Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

*Sprays them all with a fountain of water, making sure to get all standers by (that's EVERYONE) soaked as well*

 

*dumps bucket of ice water over Swannie sis*

 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! *Shivers* DG-BRO!

*Dumps bucket of jammy dodgers on your head* Now you have crumbs everywhere! Aint I the worst?

 

Jammy Dogers? *looks around for the Doctor*

 

*Snogs the Doctor when Wes is busy doing whatever it is that Wes does when no one is looking (probably plotting new pranks and playing with his dancing cape*

Bed time! *curls up with the doctor, Wes and a kitty cat and falls asleep like a kid*

 

Nighty night, Swannie sis.

 

Ewww, wet Ewok smell

*Jumps in chocolate lake*

 

hee hee I wish I knew a real-life Wes-like person. That would make it more fun.

 

I knew one but unfortunately he died years ago.

 

I'm sorry bro. *gives you a stuffed (totally fake ) ewok cuddly-type thing*

 

I miss my teddys.

 

If anyone wants to buy me a fake stuffed ewok toy I will not be unhappy.

 

But will the real Ewoks like that?

 

They shall pretend it is real and have tea and cake and pixi stix.

 

I meant the idea of a stuffed Ewok might offend them.

 

It's fuzzy and cute and cuddly. They will like it. >.>

 

*dumps sugar water over Swannie sis for killing the thread*

 

*Gives DG-bro a GIANT hug, wiping her face on his sleeve*

 

Now the Ewoks are going to nibble on us both.

 

Ack! I wonder if they are in a good mood today or not...

 

I don't know.

BultarSwan, maybe you should go over and try petting one.

 

Maybe I'll go for a swim. They can't swim... Can they???

 

I don't know but there might be krakana in the water.