Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Wes: *walks into NRSC HQ in full beskar'gam less the buy'ce so he doesn't get nervously shot at*
Wedge: ... Wes ... what the ****.
Wes: Dammit, Hobbie wins the bet on how you'd react.
Wedge: Seriously, what are you doing in Mandalorian armour and where the hell did you get it?
Wes: Emtrey.
Wedge: ...
Wes: ...
Wedge: ...
Wes: ... usually when the person you're talking to stops talking, it's your turn again.
Wedge: Why. Are you. In Mando armour.
Wes: Well, I was thinking about it and our flightsuits really don't protect us if we have to eject. These things are really strong. Also, check this out!
*fires capture cable, Wedge ducks out of the way and Wes ties up a passing R-unit*
R-unit: WEEEOEOOOOOOOOOOWWW! (translated to Basic: what the ****ing arsing ****ing goddamn ****?)
Wes: Cool huh?
Wedge: go away please. go over there.
Wes: ... *leaves*
*R-unit clangs behind him*
Wedge: ****!

 

A Mando Wes...hmmmm. That could either be really cool or really scary.

 

Both

 

Wes is always and

 

He is a Mandalorian!

 

((I've forgotten what was happening.....I was probably being chased by Ewoks, though.....that seems to be the trend...))

 

My son was playing with my lego Endor playset today and as we were picking it up I asked him to hadn me the Ewoks. He didn't know what I was talking about so I pointed and he said "I thought those were magic teddy bearws!"

So yeah he knows they are Ewoks now, but I like the idea of calling them magic teddy bears.

Yub yub!

 

*uses a sling shot to sling chocolate chips at Random*

 

*makes batch of cookie dough and pours on Randoms head*

 

Yay, Chocolate!
*gulps chips from air*

Eww...this is dark chocolate! Blah!

*is coated in cookie dough—and overrun by hungry Ewoks.*

 

Dark chocolate is the best kind!

 

*points and laughs*

 

*tosses Easter sprinkles on Random*

 

Agree to disagree.

Easter speinkles?

 

Probably pastel colored.

 

No, I'm not quite sure what she means...

 

Oh.

 

Yes pastel, pinks, blues and greens

 

*discusses with the Ewok foreman how long it's going to take to install the Vegas-size chocolate fountain*

Hmm, we may have to use that for later n00bs.

 

*Watches Stakky get razzed by the ewok horde* You forgot your high shelf! You know, the one they can't reach!

 

*starts making little jetpacks for the ewoks so they can reach the high shelf.*

 

Bardan! Jump on the bed and pick a title!