Discussion in 'EU Community' started by lexu, Jun 24, 2006.
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I assumed Wes was always on a sugar high. The man never stops going.
He is preternaturally young looking. Wedge says it in one of the X-Wing series books, I think 'Starfighters of Adumar' although I'm not sure.
Sorry, been busy and hence away. Did someone just accidentally tag some random guy named random comments?
Sent from the future using psychic implants.
Sent from the future using psychic implants.
And not at all random.
She knew I existed...it was part of a diabolical plot! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes, I think you'll fit in nicely around here. Wanna join?!
"Resident Doctor Who and Muppets Fanboy"
There might be just a bit of competition on those scores on the forum.......
I suppose so. But the evil grin there is a bit worrying......
Also, I haven't read Starfighters of Adumar yet....does that disqualify me?
That's totally NOT an evil grin. This is >
Doesn't matter how many or if you've read any of the books. Just read the first post and it'll tell you how to join. hee
Well, maybe it's the grin of "pure innocence" because you are plotting something....something sinister....like EWOKS!!!! *runs screaming*
Who locked a pack of EWOKS in here? Get them OUT!!!
Ewoks are cool. I like Ewoks now.
*watches as they chase you* lol! Ewoks are the official Wes Janson Fan Club mascots. We have a horde of them.
"check your maturity at the door "
I'm checking it. Apparently, nine-year-old level. Will that be satisfactory, Sir?
"vibroblade in your boot"
What about the ones in my sleeves? Or the detonator on my belt? Or the lightsab....I mean, the FLASHLIGHT I'm carrying?
"watch out for the Ewoks; they bite (and rabies shots for the entire horde are expensive)."
Now you tell me.
"the EUC's very own looney bin, home of the insane and depraved."
I thought the whole forum was the looney bin....we have one inside another one? Cool!
"Annoying your commanding officer."
I think I'm gonna like this place!
"-I'm the Grand High Empress Lord Tyrant Chief Chieftain (I'm tired just typing that), lexu, the boss, (for what it's worth, which isn't much here).
-There are eight Grand Overseers of the WJFC- all with the rank of High Minister."
So I get to annoy all these people? This place is great!
Hold on....since I'm new, and therefore of the lowest rank, I get to annoy......EVERYONE!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"-Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay."
I hope Ewoks don't have sensitive hearing, then....that could be a problem.
"-Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.")"
Rereads above: "Annoying your commanding officer."
Yub Yub, Commander!
What's that? You want a different quote? Yub Yub, Commander.
You sure that wont do? Fine.
Wes: "Just had to get a few shots. You look like some weird cross between a starfighter pilot and a Batravian gumplucker."
Hobbie: "Wes, I don't even know what that is."
Wes: "Sure you do, Hobbie. A starfighter pilot is a guy who flies an X-wing without getting blown up. Check the Basic Dictionary. Though I can understand how you get confused."
*walks up to commanding officer*
*Commanding officer begins to speak*
Officer: Hello, I don't believe we've been formally introduced.
*officer puts out his hand to shake*
*throws paint at Officer*
Officer: What would you do that?!?
Me: It's the formal greeting of my native planet.
You're all off plotting something diabolical, aren't you?
Well, then. In the meantime, seeing as I've got the place to myself.....bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Er, um...*quiet evil chuckle*
Hold on, someone might speak Ewok......
*covers all gaps in the cage of the Ewok horde*
And now, to sit and wait...
They weren't chasing me! They were locked up. Just startled me, is all.
Now we wait for lexu or Jedi_Sha or another High Minister.
I'll just finish plotting,not you don't mind. My....introduction to everyone.
Or we could ask Guinastasia? Stackpole_The_Hobbit
What weird state laws can you find that Wes would definitely have broken???
In counties having populations of not less than 56,500 nor more than 59,000, according to the 1970 or any subsequent federal decennial census, domino games shall be lawful in billiard rooms or other rooms in which billiard tables are located.
I could see Wes taking his little toy dominos set into a random billiard room that obviously belongs to someone rich while this person is throwing a party he has NOT been invited to and setting them up and playing all by himself merrily humming a tune while his smile widens as an unsuspecting female approaches.
Next time people are here, I'll introduce myself properly.
No one? No one?
What's this -- do we have a n00b who needs to run the Gauntlet?
Yes. Slacker. *Pokes you with a pixi stix*
*cans of paint from the ceiling soak Guinastasia and also Candy_Cane_Lips *