Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Skittles vodka is fun. Just make sure you pick out a few colors otherwise you end up with this grayish color.

 

My cousin's wife just gave me a recipe for homemade Kahlua.

 

I have a cousin who brews his own.

 

Cool.

 

He lives a couple states away though.

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2013/01/06/nhl-union-agreement-lockout/1811799/][/url] GAME ON!

 

I heard about that. Go Blues!

 

Goooo Canucks Of course I'm leaving in 2 days, just in time to miss the season!

 

Go Canes! Yeehaw, redneck hockey!

 

Yeahhhhh, that's like 30 per cent of the problem

 

What's the other 70 per cent?

 

What exactly are you implying?

 

Gary Bettman

Sent from a Galaxy far away via R2-N6

 

Him, the owners and the player's union need to be shown the full power of the Darkside.

 

WOOHOOO!!!! LET'S GO PENS!!!! THROW BETTMAN TO THE SARLAAC!!!

Seriously, why does that guy still have a job?

 

This is the 3rd lockout in his 20 years as commissioner and it doesn't look like he's going to go away either.

 

He must have some major dirt on someone. I hope they get someone else to hand out the Cup this year. Mark my words -- people are going to be throwing things at him. And I'm not talking about hats. Have a HOFer do it.

 

Maybe they'll throw pucks at him.

 

I'm hoping they'll throw rocks at him.

And then the crowd can claim they're all geologists and were so starstruck they wanted him to sign their favourite specimens.

 

Janson's favorite mineral would be cummingtonite followed closely by dickite and a few others I'm not sure are appropriate to post here.

 

*puts on gas mask and sets off stink bomb*

 

*puts on gas mask*

 

*slips on a gas mask*

*sneaks around in the shadows while carrying a pie*

Hey DG!