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FF:VIC The VicFF Star Wars Story Game

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Lute-Leigh_the-Hut, Aug 27, 2002.

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  1. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Okay. I like the idea of a game, like the Star Wars word association. So here's a new one. The idea of the game is that everyone joins in to write a Star Wars story.

    The rules are as follows. When posting scroll down to the very last entry and read ONLY that entry. Each entry must only be 1-3 sentences or so. So generally you only get the gist of the story from the last persons point of view. After posting you can read it to see how well it matches up with previous postings.

    For example you may read the last posting as: Obi-wan drew his light-sabre in defence.

    So you post: Luckily it was just in time to defend against multiple stormtroopers firing.

    But in reality Obi-wan may have been in a training session.

    It wont all match up and hopefully that makes it funny. Enter as many times as you like, but allow a few others between your posts. Start a new thread for I like/I hate comments. Don't interrupt the game.


    THE BEGINNING:
    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
  2. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    There was a sophisticated android Ninja Rabbit called Mixo D2 and his lovely assistant Feltcher Bot
  3. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Mixo D2 and felcher bot were on an extremely important mission, sent by none other than Princess edit. edit had stored the important information in felcher's data storage component.
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Suddenly in the vacumn of the void comes a huge Imperial FUBAR class cruiser. Bearing down on the poor princesses escort ship
  5. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Princess edit tells the droids to "shove off." They jump into an escape pod just before the escort ship gets blasted out of the sky. Mixo D2 says "I wonder if the princess is dead?"
  6. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
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    Um...no.

    I'm going to give you all the benefit of the doubt and assume that you haven't read the terms of service, particulary the part about User agrees not to post material that is knowingly false and/or defamatory, misleading, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented...

    However since you're all aware of it now, this thread is going to get PG very quickly. If you're wondering where your post went, there is your answer - the sexually explicit ones have been removed.
  7. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    Hey guys, don't know if your new to this place, but if you wish to avoid the cunning eye of sncharbles (she's like Sauron from LOTR) then you need to - as she said - read and find ways to manipulate the JC terms of service, and if you still need some help or just want to get involved with some things in this and other forums, feel free to send a Private Message to any of the old farts in this forum, such as Darth_Reign, Hawk_NC, LordVaderFF (our enigmatic and - on the sly - corrupt leader) or myself. We are all happy to lend a hand.

    As to the story...

    Meanwhile, a small presence was watching the Princess. A quiet presence, in the darkness, the shadow. It hungered to please its masters, who demanded but one simple price.
    Blood.
    It breathed exitedly, rasping short gasps that it sucked through its crooked jaw, a shaky limb wiping the saliva from its quivering lip...

    slowly, it advanced...


  8. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    It advanced with all of it's built up anger and scorn. It hated humanoid kind and looked to the princess as food and desire. It salivated and drooled as ot advanced.
    The Princess looked with a wide eyed horror and screamed. Inside she was short-circuiting with fear, outside just screaming!
  9. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    The beast made a leaping advance, flying over the head of the princess, who fainted from fear. It seems behind the princess was a tastier treat. It was a....
  10. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    A..Imperial CornTrooper. A cyborgeneically altered mutan piece of corn who is intrusted to serve the empire. The CornTrooper burbled with fear as the beast's shark like jaws ripped through him. Darth looked on, his age had withered his dark powers and he knew not what to do.
  11. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    It seems the beast liked the taste of imperial blood rather than rebels. Darth created the beast to take apart the princess, but for now she was safe while the beast ran rampant over the imperial cruiser.
  12. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    The beast had gone beyond it's programming and is acting on instinct. The taste of Imperial flesh far out weighs that of a pretty princess flesh.
    The beast galloped out of the holding cell and down the corridor.
    Darth rose up still shaking and with soiled pants.
    He knew this was bad, real bad!
  13. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Nevertheless, Darth still had the Princess, and thats what mattered. He cared not for his troopers getting slaughtered at his own beasts hands.
    He approached the Princess, who cowered, not because of Darth's immense presence, but because of the immense smell.
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    As the princess shivered inn fright and dsigust, Darth ordered a servant droid to change his stainless steel nappy for him. Old age had token a toll not just on his powers but also his muscle control!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    Meanwhile..... Mixo D2 and Feltcherbot have crashed landed on the dessert world of AahPooey.

