The Welshguy Memorial Pub

Then if you have one spare, you should donate it to the Midlands. Bob Geldof is always doing something over there, trying to draw our attention to their suffering and comedy accents.

I'll never forget the original BrumAid concert.

Ahhh, classic stuff.

 

I think we should start a petition to Phil, rather than have "Chapter Rep" for Welshguy, we should have "Thrustmaster VIP" in his title lmao! Now that would turn some heads ...

I bet every sheep in your valley can attest to the power of that thrust eh?

 

nah u all rigth midlands would find it hard to use

 

Welshguy: ThrustMaster General VIP.

Now that does have a certain ring to it!

I like your thinking TimBolton, and as for the sheep.

They know me well enough by now to be afraid of me....

VERY AFRAID.

 

Seems your thrustmaster actually KILLED this thread for a few days.
That is some serious thrust power!

 

If I could make a list of the things that I have destroyed with my Thrusting power, it would be almost 13cm LONG!

Now that may not sound like much, but I have very small handwritting and I might also write on the back, you just don't know.

*Thrust* *Thrust*

Opps!

Better add my keyboard to that list also.

 

Thrust as much as you want Welshguy, I just want a pint.

 

Took you a while to respond Welsh.
Too busy thrusting things into oblivion were you?

 

I don't think people properly appreciate how much work goes into thrusting. It's a full time job, not a part-time hobby.

Here's your pint by the way. Sorry its half empty, but I thrusted it a little.....

 

Ummmm...can I have a unthrusted pint please.

 

Here you go, your worshipfullness.

Hope it meets with your excetiptionaly high standards!!

 

I'll take a pint too!
Thrusted or unthrusted, makes no odds to me bud!

 

Well if that's the case, i'll give you a Thrust Lite.

All the taste, half the thrust.

 

Dude, all your thrusting is killing your pub.
You are going to have to decide which is more important.
Your pub or your thrusting?

 

Nooooo!

Don't make me choose.



Can't I have a side room just for the thrusting and have the rest of the pub normal?

Or maybe set up a thrust rota!

Every other Wednesday is Thrust day.

 

Wouldn't it be better to make it Thursday?
Not much Letter rearrangement to go on then. Add a 'T' move the 'R' and the 'U'.

Know what I mean?

 

Was it a mistake to come here?

 

That depends Nat.
Do you like the idea of Welshguy Thrusting your drinks?

No offence Welshguy, but I am glad I am not ALL Welsh.
It makes me wonder what strange thrusting habits I might have had if I was!

 

What do you mean by "thrust"?

 

Exactly what you think it means.
Ask Welshguy for a demonstration!

 

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

*Runs around screamimg*

That's not hygenic. That's just not right!

 

When in Wales, do as the Welsh do Nat!

Now, let me make you a special Welshguy Memorial Pub drink.

The Thrustmaster 5000.

I take:

1 part vodka.
1 part Red Bull.
1 part essence of lemon.
1 part cheese and onion crips.
1 part toilet duck.
1 part dog hair.
1 part car oil.
And a knob of butter to give it a kick.

Mix it all together, give it 5 or 6 thrusts (depending on personal preference), ferment it for 2 years, bury it in a recently deceased coffin, dig it up, have a homeless person digest it (twice) and then sprinkle liberaly with lighter fuel.

Vola!

 

I don't like Toilet Duck. I prefer Harpic.

 

Awesome recipe Welshguy!