Beyond - Legends The Vong Song Parody Collection

This was originally posted in the Make Dana Laugh thread, but I thought it deserved a thread of its own...

Please note that Mambo Number 5 belongs to Lou Bega. Now for a salute to the Vong...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Nommie?s Diatribe

One, two, three, four, five
The Yuuzhan Vong have come and they want you alive
They wanna sacrifice each and every one of you
Either one by one or two by two
They want Anakin, Tahiri, Jacen and Jaina
They want Kyp and Kam, Luke and Leia
So what can you do to change this course
It?s time to stand your ground and to trust the Force
As everyone turns their backs on you
You still fight on but you?re too few...


Now listen up...

A little bit of Danni to sacrifice
But a little bit of Miko will suffice
A little bit of old Daeshara?cor
And as she falls, so falls Ithor

The Praxeum fell at Yavin IV
We reshape Tahiri and still want more
A little bit of Wurth at the Yammosk
A little bit of Anakin to your cost...

And now the Peace Brigade is in the mix
Weaving new traps with their wily tricks
You just dodge to the left
And dodge to the right
Shut out the darkness and stay to the light...


Now listen up...

A little bit of Jaina plays with my mind
With Kyp and Jag sticking by her side
As Wedge strikes back for all he?s worth
At old Borleias, he made us eat dirt

A little bit of Ganner, stood on the grass
He blocked our path, said you shall not pass
And meanwhile Vergere did us betray
She ran off with Jacen to save the day...

You can't run and you can't hide
The time has come for the New Jedi


Now listen up...

The victories for your side did begin
But you never counted on sweet Nen Yim
She took all your tricks and played around
Now we?re all runnin? ya into the ground

A little bit of Sekot appeared in the sky
It sparked a new peace in the blink of an eye
And now we?ve all surrendered, one by one
How?d it turn out that you guys won???

Nommie?s Diatribe

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I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you. This is one of those crazy little things I never found a place for...

Barefoot

 

There really needs to be a [face_ROTFL_you_are_a_genius!] emoticon.

Because doesn't seem to suffice for this 'fic.

Now listen up...

A little bit of Danni to sacrifice
But a little bit of Miko will suffice



As Wedge strikes back for all he?s worth
At old Borleias, he made us eat dirt

[face_booyah]

The victories for your side did begin
But you never counted on sweet Nen Yim
She took all your tricks and played around
Now we?re all runnin? ya into the ground



A little bit of Sekot appeared in the sky
It sparked a new peace in the blink of an eye
And now we?ve all surrendered, one by one
How?d it turn out that you guys won???




BRILLIANT I SAY!

 

Very nice!

 

Thanks for your review, Thuku...

It was appreciated...

This one is fof you...

Please note that Arabian Nights belongs to the Aladdin Soundtrack. Now for another salute to the Vong...

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Yuuzhan?tar Nights

Oh I come from a galaxy far, far away
Even further then the one you know
Where heretics are diced
And infidels sacrificed
It's barbaric, but hey, they?re foes

With tattoos on your face
And your arm is replaced
And your amphistaff in your hand
Come on down
On the ground
Like a tso?asu, bound
At the Supreme Overlord?s command

The Yuuzhan?tar nights
Like the Yuuzhan?tar days
More often than sane
You shall embrace pain
In a fanatical haze

The Yuuzhan?tar nights
'Neath three Yuuzhan?tar moons
You?re a fool bound to fall
If you come here at all
To this planet of loons

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I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you. I blame Darth Sentius for this... ...

Barefoot

 

I'd also like to thank jedi_of_ennth for the review...

This one is for you...

Cher owns I Got You, Babe... Now a salute to Meezhan Kwaad, sung by Tahiri Veila...

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You Shape Me, Baby

You say I?m Vong, not infidel
And I won?t understand until I?m well
Well I don't know what you will do
As you shape me, and I try to stop you

Shaper
You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

They say the change is permanent
But I must say you will not shape me yet
I guess you?re right, I know your tongue
But you should know that I have just begun

Shaper
You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

I would watch out for counterfeit, I?m not as peaceful as a whisperkit
And when I spin and take your head
I?ll laugh for joy and watch you falling dead
Just you pretend, this can?t go wrong
Yes I?ll betray you soon, before too long
And now we stand upon the brink
The moment here where I shall swim or sink

Shaper
You shape me, baby, you shape me, baby

You shape me, so understand
You underestimate my Anakin
You shape me into destiny
You create here your own worst enemy
You shape me, for dark to fight
You just don?t get that I am full of light
You shape me, to kill that hero
But I will not, because I love him so

You shape me, baby
You shape me, baby
You shape me, baby
He shapes me, baby
He shapes me, baby

 

Those are awesome.

 

As Wedge strikes back for all he?s worth
At old Borleias, he made us eat dirt That's my favorite part. Awesome.

You have quite a talent for parodies.