    Feltcherbot"This icecream is blocking up my joints"

    Mixo D2"ding dong ding"

    Feltcherbot"Quiet Mixo D2, I can see an approaching vessel"
  16. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Mixo D2 emits,"ding dong beep", then rolls towards the vessel, over the solid chunks of ice-magic.
    Feltcherbot cries "NO MIXO! You're heading the wrong way. That vessel could be the princesses enemy!"
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    As Mixo D2 continued to roll forward the huge hulking vessel ame to a grinding halt.
    Out from the huge forward door came a group of dwarven beings wearing capes and hoods.

    Feltcherbot recognised them as Jerkwas. A race that delights in scavenging in these regions.

    The Jerkwas approached the droids and yelled out "Humpa alotta munga"(stop please).

    The 2 confused droids looked at each other. Feltcherbot was a protocol droid but had a very selective memory!

    The Jerkwas cried out in anger and fired their submission beams at the 2 droids, who in turn fell over stunned.
  18. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    The Jerkwas setup shop not far from civilisation, to try and pawn off their collectables. From behind their vessel a shadowy figure stealthily approached a crawled under the vessel. He grabbed Mixo D2 from the rollers and pulled him under.

    "Beep, bip, click!!"(What about felcther bot!)

    "I only need you! You'd be a great help in my theivery ways by picklocking doors."

    "beep!!!!!"

    "Okay then, myself - the great Lute Skywalker will save the other bot too!"
  19. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    Lute Skywalker then swifty ankle grabbed Feltcherbot and dragged him under the huge hulking transport.

    "beep bop toot"(I just oiled my dacks) said Mixo D2
    "Now now Mixo" replied Feltcherbot"Calm down or you will pop a circuit.

    Summarily Lute Skywalker slapped them both and ordered them to follow him to the nearest cream dune.

    But...across from them on a hill of ice magic watched a dark and ancient force. A band of beings hated and despised in the whole universe. These cut throats of rather "camp" nature and basic intelligence were only known as Huggards Heroes, and basically only known amongst themselves.
  20. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    "Oh ****" whinged Lute. "Let's send in feltcherbot, he must be good for something"

    "Beep, bip, blipp."(check his serial number)

    Lute proceeded to scan the back of his head to find: Made in Taiwan.

    "Beep, BEEP!"(not that!)

    "Patience Mixo!" A little further scanning revealed Model: C3PoT!!! "PoT? Is he a spy for the Hubbards?" Lute was baffled.
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    "Aah" C3PoT thought in his puny dorid brain as he stood getting scanned "I do look sexy with a layer of Castrol GTX!"

    With each passing his inner ramblings became more irrelevant, even to a droid with a programmed logic circiut.

    "Ohh" he thought "I must kill these people and join my Hubbard Masters"
    but "How do you kill?"

    Just the Lute Skywalker drew his blaster and started to fire at the Hubbards.
  22. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    The hubbards retreated as usual, while C3PoT searched his parts for some sort of in-built weapon.

    C3PoT: "The hubbards didn't even outfit me with anything, but a stinking language translator!"

    Lute: "Mixo, chain him up and take him with us. We're going home. Dad'll kill me, it's getting dark"
  23. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    :$ Wow...I'm in this story!

    How exciting...I wonder what will happen to Huggard's Heroes next? Will the mighty force of Huggard's Heroes whom single handedly waged war on the far more numerous yet less skilled NSW FanForce and won, fall down next to the might of Mixo and Lute? Only time will tell Victoria FanForcers, as we tune in for another exciting adventure of...


    The VicFF Star Wars Story Game!!
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    As Lute, Mixo D2 and the captured C3Pot trundled away across the Willy Wonker style dunes, as shadowy figure followed them

    The figure was cloaked and seemed aged, he had a ciggy in his mouth and a tinny in hand
    He was one of the last of the RedEye knights, he is Yobo Wan Kenobbi!
  25. Lute-Leigh_the-Hut Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 20, 2002
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    Lute returned to his humble abode, and his stepfather was furious that he stole a hubbard bot. Mixo D2 assured Lute that C3PoT had been reprogrammed by the princess to serve the country rebels.

    Lute's stepdad: "We got a hubbard and a rebel! Boy, we're in big trouble if we get caught in the middle! Clean em up, and destroy their marks of where their from!"

    Lute proceeded to scrub Mixo D2 when suddenly...
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