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The Welshguy Memorial Pub

Discussion in 'Archive: FF:UK - Wales' started by Welshguy, Sep 24, 2005.

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  1. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Welcome all to the new Welsh pub. I hope you all like it here. So, what can I get you to drink?
     
  2. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    a LARGE brandy and coke please land-lord, my usual.

    hang on, i`m contributing to your post count!!
     
  3. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Everything is proceding exactly as I foresaw!

    Here is your brandy and cake. Though why you would want cake with brandy I don't know....

    Oh, hang on.

    Sorry, here's your coke. I'm new to this don't you know.
     
  4. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    hay barman u got any jobs going and i will have a pint in a sqaure cup please
     
  5. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Well we are aiming to take this joint up class somewhat.

    So hows your bouncer skills?

    You know the drill. Stop any troublesome midlanders at the door and check them for dodgy accents and the like.
     
  6. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    done what does it pay?

    and check the midlands and let welsh and sheep in rigth not a hard job
     
  7. Happy Ninja

    Happy Ninja Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hey, someone's nicking our ideas!

    Are you guys employing Scousers, by any chance? :p
     
  8. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    no the a welsh only emploment plan bar and do u have id if not i will have to thow you out
     
  9. Happy Ninja

    Happy Ninja Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sonny, I've been drinking in bars before you had your first wet dream. :D

    Barkeep, a pint of your finest lager, please. :)
     
  10. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Dec 14, 2003


    i dont care not id no drink read the sign


    NO ID NO DRINK
    IF ID CAN NOT BE SHOWN
    YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE
    IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE YOU WILL THEN BE THOWN OUT
     
  11. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    stumbles into pub......those damn pommies bashed and tortured me after the Ashes! slump.........................
     
  12. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Well well well. Look who decides to show his face around here after walking out on us. [face_not_talking] So whats been happening Mixo. Awh, I can't hold a grude. Here, have a shandy, on the house.

    HappyNinja: Here's your lager. Hope it's not to warm [face_mischief] . We also do bar snacks. Ask about our exciting range of pastry dishes!

    HappySith: I think we can leave most people in. Just keep a look out for droids.

    We don't serve thier kind in here!

     
  13. Happy Ninja

    Happy Ninja Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oooh, in that case, can I get a couple packs of Bacon Fries! =P~
     
  14. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Dec 14, 2003
    Got it boss

    walks over to the door lightsaber in hand

    god i hope someone kicks off i so want to use this think on their head opps bit to loud
     
  15. Stuey

    Stuey Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    May 30, 2002
    In honour of his new title, i would like to get lagered up and make sweet love to Welshy

    SO get me some Stella whoever's running this shin-dig
     
  16. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    i got my eye on you Stuey dont try anything funny now
     
  17. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Drinks all round! Here are some sausage rolls for your amusement!

    I'm just glad that nobody has notice that I called Master-Sith - Happy-Sith. lol

    That was silly wasn't it. [face_blush]

    As for the make love to me thing! What kind of a guy do you think I am? You could at least buy me dinner first.

    Don't make me set Happy-Sith on you now.
     
  18. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    i saw the happy-sith bit but did not wont to make u look bad

    plus please let me hit someone or something
     
  19. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Ok Master-Sith, see that smarmy steroid monster in the corner, the one who is mouthing off?

    Go do your thing!
     
  20. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Dec 14, 2003
    come here u steroid monster u will be killed oopp did i say killed i meant thowrn out
     
  21. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 1, 2004
    The Welshguy Memorial Pub?
    A little self loving going on here Welshy?
    And not in the good way!


    Pint please!
     
  22. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 8, 2004
    Pint for me as well, I'm not a midlander, oh no.
     
  23. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 1, 2004
    *Runs in from regional pub in Batman outfit*

    To the Batmobile ...

    *runs back out on to the Western Australian Pub*
     
  24. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Master star 4

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    Hey, Yoshee had about 7 pubs named after him. I think it had quite a good ring to it if you ask me. It was either the Welshguy Memorial pub of "The Happy Sheep". I think I made the right choice.

    Right, so that's two pints and someone in a batman costume???
     
  25. DarthVader10

    DarthVader10 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 30, 2005
    hi welshguy how are you?

    and everyone else?

    i'll have a coke and a packet of your finest crisps please.
     
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