The Wes Janson Fan Club - Act III ........

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  1. lexu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
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    THE WES JANSON FAN CLUB
    "We have no sense. No shame. No dignity. What do we have? Ewoks."



    Another new thread already? 20,000 posts since last June. That?s a lot of Spam.

    Hopefully we can maintain the same standard in our new home.


    Wes Janson is truly an idol to many a fankid, and the epitome of cool. What's not to love about the smart-ass pilot who always has a trick up his sleeve and a blaster at his side? Fiercely loyal and a sharp-shot; never without a mood-lightening quip. But, if you get on his bad side, you better be careful when drifting into his sights or opening your closet. Wherever you find him, you're sure to also find a more-than-healthy amount of childish insanity, and we figure Wes wouldn't want it any other way.

    The WJFC isn?t your typical fan club. The authors don?t give Wes near enough play for us to simply talk about him. So, we?ve developed the method of worship by emulation, which means at any given time when posting here, we must ask ourselves, ?What would Janson do?? The answer usually leads to bizarre conversation, pranks, insults, and activities involving Ewoks.


    Things to do here:
    -Discuss Wes
    -Quote Wes
    -Blastsword duels
    -Practical Jokes
    -Annoying your commanding officer (That?s me, but seeing as how this is the Wes Janson FC, I can hardly discourage it.)
    -Anything with Ewoks
    -Flirt with people way out of your league. ( ;) JFT)
    -Initiate newbies in The Gauntlet

    The Only Rule:
    -Everyone must maintain the maturity level of a nine year old.

    The Command Structure:
    -I?m the Grand High Empress Lord Tyrant Chief Chieftain (I?m tired just typing that?), lexu, the boss, (for what it?s worth, which isn?t much here).
    -There are eight Grand Overseers of the WJFC- all with the rank of High Minister.
    -Then, of course, there?s ?Ace-, the Court Jester of the WJFC, who holds the same rank as the High Ministers.
    -Everyone else holds the title of Minister.

    How to Join:
    -Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.")
    -Run The Gauntlet.
    -Choose your title and have it approved by a High Minister.

    The Rules of The Gauntlet:
    -Only a High Minister (or -Ace-) may release the Ewoks
    -Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
    -The use of GoDV is restricted to neural implant only.
    -The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.

    And remember, "You can't look dignified when you're having fun!"

    (Much thanks to Yubyub. ;) )


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  2. Devi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2002
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    First in the new thread! (wow, I never thought I'd ever be around for such a milestone!) :D

    *seeks out a nice corner in the new thread, makes herself comfortable in it and packs out her things*

    [image=http://www.theforce.net/humor/EdBain/ewoks.gif] [image=http://www.leeheidel.com/lee/archives/images/ewoks.jpg]

    click on the images to see them better! :D

    "Leader, this is Three. Are you crazy? Acknowledge."
    "Three, Leader. That's affirmative."
    Wes and Wedge in SoA)

    I love the WJFC!! :D
  3. Kirtana_Loor Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2002
    star 2
    First after my not-so-evil half!! :D

    *parks the Jadium in the WJFC hangar*

    *seeks out a very nice and spacious office in the new rooms, sets it up nicely, paints an Imperial crest (in neon colors - this is the WJFC! :D ) on the wall, and hangs a sign on the door that says Reserved for Madam Director Ysanne Isard*

    *hangs a handwritten note next to it: "Hope you like your new office, Madam Director, ma'am."*
  4. -Ace- Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 21, 2002
    star 4
    Our 3rd Thread...WOW! [face_shocked]

    [image=http://www.zakas.net/midgbball.jpg]

    Midget's get to have all the fun :(

    :)
  5. SirLancelot Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 10, 2002
    star 4
    the fact that this has survived this long is amazing
  6. Jedi_Sha Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2002
    star 5
    *claps hands and dances*

    i'm here for the creation of a new thread! *sniff* i feel so unworthy. *wipes tear*
  7. Blue_Ice-Green_Fire Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 18, 2002
    star 4
    YAY! I made it!
    This is one of the proudest moments in my life :D
    Congratulations to Devi [face_jealous] :)
    *grabs a good office before they are all gone*
    I have nothing special-no pictures or a speech prepared
    Wait-I've got it,,,,

