Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club 5...."Boom."

*puts on the required toga and clogs and waits*

*prepares herself for a glitter attack*

 

Glitter isn't the worst of it

 

Oh yeah, there are supposed to be.... what was it again?
*is knocked over from behind by the aforementioned ewoks*
EEEEEWOOOOKSSSS!

 

*sprays Rose with chocolate syrup*

 

*Prepares to drop confetti and streamers from the rafters*

 

And the games... BEGIN!

*Throws paintballs at Rose* Ruuuuuuuuuuun!

 

*can't see because chocolate syrup+confetti*

*stumbles blindly around room*

*is buried by ewoks again*

*gets chocolate syrup/confetti in mouth*

MMMPH WAAARFJGDYNCAJDKOBVHFIB

 

What's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't quite hear you!

 

MMMPH WAAARFJGDYNCAJDKOBVHFIB

 

Nope, still don't have a clue.

 

Is it something about Worf from Star Trek?

 

Maybe it's Huttese.

 

*growls*

 

*sets glitter mines around the place*
*waits*

 

*finally frees herself from the ewoks*

*Blindly runs around*

*steps on a glitter mine*

*feels pretty*

 

*throws sticky marshmallow fluff in the vicinity of Rose*

 

*throws a mud pie at Rose*

 

*is now completely covered in various extremely sticky stubstances*

*then, a glitter mine*

MMMMPHDHKVSENLGXRBLVDRHIDQAXJPBGDRBLBFRKVXGJL!!!!!

 

*stands there, sparkling*

*sees ewoks*

*starts running*

 

*drops a net over Rose*

 

*struggles with the net*

*is overrun by ewoks again*

 

Guys I think it's time!

JUMP ON THE BED AND PICK A TITLE!

 

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

 

*jumps on bed*