Hilarious! [face_laugh]


    Good entry, Nat. :)
     
  9. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *Sprays tea over monitor* [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh] Husband clothes shopping got me sooo good! I love this show!;)
     
  10. Seremela

    Seremela Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] OMG, clothes shopping!!! With the Emperor!!!

    "Whick cloak do you think is better, Vady? This one or this one?"

    "They're both black!"

    "Yes, but this one has a deeper hood. Don't I like more menacing in it?"


    High time he himself becomes Emperor [face_laugh]


    But I originally planned out 24 entries and I ended up with 52, so that?s an improvement
    :eek: Hey, that would mean one post every week! *taps foot* So, how about cracking the posting up a notch?

    But I'm glad it's more than 24 :D


     
  11. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Feel like husband on a shopping trip.

    [face_laugh] =D=
     
  12. jazjediundercover

    jazjediundercover Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Felt like a husband on a shopping trip

    *tears of laughter running down cheeks* oh man, this is funny as! Please add me to the PM list! [face_batting]
     
  13. Nadia-Oomia

    Nadia-Oomia Jedi Master star 4

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    Priceless [face_laugh] =D= . Please be more soon [face_praying] . Can't wait to see more :D
     
  14. 92SE-R

    92SE-R Jedi Master star 3

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    "Does this robe make me look fat?

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Another great post!
     
  15. Corellian_Ale

    Corellian_Ale Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh] Three great entries in a row!

    Poor Vader went from laughing maniacaly, to being cod-piece blocked, to shoe, er, robe shopping.

    *!&@$^#^!&!^ !!!!!! [face_laugh]
     
  16. NYCitygurl

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    Connie: [face_laugh] I third that :p

    CPL_Macja: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Thanks!! And feel free to call me Nat :)

    Jade_eyes: Thanks!!

    Connie: Wow, thanks!!

    TMJ: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] I can just imagine :D [face_laugh] Me too :p

    mav: Thanks!! Glad you like them so much :D

    Daena: Thanks!!

    Cazz: [face_laugh] Careful with that :p Thanks!!

    Seremela: [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Well, I do post every week (I say right after I skipped a week). But other than last week . . . :p

    Kim: Thanks!!

    jazjediundercover: Thanks!! Will do :)

    Nadia: Thanks!!

    92SE-R: [face_laugh] Thanks!!

    Ale: Thanks!! [face_laugh]


    Sorry this took so long, guys. I was so busy I could barely breathe and I got almost no sleep. Since we're a week behind, I'll probably post the next couple more quickly to catch up.


    Entry Eight

    Killed a few more Jedi today and rounded up malcontents. Seems to be a lot of them. But not my concern. Noticed that the suit, for all it?s straw-drinking, no-sex-having faults, does a good job of intimidating.
     
  17. The Musical Jedi

    The Musical Jedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well, I guess it has to have some benefits... :p

    Hope your schedule gets a little less crazy! [:D]
     
  18. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Chosen One star 6

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    Hilarious update again and also the one with the shopping[face_laugh][face_laugh]

    all it?s straw-drinking, no-sex-having faults, Vader is in an intimidating prison
     
  19. DaenaBenjen42

    DaenaBenjen42 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    At least he's seeing a bright side, right?


    Good entry. :)
     
  20. Jedi_Master_Cazz

    Jedi_Master_Cazz Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ahhh, a taste for the theatrical, Vader? You always were a dramatic man... However I think at the end of the day, you're going to find your eyelid twitching because of some of those, ahem, restraints.:D:p

    Can't wait for more!
     
  21. VaderLVR64

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    Noticed that the suit, for all it?s straw-drinking, no-sex-having faults, does a good job of intimidating.

    I'm sure it does! :p

    =D=
     
  22. WarmNyota_SweetAyesha

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  23. CPL_Macja

    CPL_Macja Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ROTFLMAO [face_laugh]

    Good thing no one knows that it is a pissed off teenager inside the suit or else they wouldn't be that intimidated.

    =D= Excellent as always, Nat.

    BTW, I am Jay. Nice to meet you.
     
  24. Seremela

    Seremela Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] Hilarious again!

    Killed a few more Jedi today and rounded up malcontents. Seems to be a lot of them.
    :eek: No, really??? I wonder why, Vader [face_devil]

    But not my concern.
    Keeps him on the job after all [face_laugh] And I'd say that makes it possible for him to enjoy the benefits of the suit instead of the downsides [face_whistling]


    Sorry to hear about the hectic weeks, NYC, hope things have calmed down for you.

    Well, I do post every week (I say right after I skipped a week).
    [face_blush][face_blush]
    O:) I meant Coruscant weeks, yep, that's it! Our own weeks are just too long.




     
  25. Lady_Belligerent

    Lady_Belligerent Queen of the RPF, SWC, C&P, and Pancakes & Waffles star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    [face_laugh] I really love the "no-sex-having fault", my heart breaks for him.:p [face_laugh]
     
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