Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

THE WES JANSON FAN CLUB - EPISODE FIVE

The Man... The Mystery... The disturbing mental images...

But enough about Stakky's sexual ambiguity, welcome to the WES JANSON FAN CLUB 5!

June 24 marks 4 years and about 41,000 posts filled beyond capacity with depraved insanity. (Or insane depravity. I'm not sure which.) We've survived, despite the innumerable times we deserved to be shut down for over-the-top pranks and outrageous amounts of Spam, not to mention the debauchery (who knew Ewok slash was against the TOS?). We are, proudly, the craziest place on the JC, and the best Fan Club around.

Whether you're a regular of the last thread, an oldbie returning from hiatus, or an unsuspecting newbie with no idea what--er, I mean, a welcomed and valued new user who we will definitely not be using as Gauntlet bait to work out our deep-seeded psychotic tendencies, please check your maturity at the door (along with the vibroblade in your boot) and watch out for the Ewoks; they bite (and rabies shots for the entire horde are expensive).

And we go with more copy/pasty than ever!

Welcome boys, girls, Ewoks, and Hobbits, to the EUC's very own looney bin, home of the insane and depraved! Here we are yet again. Another thread, another opportunity to completely, utterlly, and without shame humiliate ourselves beyond reason in the name of all that is glorious and sacred, namely: Wes Janson. Our new thread boasts a variety of fun and games, complete with stuffed Ewok prizes for the winners and spiteful mockery for the losers.

Wes Janson is truly an idol to many a fankid, and the epitome of cool. What's not to love about the smart-ass pilot who always has a trick up his sleeve and a blaster at his side? Fiercely loyal and a sharp-shot; never without a mood-lightening quip. But, if you get on his bad side, you better be careful when drifting into his sights or opening your closet. Wherever you find him, you're sure to also find a more-than-healthy amount of childish insanity, and we figure Wes wouldn't want it any other way.

The WJFC isn't your typical fan club. The authors don't give Wes near enough play for us to simply talk about him. So, we've developed the method of worship by emulation, which means at any given time when posting here, we must ask ourselves, "What would Janson do?" The answer usually leads to bizarre conversation, pranks, insults, and activities involving Ewoks.

Things to do here:
-Discuss Wes
-Quote Wes
-Blastsword duels
-Practical Jokes
-Annoying your commanding officer (That's me, but seeing as how this is the Wes Janson FC, I can hardly discourage it.)
-Anything with Ewoks
-Flirt with people way out of your league.
-Initiate newbies in The Gauntlet

The Only Rule:
-Everyone must maintain the maturity level of a nine year-old.

The Command Structure:
-I'm the Grand High Empress Lord Tyrant Chief Chieftain (I'm tired just typing that), lexu, the boss, (for what it's worth, which isn't much here).
-There are eight Grand Overseers of the WJFC- all with the rank of High Minister.
-Then, of course, there's -Ace-, the Court Jester of the WJFC, who holds the same rank as the High Ministers.
-Everyone else holds the title of Minister.

How to Join:
-Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.")
-Run The Gauntlet.
-Choose your title and have it approved by a High Minister.

The Rules of The Gauntlet:
-Only a High Minister (or -Ace-) may release the Ewoks
-Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
-The use of GoDV is restricted to neural implant only.
-The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.

As usual, Ace will provide the amusement and hilarity at the cost of his own misplaced dignity, Guin will discipline the minions and maggots with her trust

 

*Creates havoc by releasing the ewoks after secretly hiding steak behind neila_nuruodo and washing hands* Heh



FIRST POST !!!!!

 

*puts SW Remixed music on the CD player, turns it up and starts dancing*
*breaths in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... I love the smell of new thread
New thread Woohoo!

What a minute *stops dancing and start jumping on bed in time with the music*
Muuuuuuch better

 

nice... like the new digs.


*stretches* nice to see you about miss swan. *shakes head at the steaks* that'll go over well...

 

*I'd jump on my bed too, but probably shouldn't.

Trim, she started it, now it will go on forever. Tee-hee. Unless of course one of us gives up.

 

Alright, I'm in. What do I have to do?

 

hmm... has that changed recently?

why not jump on your bed? janson did.

for some reason i can't see you giving up...

 

Lovely new thread you have here.

 

"Wedge sees a dark figure that is holding a blaster and drops down, pulls out his blaster, and shoots but misses. When Wedge walks up he sees it is a life sized stuffed ewok with a data pad in one hand and a blaster in the other. The data pad read... Yub Yub Commander."

Sorry I couldn't help the yub yub commander, being lt. Ketch and all." drops sanity off at the door."

I bring an anniversary gift of 10 ewoks from the Imperial Lounge.

 

actually ketch, you're supposed to leave your sanity at the door. insanity works better here.

 

For the record, I did update the banner.

 

Okay... *Jumps wildly on e-bed*


No, Trimaj, me neither.


*Sees LK and Prenn; begins chanting: Gauntlet! Gauntlet! Gauntlet! ...* *Snickers*

 

Sorry Trimaj. Too accustomed to leaving my insanity." Starts jumping on the couch and jumping to the Star Wars music."

 

Yes the return of the best banner EVAR!!!!!!!



And finally a new thread!

 

lol

agreed miss swan... gaunlet!!!

it's not showing up lexu.

 

Are these newbs of the male or female variety?

Note: If you're male, you might be wise to pretend to be a girl here. Unless, of course, you like wearing dresses...

 

they're both guys...

 

I'm kind of a newbie.

And it isnt showing up for me either.

 

That's because it helps to have a ".gif" at the end... Did I mention we also condone and encourage stupidity?

 

TR!!!! *Hugs* Where HAVE you been?

 

release the ewoks... RELEASE THE EWOKS

 

*Feeds ewoks pixi sticks so they're extra hyper*

 

indeed i does help lexu... and no, i don't think that was mentioned.

makes sure you give them pixie sticks miss swan.

 

Is this going to be a re-enactment of the hyper ewoks incident in the Social orum a week or two back???

 

you have no clue ketch... you have no clue...