Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Oh, this one is going to HUUUUUURRRT!!!! *slaps n00b with nagaika.

Official rules:
The Rules of The Gauntlet:
-Only a High Minister (or -Ace-) may release the Ewoks
-Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
-The use of GoDV is restricted to neural implant only.
-The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.

Males must wear a dress, females a poncho. Got it? If you can't do any of that, you're unworthy to be a member.

 

*Winces* Oh, not the nagaika!

 

I'm aware of the Ewoks. That came up earlier.

I replaced the nagaika with a licorice stick while I was sitting here alone and abandoned.

I don't even like licorice!

 

Well? Get in the dress! You can change over there *points to dressing room*

 

*dressing room explodes as she points*

 

I guess you will have to forgo your modesty and dress here.

 

If you insist.

Oh, and watch out for the monkeys.

*crash*

 

*Monkeys begin throwing food back and forth, rampaging and often hitting the Ministers*

We also greet by monkey food fights on my planet.

 

HE MESSED WITH THE NAGAIKA!!! Dude, you are in for some serious, SERIOUS punishment! *feeds the Ewoks Mountain Dew*

And READ THE RULES: NO FIGHTING BACK!!!! Do you want to be a member or not?

 

I'm not fighting back, the monkeys are. The rules didn't say I couldn't release the monkeys. I checked. Twice.

 

That counts as fighting back. What say you, High Ministers?

 

Uh oh Random, it sounds like you are in deep doodoo with the High Ministers.

*ties Random's hands behind his back then tickles his nose with a Fosh feather*

 

*is physically unable to be tickled-I feel nothing. IRL.*
Sorry.

 

Okay, I don't think you're WJFC material. Sorry. I'll have to consult with the other HMs, but you are NOT following the rules.

 

It's 3 days until New Year's Eve. One of the biggest party days of the year. We better start gearing up!
I have a feeling Wes hasn't stopped drinking since Dec 24th.

 

stab him in the scrotch

 

*dodges carefully, harming nobody*
See? following the rules, not fighting back. Just bending the rules creatively, like Wes would.

 

The rules clearly state that we ought to emulate Wes....

 

Wes is superior. In fact I found Wes' New Year's resolution:



Just as important gotta keep that sugar alcohol content up, just 2 more days until New Year's Eve.

 

SKITTLES AND... candy vodka? He'd go for it for sure.

 

So my question is what becomes of the unsuspecting soul who get up and makes coffee in the morning?

Good prank

 

Did someone say vodka?

 

Wait, where?

 

Hey djcati. *pokes your jacket/shirt/whatever*

 

I'm actually in a hoodie right now.

Regardless: \m/