Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

*prepares a firepit*

 

Yes?

 

*Ewoks begin to sing a song, dancing around Mirax til they start slobbering and begin to butt her with their heads, a crazed look coming into their eyes*


A voice can be heard crying 'Run like hell!'

 

*looks nervously at the fire while trying to calm the ewoks down with a giant 3 Musketeers bar*

Look, chocolate! *tosses candy bar on the opposite side of the fire*

 

Hey the fire is just to keep everyone warm.

 

You mean it's not for roasting Miraxes?

 

I hadn't thought about that. I suppose the ewoks could use it for such if they wanted to...

 

Well...only slightly for roasting miraxes.

 

Bardan you fibber.

 

Of course. I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for...

 

Another Mirax? Where??

*holds up Butterfinger threateningly*

 

Didn't we already do this one?

 

Butterfinger? The candy or are your fingers covered in butter? Butter-fingers!

 

Both!

 

*takes out tub of butter. Begins to butter all types of candy bars and hand them out to the Ewoks*

 

*wheels out flatscreen display* Okay everyone, Dear Leader lexu has provided this link, and I would be remiss if I didn't show like every goddamn person it.





These are videos of a guy getting hit with the thing, so obviously, language

 

Is that you getting stun sworded?

 

Weak. Keep trying till it shoots the laser beam.

 

Heh, no. If you look at the wall, there are no bottles of scotch up there so it couldn't possibly be me

 

Gauntlet: "is a form of physical punishment wherein a captive is to run between two rows of soldiers who repeatedly strike him."

 

Apparently you missed the inherent double-meaning in my post. I'm well aware of the gauntlet.

 

I'm thinking about adding "if you know what I mean..." to the end of my posts just to hint at some sort of double-meaning. If you know what I mean....