Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

*is tackled* A little help getting back up, please?

 

*Helps Runner up*

*Pies in the face for the next person who walks in*

 

*skips into thread*

take note I skipped, not walked, so I avoided the pies.

 

*is already here, has been standing here for months*

So not me, either.

 

I guess I get the pie in the face don't I?

 

*Jetpacks into thread, launches pies at everyone, jetpacks out.*

 

*Ducks at incoming pies.*

 

*Leaves perfectly good pies sitting on a table with pie cutter and forks and plates*

*Eats sugar pie*

 

*sits down at table, grabs spoon, begins eating pie*

 

Sorry to hear that Guin.

Hi awesomejedi!

 

Hi! *sits down and also begins eating pie*

 

Pie before lunch!

*Continues to have an awesome Tuesday*

 

Mmm, pie.

 

*Turns on sprinklers and gets everything soaking wet, so that there is a ton of water everywhere*

*Becomes an amazing fountain*

 

Wait, you're a fountain of amazingness, Swannie?

 

*puts on swimsuit and runs through sprinklers*

 

Sure Comments, why not? *Stops talking and resumes fountainness*

 

*does cartwheels through sprinklers*

 

*pours red dye in the fountain*

 

*Drinks all the water, but leaves the red dye out*

 

*looks like she has sunburn from absorbing all the red dye*

 

*takes shower, skin returns to normal, puts on comfy PJ's and relaxes in reclining chair"

 

Oh good. *Slides down hundred-foot-long slide* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

*watches Swan slide, squirts chocolate syrup on her as she passes by*