    WES: Wow! My fan club is on it's third thread!
    WEDGE: There must be something very wrong with these people
    WES: Haven't you guessed it yet?
    WEDGE: I should have known,,,,they are fans of you
    WES: True-But, hey, look! They posted a quote of us in the second post
    WEDGE: Really?
    WES: I guess I'm not as funny when you're not here to poke fun at
    WEDGE: Janson,,,,
    WES: It was sweet when you had to actually become Kettch [face_Wes_laugh]
    WEDGE *glares*: You have rules here? I'm suprised.
    WES *looks at rules*: Yep, let's see. Everyone has to keep the maturity level of a nine year old. Look! Gauntlets!
    WEDGE *rubs temples*: Why did I ask?
    WES: Flirting, gauntlets, blastwood duels, anything to do with Ewoks,,,,
    WEDGE: This sounds like you
    WES: Of course it does-it's all about me
    WEDGE: By the way, aren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty?
    WES:,,,,,I got to go
    *WES runs out of the room*
    WEDGE: JANSON!

    I've made my mark in the new WJFC :D
  8. CptCorranHorn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2002
    star 5
    heeeheeeheee

    Ah, such a nice place, and luckily I'm early

    *goes and grabs a nice size office*

    Yes, this'll do nicely


    Myn: You know, a wise man once told me, 'you can't look dignified when you're having fun.'
    Wes: If I knew who that wise man was, I'd shoot him.
  9. Ysanne_Isard Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 27, 2002
    star 5
    [face_shocked] Thanks Kirtana! *sniffs* That's the nicest thing anyone's done for me.

    I am proud to have shown up in all three of the WJFCs :D
  10. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2002
    star 6
    Ooh, pretty new thread!

    I can't believe the thread I joined on page nine in it's third incarnation.

    Hey, we're a trilogy now! :p
  11. Mistryl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2003
    star 4
    *races in and drops several papers out of a box*

    I have too many papers to write today. Third thread!
  12. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    -Flirt with people way out of your league. ( ;) JFT)

    Alright! I'm mentioned in the mission statement!
  13. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2002
    star 6
    Much thanks to Yubyub.

    [face_blush]

    Icey That was great!

    I haven't been to school in three days! Reading the Wraith books and SoA, especially Wes scenes, has been helping me cling to what remains of my sanity.
  14. Macewindu77815 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 13, 2002
    star 4
    BOOM!
    New Thread!!! :)

    *gives beads to everybody*

    Hey guys the moving trucks and stuff will be here soon! :D
  15. Mistryl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2003
    star 4
    *goes into office and props feet on desk and starts writing papers*
  16. Ushame Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 4, 2002
    star 1
    Wow it has been awhile since I last came here. You're already on your third thread? Impressive. I'm sure most of you don't even remember who I am.
  17. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2002
    star 6
    Should we? :p

    I think I might remember you being her at some point...
  18. CptCorranHorn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2002
    star 5
    I only came in at the beginning of v. 2, so I have no clue who Ushame is.

    Hey, do we still have the tire swing that Kell put in the old thread?
  19. Mistryl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2003
    star 4
    *sits up and chair falls backwards*

    Tire swing? Where?
  20. CptCorranHorn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2002
    star 5
    Back in the second thread, Kell put in a tire swing. We had alot of fun on it. I dont know if anyone remembered to bring it.
  21. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    I remember Ushame, but from lurking in the Wraith club.

    Ahhhh... *sniffs* new thread smell! :D

    *begins unloading X-wing's cargo into new office*
  22. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2002
    star 6
    The tire swing is in one of these boxes somewhere. Gingerbread Ewok to the person who finds it!

    *starts baking cookies*
  23. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    *sniffs* Ahhh, fresh cookie smell! :D :p

    *begins looking for tire swing*
  24. CptCorranHorn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2002
    star 5
    Ah!!! Must.....find....tire swing!!!

    Hey, maybe its in with Kell's stuff.

    *rummages through Kell's stuff*
  25. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    *watches Corran get grazed by Dragonfire*

    Careful there, Mon Capitan! :p
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