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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Lute-Leigh_the-Hut, Aug 27, 2002.

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  1. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    In the battlefield Lute's speeder was hit and his gunmanwas trapped in the wreckage.

    Suddenly a V8V8 walker crushed the fallen ship.

    Lute ran under the walker and fired his towcable into its belly. He then climbed under the hulking vessel and attached a detonation device to it.

    Lute jumped down and ran, avoiding the huge steel legs.

    The V8V8 walker stepped another few steps and exploded.

    Lute cheered to himself and continued on foot to the besieged base.
  2. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    The remaining V8V8 walkers stormed the base and destroyed the shield generators.
    One by one the Rebel fleet escaped under the cover of some carefully aimed fire.

    In the hanger Lute, Shari and Ham met.

    "I am going to Daggybaa" said Lute
    "Why?" asked Ham
    "I am to continue my Redi training with Master Booga"
    "Okay the kid , take care" replied Ham
    "Take care " said Shari with a wink of her eye.

    Lute and MixoD2 sped off to Daggybaa.
    Ham. C3PoT, Cheetos and Shari on the other hand sped off in the Ford Falcon to Gunja City to meet up with his old buddy Pando
  3. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    "Beep, beep beep."

    "Yeah Mixo, we're going to DaggyBaa. Yobbo said I could finish my training there."

    "Beep, beep"

    "Yeah, we can finally spend some quality time together. And I'm sure Master Booga, AKA The Red-eye expert Jet-Eye will be a fun guy too!"

    "BEEP! I wanna meet Jet-Eye!" spoken in a Steven Hawkins like voice.

    "I didn't know you could speak English!"

    "Beep."

    "So much for that."
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    The valiant crew of the Ford Falcon were in deep space being pursued by a Squad of Imperial Fighters.

    They drove into an asteroid field.

    "Sir the chances of survivng this is 10:1" said C3PoT in a sly way

    "We have to take this chance" replied Ham

    "Roar" replied Cheetos
  5. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Ham steered the Falcon in and out of the asteroids like a champion mate! C3PoT was rather worried and almost soiled his cans!

    The Imperials continued pursuit under the orders of VaderFF

    Meanwhile on the planet DaggyBaa, Lute hsa just landed in a swamp and MixoD2 is chirping away.
  6. vader_slayer Jedi Knight

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    Lute swims from his ship to dry land and Mxo uses the repulsor lifts in his legs that no one knew he had,to get himself there.

    Lute soon sets up a temperary camp and begins to make himself something to eat.

    "I dunno Mixo, there's something about this place that i can't quite put my finger on.."

    Mixo whistles something about maybe it being the green midget sitting in front of him and Lute promptly falls of his log in surprise.
  7. vader_slayer Jedi Knight

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    Lute recovers from his shock and jumps back up, blaster in hand.

    "ohh put away your weapon mate." Burps the midgit. "It's not like you'd need the darn thing against a shrimp like me."

    Lute stares at the tiny green being with shock as he opens a can from the six pack he's carring and slams it down in a blink of an eye.

    "I...I seek Bogga" Lute stamers.

    "Oh that lay-about drunk." the creature says. "Yeah I'll take you to him. That's if he's sober enough to talk."
  8. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Meanwhile, aboard his insidious ship, LordVaderFF knelt before a massive hologram, ready to speak to his master.


    A shimmering holo of Emperor Schnarbles of 82 appeared, her demonic gaze levelling out at the Sith Lord , who intoned "what is thy bidding my mistress?"

    She smiled creepily. "I grow concerned with young Lute. He and his rebellion should soon be crushed. He must be destroyed..."

    Lord VaderFF paused for a moment. "He could be a powerful ally."

    Schnarbles smiled. "Yes...Yes...he would be a great asset. Can it be done?"

    LVFF beamed with confidence. "He shall join us, or be IP banned, my master."

    The two cackled together, as the scene suddenly shifted...
  9. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Back on Daggybaa:

    "So you know where master Booga lives don't you? He's known to some as the red-eye champion Jet-Eye."

    The little green guys says, "And you are?"

    "Lute. Lute of the New Age Rebels"

    "Funny you say that. Yoda is me. A great JEDI, master, yes. A rebel himself, Luke, just finished training . Rather learn the ways of the jedi, wouldn't you, as opposed to the red-eye?"

    "No, Yobbo One Kenobby wouldn't like that."

    "Obi wan, say you?"

    "NO!"

    "Down, you calm. Similarities. So many. Take you to Master Booga Jet-Eye, I will. Yes."
  10. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Lute followed the little Yoda into the swamp deeper and deeper.

    "Parrallel Universes." said Yoda "Yes"

    "What the!" replied Lute

    "Universes Parrallel." said Yoda "Yes"

    "Okay I get it" yelled Lute

    Yoda shuffled over to Lute outside a little mud hut and sniffed his crotch.

    "Hmm, you are not the one I seek" whispered Yoda after his Michael Jackson like tactic "I seek the one they call Luke, but you shall do for now."

    "What" said Lute

    "A Jedi you shall be" said Yoda

    "No NO!" screamed Lute "I want to be a Red Eye knight, like my father."
  11. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    "A red-eye knight say you?"

    "Yes. Stop beating around the bush and take me to Booga Jet-Eye the Red-Eye!"

    "That is I."

    "You! You said you were Yoda!"

    "No, Master Booga Jet-Eye the Red-Eye is I, and Yoda is my cover. Scarce is the Red-Eye now. Your father was who?"

    "I don't know. You need to train me in the ways of the Red-Eye force, I need to save the universe."
  12. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile in the asteroid field Ham and crew were dodging and weaving like maniacs to evade the Imperial threat.

    Ham chose a huga asteroids and darted into a neat little hiding hole to land.

