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But... *points at Dewie* He said it was. So... it has to be by the fact that he said so since he has it. *Plays pingpong with an ewok*

 

I just assumed he was lying. Since I usually am, I figured he was too.

 

Likely story... >.>

 

But do you believe it? After all I could be lying...

 

Not the paradox!

 

Rule Number One When Dealing With Buckethead: Take everything he says with a grain of salt/decide what you want to think all on your lonesome.

 

Pretty much.

 

*Drinks some coffee and lets her little ewok friend sip a little from her cup* Tee-hee

 

Hey, I bought it at Bill's Bargain Celestial Object Hut. It's MY moon.

 

Do they offer a bulk buy discount?

 

Yeah, but only on gas giants. Go figure.

 

I am gassy enough without having my own planet. Must be the warra nuts.

 

You're still 100% guilty.

 

So.... legally purchasing goods from a legitimate businessman makes one guilty?

Remind me of that next time Swannie goes anywhere that sells anything.

 

Depends. Was the moon stolen and then sold at this "bargain store"?

 

Naw. Bill gets them from the factory.

...what, you thought planets formed naturally? Not in the Wes Janson Fan Club Universe they don't.

 

It is good having you back Dewie.

 

I've missssed yooooou!

 

*tries hard not to laugh before Bardan sits down on the expertly-hidden whoopie cushion on his chair, then busts out laughing*

Good to be back.

 

That just means you need more range time.

 

Range time?

 

Yes. You missed him so you need extra range time to work on your aim.

 

*is already up and smearing honey on Bardan's armor while he's not looking* Oh EEEEWOOOOKS!

 

*gets glommed on by a horde of ewoks*

Oh I love when they do this. It tickles!

 

*ewoks start to bite you where your armor doesn't quite cover*