The Victor Meldrew thread *Moaners Sanctuary*

As MOTs_Minx says there too much moaning (and I know I can be partial to a good ol rant!) then here's just a wee diddy for if ya fancy a good ol moan and ya can come in here and blow off steam (or whatever!). I'll start.

I HATE the MOT car checking guy- STILL! The GIT!

Feel free to have a moan- or dont if ya want!

 

I do not moan I point out the truth

 

Fish, bloody smell, and its horriable, I hate them. Tuna is the worst food ever and should be banned, why do things have to get dirty, they shouldn't its to much hardwork, why is life not simple, its just stupid

Thats enough for 1 minute

 

ahem! ok... i think i know what LV is referring too but even a silly wee face would have given the impression that you werent as serious as you sounded! (i think LV will know what i mean- well i hope!)

EDIT: Just seen yer post Ramble's and I HATE fish too- anything that comes out of the sea DISGUSTS me! I cant even look at fish whilst eating. Is Jade from BB3 from the sea?

 

I hate people who keep driving REALLY close behind me.

And I also hate people who overtake me and then drive no faster than I was driving just because I'm a learner driver.

 

hmmm maybe I was maybe I wasn't

 

nuff said, LV.

lol @ MasterChapRimera! that would be me then!

 

well not about anyone online at the moment shall we say

 

here LV- how'd you get pics of Hayden? was his hair black or is that the light?


edit: sorry! forgot to moan- i hate getting up- it soooo imposes on my lifestyle!

 

I hate money, I never have it but when I do I want more

 

I waited outside the theatre for him
(not long mind you) no I believe he had his hair dyed for the part he was playing because it was that colour in real life

 

oh rite. he looked very pale! you had to wait? i HATE waiting- such a waste of time!

 

well actually I didn't I knew what time he would go in so I kinda just turned up lol

 

Nice of him to pose for the camera for you! i HATE so called stars that dont pose! (and before any comments are made- i dont mean naked!)

 

You actually meet him then? Thats cool

But I hate meeting people, so much effort leaving the house when I can meet them on the net!!

 

anyway I am off to bed even us CR's need our beauty sleep .....some of us more than others

EDIT: I wish @naked

 

nite! i would go and get some beauty sleep but i'm such an ugly b**tard then it doesnt have much effect! i HATE being an ug mug!

at naked! and i thought you were such a quiet girl!

 

I am for 5 mins

I may be quiet doesn't stop me from being naughty though

 

Shes ruining my dreams of Natlie Portman again!!!!!! And its worse with the more innocent icon!!!

 

@ Ramble

@ LadyVader

 

lmao

I can guarantee you natalie isn't as naughty as I am, but we shall leave that conversation there because it shall never be discussedd on here

 

oh yeah- reel us in and then leave us hanging there waiting for the juicy bits! LOL


I liked the 'smoulderin' Nat Portman icon!

 

I think thats just to much now, someone so innocent can not say this!!!

 

lol I have to I am suppose to be responsible and represent the UK

 

you can represent AND tell us yer naughty stuff- somehow i dont think the blokes would mind! LOL

Just pretend us guys all look like Hayden- would that help?