Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by lexu, Jun 24, 2006.

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  1. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    Oh, this one is going to HUUUUUURRRT!!!! *slaps n00b with nagaika.

    Official rules:
    The Rules of The Gauntlet:
    -Only a High Minister (or -Ace-) may release the Ewoks
    -Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
    -The use of GoDV is restricted to neural implant only.
    -The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.

    Males must wear a dress, females a poncho. Got it? If you can't do any of that, you're unworthy to be a member.
  2. Candy_Cane_Lips Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2008
    star 2
    *Winces* Oh, not the nagaika! :eek:
  3. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    I'm aware of the Ewoks. That came up earlier.

    I replaced the nagaika with a licorice stick while I was sitting here alone and abandoned. :(

    I don't even like licorice!
  4. Candy_Cane_Lips Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2008
    star 2
    Well? Get in the dress! You can change over there *points to dressing room*
  5. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    *dressing room explodes as she points*
  6. runrunrudolph Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 19, 2012
    star 1
    I guess you will have to forgo your modesty and dress here. :)
  7. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    If you insist. :)

    Oh, and watch out for the monkeys. ;)

    *crash*
  8. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    *Monkeys begin throwing food back and forth, rampaging and often hitting the Ministers*

    We also greet by monkey food fights on my planet.
    Last edited by Random Comments, Dec 21, 2012
  9. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    HE MESSED WITH THE NAGAIKA!!! Dude, you are in for some serious, SERIOUS punishment! *feeds the Ewoks Mountain Dew*

    And READ THE RULES: NO FIGHTING BACK!!!! Do you want to be a member or not?
  10. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    I'm not fighting back, the monkeys are. The rules didn't say I couldn't release the monkeys. I checked. Twice.
  11. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    That counts as fighting back. What say you, High Ministers?
    Last edited by Guinastasia, Dec 22, 2012
  12. Darth Gangrenous Game Host

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    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2005
    star 10
    Uh oh Random, it sounds like you are in deep doodoo with the High Ministers.

    *ties Random's hands behind his back then tickles his nose with a Fosh feather*
  13. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    *is physically unable to be tickled-I feel nothing. IRL.*
    Sorry. :p
    Last edited by Random Comments, Dec 23, 2012
  14. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    Okay, I don't think you're WJFC material. Sorry. I'll have to consult with the other HMs, but you are NOT following the rules.

    [IMG]
  15. Runjedirun Chancellor of the EUC Senate

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    Sep 3, 2012
    star 6
    It's 3 days until New Year's Eve. One of the biggest party days of the year. We better start gearing up!
    I have a feeling Wes hasn't stopped drinking since Dec 24th.

    [IMG]
  16. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    stab him in the scrotch
  17. Random Comments Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    *dodges carefully, harming nobody*
    See? following the rules, not fighting back. Just bending the rules creatively, like Wes would.
  18. Random Comments Force Ghost

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    Sep 25, 2012
    star 5
    The rules clearly state that we ought to emulate Wes....
  19. Runjedirun Chancellor of the EUC Senate

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    Sep 3, 2012
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    Wes is superior. In fact I found Wes' New Year's resolution:

    [IMG]

    Just as important gotta keep that sugar alcohol content up, just 2 more days until New Year's Eve.

    [IMG]
    Last edited by Runjedirun, Dec 30, 2012
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  20. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2003
    star 9
    SKITTLES [face_hypnotized] AND... candy vodka? He'd go for it for sure. :p
  21. Runjedirun Chancellor of the EUC Senate

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    So my question is what becomes of the unsuspecting soul who get up and makes coffee in the morning?

    Good prank ;)
  22. Darth Gangrenous Game Host

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    Jun 1, 2005
    star 10
  23. djcati Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2004
    star 4
  24. BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2003
    star 9
    Hey djcati. :D *pokes your jacket/shirt/whatever*
  25. djcati Force Ghost

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    Mar 20, 2004
    star 4
    I'm actually in a hoodie right now.

    Regardless: \m/
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