FF:SA The way the world sees us?

Pfft. You forgot my highly important point that we supposedly all ride kangaroos to work/school.

 

Kangaroo's?!

i've been using an Emu all this time!


hope the cops dont catch me.........it hasnt been registered in over three months!

 

What? You're using an unregistered emu?

How are they in terms of feul eficiency?

 

Hilarious!

My favourite was number 3.

 

very efficient, untill the cops start chasing you - they've got the new model K.I. Roo's now.......three or four bounds, and the have you.....not like the old Euro's

thinking of getting an imported model....i hear those Cassowary's have a lot more leg than the Emu's


my first one was a Wombat.....old, slow, and smelled of something 'not-quite-right-in-the-digestive-system'.......somedays it wouldnt even start....


so, the Farrari's have a horse, Lamborghini have their bull,....why do Holden have a silly looking lion?......SHOULD have been a Roo!






...i could go on all night....but i wont bore you all - someone once told me a bannana was a fruit......but i proved to them it was not only a fruit, but a vegetable, a spice AND a herb, all at once.......and now some of you are wondering what a Euro is, if not money....


i'm just silly!

off to get some tea before the daylight goes....my Emu wont start at night.... nite!

 

My apologies for the ignorance of my fellow Americans, of whom a large percentage cannot name which hemisphere America is in to begin with.

I do have a question, though. Do you all have to stand on your heads every once in a while to get the blood back to your feet? You know, being upside-down on the bottom of the planet and all...

 

We actually walk on our hands.

We just try not to when you guys are around because it would be confusing.

 

that reminds me.....got to fix the hook on my upside-down-bed.....


next, someone will be telling me our water flows in the opposite direction!

 

Do all americans carry guns 24/7?

 

Shara, thank you. I would find that both confusing and exceptionally difficult to emulate.

Brun-Farron, WHAT?! The water there flows out of the drain into the tap?! Wow. I'd like to see that!

evil, not all. Sadly, though, I do have to worry about that. Especially livng in a city where Concealed Carry has been legalized for those licensed. Yes, I plan on looking like Jesse James on a bender soon, bandeleros, duster and all.

And Addie, that's why ya loves me!

I'll have to get a copy of the book 'America' for you all and scan the pages about Australia. Jon Stewart did the book as a comedy relief of what Americans think and how we view the world. There's a page on how many Fosters it takes to do certain things. I think it stated it takes 200 Fosters before Vegimite becomes palatable. Have a good one!

 

Ithink it stated it takes 200 Fosters before Vegimite becomes palatable.

From memory, only Americans find Vegemite un-palatable.

 

Not true about Vegemite, my Father and three of my half-sister's are from America and they adore the stuff. So do my cousins, I guess we're pretty weird.

I wonder if American's know that we have running water and electricity yet?

 

Probrably not Aiel.

 

Just to put things into perspective
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I'm just telling it like it is

 

On the upside, though, it also explains why we're so much smarter, what with all that extra blood rushing to our brains.

 

Best part about having America relatives? Bush walking! Especially all the tales about how ninety-eight percent of all poisonous snakes and spiders live here. And the tales about the good ol' hoop snake, everytime we came to a hill they we're looking around wildly, just in case a snake with his tail in his mouth came tumbling down.

Someone should come up with a new myth, I'd love to tease tourists about it.

 

ever heard of drop bears?

 

i hate Vegimite....tastes too much like yeast....like a beer thats too long in the sun....just not right

its broken, i tell you!....hope they kept the reciept, cos, it needs to be took back!


me, i preffer Promite....much nicer...all Americans should try it too


Hoop Snakes and Drop Bears, huh......they're not so scarey - if you know what to do...

Australia Survival 3.1

Hoopsnake - if it seems that it has almost got you, point to its tail and yell "there's your head!".....keep running. it will take the average Hoopsnake around 25 minutes to un-swollow it'self.....

Drop Bears - as we ALL know, they are hard to detect, unless it's mating season (the screech often cant be contained), but obviously staying out of Pine forests at night is the easiest way to avoid them.
if you find that you have no choise but to pass through a pine forest, then take a face mask......we all know they only like to attack when you arent watching the tree tops, but we cant do that and walk striaght at the same time! wear the face mask with it pointing to the sky....they'll think you have seen them, and hesitate long enough that a steady pace will take you out of the danger zone....


thats all i have to say about that...mmmhhuuh

 

funny

speaking as an import here in OZ i also thought that there might be kangaroos running around when i found out we were applying to emigrate here!!! I was 12 so what else did i know about Australia, not much really....

And i dont like vegemite but love Pizzas and when we came to OZ i thought pizzas were disgusting with all that cheese on top and weird toppings.

 

As for Fosters... don't get me started on that one...
We export it, cos no-one here drinks the crap.
LONG LIVE VB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SOUTHWARK !!!!!!!

 

WAHOOOOO... (in a homer simpson voice)...
In your face Flanders....