Oh, this one is going to HUUUUUURRRT!!!! *slaps n00b with nagaika. Official rules: The Rules of The Gauntlet: -Only a High Minister (or -Ace-) may release the Ewoks -Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay. -The use of GoDV is restricted to neural implant only. -The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister says, and the newbie jumps on the bed. Males must wear a dress, females a poncho. Got it? If you can't do any of that, you're unworthy to be a member.