Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Um . . . no . . . I don't think I have.

 

Well hurry! Jump on the bed and pick a title!

 

*Jumps on the bed* I hope I'm not going to end up like the little monkey . . .

I now proclaim myself Minister of French Toast and Maple Syrup, and Keeper of the NO Cat.

 

Welcome NO Cat Keeper.

*throws pie in face of NO Cat Keeper*

 

*Licks face clean*

Mmm, pie . . .

 

*watching from the rafters* This place gets crazier every time I drop in.

 

*throws pie at face peaking from the rafters*

 

*dodges pie... falls from rafters... gets feet under self... lands in pie and slips* Huzzah!

 

After great deliberation... I would like to nominate either BultarSwan or Jedi Gunny as a Senatorial Aide.

*tosses up glittery confetti*

 

Can I second both nominations?

 

Sure!
I figured if both nominees are ok with the job, we could have a quick vote.

 

Vote now! Vote now!

*Remembers he can't vote*

Oops.

 

Sadly at this point I am not eligible for the position as I am running for Chancellor. But thanks for the thought!

*honks everyone's noses*

 

Ow!

Good luck!

So Gunny it is!

 

'Honking' someone's nose is like when you were a kid and mom or dad or sibling 'took your nose'. But it's faster and I never actually end up with your nose. Huge difference.

Thanks Volshe.

 

You wouldn't want my nose anyway. It's all yucky at the moment.

Morning peeps!

 

Morning Kat...

*puts maple syrup in Kat's shoes*

 

Good thing my feet aren't in them, then.

That's kind of a criminal waste of maple syrup, you know. If it's the real stuff.

 

It's hard to get the real thing in most places unless you want to pay through the nose.

 

Don't I know it, DG. I can't even find it here.

 

I will supply the maple syrup to Gunny (and thus the WJFC). We have it in abundance! For 4.99 a bottle!

 

Yeah, a tiny half liter(if that) bottle.

Now sorghum molasses(or even regular molasses) is a bit easier to find.

 

But molasses isn't maple syrup. Just so you know.

 

Yep, half-liter. But it's too good to pass up.
Maple cookies are 2 dollars a box, maple candy's about the same, so if you want the maple taste it's a bit cheaper.

 

This I know. But molasses cookies are better than maple cookies anyway.