    "Roar" said Cheetos
    "I know I know" replied Ham
  13. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Imperial Bombers thundered above the giagantic floating asteroid.

    "Roar" yelled Cheetos
    "There is something outside?" askes Ham
    "Roar" yelled Cheetos
    "Well go out and have a look" replied Ham

    Cheetos and Ham exited the Ford Falcon and searched around the cave. Suddenly a winged beast shot at them
    It was a Fletcher Bat and there were many more of them

    "Get rid of them" ordered Ham "They will chew into our exhaust ports"
    "Roar" yelled Cheetos
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile on DaggyBar Lute is talking to the Red-Eye Master himself.

    "Why do you want to be a Red-Eye"

    "Because it si in my heart"

    "Are you scared?"

    "No"

    "You will be"

    "Why"

    "Face your greatest fear you will!"
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile in the asteroid...

    "I have a funny feeling sir" chirped C3PoT

    "OK lets leave" snapped Ham "This place seems to be alive.

    They entered the Ford Falcon and shot out of the asteroid just in time to avoid being eaten by a huge hand puppet like asteroid monster. In which they had been hiding in it's gullet!
  16. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    "Okay guys, I told you this old rusty Ford would make it. Its time to go to Gunja city. Pando will help us no doubt!"

    - - -- - - - -- - - - -- - - - -- - -- - -

    "PANDO, OLD BUDDY!" Ham chirped.

    "You sly bastard. It's Ham n cheetos, you idiots!" , Pando bellowed.

    "Such a warm reception for us, Ham." spoke the Princess.

    "My lady, I'm just jiving you. Me and Ham go way back. Follow me and I'll show you to your quarters. Later we'll all have dinner with Lord Vad - ahem, my finest soldiers."
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile back on DaggyBah

    Master Boogah Jet-Eye the Redeye Master was instructing Lute on the use of his force powers.
    Lute was upside down in a hand stand and levitating rocks with his mind.

    "Good Good" said Boogah "No try that big rock"

    Lute did and it lifted rather high

    "Perhaps I should try you instead of viagra?" said Boogah

    "Oh master you are such a cheeky fellow" snapped Lute
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile in Gungja City...
    Ham, Cheetos, MixoD2, the Princess and C3PoT are following Pando to his banquet room.
    C3Pot lost track of his crew and stumbled into another room. What he saw was shocking.

    "Oh my!" he screached as his was hit by blaster fire.

    The remaining four continued on their journey oblivious to C3PoT's misfortune and perhaps their own?
  19. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    The unknowing four walked gleefully into the awaiting dining room. They saw a site that horrorifed them all!
    There standing up the other end of the room was Lord VaderFF in his black armour and weezy helmet
    Ham quickly drew his blaster and fired a shot off at his enemy.
    VaderFF simply lifted his hand and deflected the blow.
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    "Ohh that smarts!" screamed VaderFF as he looked at the scorch mark on his hand.

    Imperial Corntroopers suddenly burst into the room and held the helpless foursome.

    "Why Why?" asked Ham of Pando
    "They offered me a deal" replied Pando

    Cheetos tried to club Pando but his manacles held him tight.

    "Take the to the chamber" ordered VaderFF

    The Imperial Corntroopers led the foursome out of the banquet hall and into the corridors on a long walk of shame.
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile again on DaggyBah Lute was trouncing through the swamp with Master Boogah Jet-Eye the Red-Eye on his back.

    "Master why do I cart you everywhere?"

    'Because I am the master!"

    "What makes you the master?"

    "The fact that I can kick your butt does!"

    Lute and Boogah then approached a cave and Boogah ordered Luts to drop him and enter it.
  22. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Lute entered the cave and was confronted by the site of Lord VadreFF.

    Vader drew his sabre and lunged at Lute, who in turn drew his sabre and decapitated Vader FF. Vader's helmet rolled off and open exposing Lute's own fac!

    Lute "Gee that is different!"
    Boogah "Confront you own fears you have!"
    Lute "Gee i really do look good"
    Boogah"Enough lets go home"
  23. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    On the way back to Boogah's, Lute kept thinking he could hear Princess-Shari in his mind calling for help. He was disturbed by her presence and knew that he would have to leave his Red-Eye training unfinished. He spoke his fears to Master Boogah.

    "Leave, you will. And Red-Eye training you will never finish."

    "I WILL come back to complete my training. I promise."

    "Doggybah leave, and return you will not. Strong is the Dark-side."

    Lute walked off saying, "I'll be back."

    Just as he approached his ship, MixoD2 quickly retracted the image of Shari (from Ep1) saying, "Please help Yobbo, you are my only hope."

    Lute never realised that that was the voice in his head the whole time.
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Ham and the rest where led to a huge mechanical room.

    "Freeze him in feltcherite" ordered VaderFF
    "He is no good to me harmed!" stated Brutus Fett the feared bounty hunter.
    "He will not be harmed bounty hunter" replied VaderFF "If he is then the Empire will compansate you well."
  25. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    The rest are led are by corntroopers and on the way, cheetos sees C3PoT in pieces.

    "Ra, ha, roar ha."

    "Better take him along Cheetos.", Shari suggests quite monotonously.

    "Oh thankyou Princess Shari! Ow. Ouch. Cheetos you big lug, you're hurting me! Be careful!"

    Cheetos roared, and the corntroopers turned to see the comotion. Cheetos roared, "Rar, roarrrrr, reowworr!!!"

    Everyone starting chanting, "DO IT!" (Cheetos had said 'I'm sick of your whining and long winded bullshit, you're going down man!')

    He lifted the pack off his back which C3PoT was carried in and threw him off the side below the depths of GunjaCity.

    "GOOD RIDDANCE!" was heard by all.
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