Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

Oh! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

Hey, I have quite a few pages to go through

 

and here we are adding even more.

*Puts skates on over his beskar boots and goes skating*

 

Ooooh skating! *Slips on a pair, laces up and then goes skating also*

 

*The ice being too thin to support his heavy beskar it breaks and he falls through*

 

Anyone want to go Bardan fishing?

 

*Falls and slides towards the hole.*

*Shrugs and goes polar bear swimming*

 

*As Bardan sinks out of view, bubbles rise up to the surface*

glub, glub. commander.

 

*sigh*

*Shoves Bardan to the edge*

 

I'm already well under by now.

 

Hooray!

I mean, aww . . .

 

So what do we do with you now?

 

I gurble gurble heard glug that.

 

Walk away slowly . . .

 

*Uses giant magnet to get Bardan to the surface*

 

*hordes of ewoks see the break in the ice and begin jumping in, determined to become members of the wampa club*

 

*Quickly keeps the ewoks from hurting themselves*

 

*Is fished out of the water by the giant magnet.*

Why would they hurt themselves? They are just going swimming.

 

Oh, in that case. *lets them be silly*

 

wampa club = polar bear club.

*Ewoks start splashing freezing cold water at everyone*

 

I figured just now.

 

EDIT: Time for more snow!

 

*stands there in his gauntlet dress and watches everyone have snowball fights and play in the snow*

*Watches the ewoks start playing in the water*

I think the ewoks forgot about me.

 

*throws pixi stix at SWBob to garner him more Ewok attention*