The Wes Janson Fan Club - Act III ........

I'm afraid of Gollum

You happy Stacky?

It's his day and I know his hiding somewhere around here about jump out and catch me.

So to ensure that this worlds beauty be safe, I must take my departure now.

Goodbye.

 

*eats potato chips and watches the flirting*

crunch...munch...CRUNCH...munch...

EDIT: Bye, Acessss!

Tomorrow will be Dobby Day, just so you all know.

 

Sorry, Stacky, but JFT had to take off, and so do I.

(And that's not what I mean by 'take off,' so get your mind out of the gutter.)

Everyone like how the old thread ended?

 

How did the old thread end, I didn't get to see it.

 

Just when I get comfortable...

 

ooooo... count me in this time

 

Wow, we are a talkative bunch, well, if no one is talking I'm going to leave now, bye.
Edit: Or maybe not, who are you? Are you a n00bie?

 

Oh, that reminds me...

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[b]Updated (not really) List of Members:


(official)

Eight Grand Overseers of the Wes Janson Fan Club: [/b]
lexu: Founder, Grand High Empress Lord Tyrant Chief Chieftain
1. Daughter_of_Yubyub (Assistant Empress of the Wes Janson Fan Club, High Minister of Childish Antics and Commander of the Ewok Hoarde)
2. SirLancelot - High Minister of Ewok Jokes
3. Guinastasia (High Dominatrix of Flyboys)
4. Janson's_Funny_Twin (High Minister of Funny Walks)
5. Jedi_Frodo_Baggins (High Minister of Idiocy)
6. Stackpole_the_Hobbit (High Minister of New and Strange Holidays)
7. Ysanne_Isard/Clara_Jade (High Minister of Slush Puppies (but I think it's been changed.))

?Ace-: Minister of Pranks and Practical Jokes as well as Court Jester of the WJFC


[b]Ministers: [/b]
9) Jedi_Samwise_Gamgee: Ruler and Supplier of Chunky Mush and Weird, Pointless Songs
10) Starr_Squadron_three: Minister of Biker Chicks and Numerous Languages
11) Jedi_Mori_Shee: Minister of Sawed-off Shotguns

12) Rani Veko: Deputy Minister of Ewok Wrangling & Public Relations for Mr. Janson
13) Kell_Tainer_II: Minister of Drunk Canadians and Leader of the Dragon Hoard
14) SaberGiiett7: Minister of Feeding Rabid Ewoks Sugar
15) ADMIRALSPUZZUM: Minister of Fancy Doo-Dads (missing)
16) Jedi_Wookie_Reborn: Minister of Getting Your Panties in a Bunch
17) Lank_Pavail: Caretaker of the Stuffed Ewok
18) The_Standmaiden: Minister of Lovelessness/Hopelessness of the WJFC19) Macewindu77815: Minister of Throwing Mardi gras Beads
20) Fire_Light: Perator of Hashbrowns (on leave of absence till we are complete chaos and almost lockable again )
21) Gavin_X_wing_Delight: Minister of Confused Blondes (apparently dead...)
22) CptCorranHorn: Minister of Scientology and Technical Stuff
23) C-3PX: Minister of Hot Pants and Soylent Green
24) Devi - Minister of Ewok Mud Wrestling and Strange Substances
25) Jedi_Master_Ikrit ? Psychopaths Anonymous and Keeper of the Big Kaboom
26) Kyp_Side_Of_Theforce
27) Blue_Ice-Green_Fire - Minister of Cuteness and Random Insanity - also the WJFC Historian and Scribe - putting all of WJFC great moments in history into story, poem, and song
28) Mistryljediskywalker/Mistryl ? Enigma of the WJFC
29) WarmasterDan ? The X-Files Episode Giver Yuuzhan Vong person man
30) DantanaSkywalker: Negotiator of Impossible Problems Who is Trying to Find a Rhyme for ?Purlple? and ?Orange?
31) chiss_man: Minister of Rampaging Egomaniacs
32) Cyber_SkyForce
33) Jedi_Sha - official holder of weapons of mass destruction
34) flying_fishi: Minister of Insanity Enforcement


[b]Reserve list[/b]

The following members have been moved here instead of being taken off. I wanted to be nice (what is wrong with me? :p).

[i]Aggy: Keeper of Wes' Dirty Laundry * (missing)
rogue11lovesjag: Tweaky, Quartermaster from Doom *
Veng_Commando: Guy With Lots of Boom Makers * (missing)
Arra: Half of the Best Comedy Duo On This Side of the Janitor's Closet *
Me_Is_Jade: Mistress of Those who Cannot Sleep for Fear of Being Eaten by Clones and White Fur Rugs *
ysalimari_sandwich: Minister of the Color Yellow *
The_Rogues_Mistress: Minister of Lounging Around in Togas *
jedimaster203: Other Half of the Best Comedy Duo On This Side of the Janitor's Closet *
ShadowSith: Minister of Napping *
alhana_antilles: Minister of Midgets *
Sanosuke: Minister of Anime and Record Holder for Longest Run
YoungPadawanLearner: Minister of Movie Quotes *
Jedi_M_Brandybuck: Minister of Being Oblivious to Sexual Innuendo
Rev_Leidu: High Minister of the Strange *
Jagged_Antilles_Fel: High Minister of Sarcasm *
Jedi_Kat: High Minister of Razzing and Looking Stupid *
Jagged_edge: High Minister of Chatting Up Anything in a Skirt...or a Flightsuit *[/i][hr]I'd say we have a n00bie!

 

Good

 

*releases the Ewoks*

First newbie of the new thread!

what would Wes be doing right now if he was here watching Lexu and JFT?

Taking bets!

 

n00b! And DoY. Or joining in and trying to defeat JFT and get lexu all for himself

 

The way I see youve got to put me on the list and don't forget to drop me a line.

I'm good for a few lines in this place.
My title should be Guns N' Roses Remenent Surveyour. If I spelled some this wrong fix it.

Axl.

 

You have to run the gauntlet if you want to join, Axl.

 

I want a title! I want a title!

 

I'd dominate the gauntlet.

axl.

 

(a wihte light blazes from the entrance, and a figure steps through in silhouette)

I come back to you now...at the turn of the thread.


(the light abruptly sputters and dies, ruining the effect)

Darn it.

 

*steps away from the light switch, looking innocent* Wonder how that happened?

 

(shrugs)Ah well, on to more important things.

(hauls a few boxes in on an antigrav sled and finds ann unoccupied office. comes out abruptly)

Waitaminute, did I hear someone say n00b? (runs back into office)

Now where's my PGG?

 

Ooh, two more newbies? Excellent.

I'd dominate the gauntlet.

Just remember that those who hurt the Ewoks answer to me!

 

n00b?

 

the Gauntlet cannot be dominated...

 

I'm a natural born killer.

Axl.

 

[face_shocked] Kyp_side! I haven't seen you in ages!

And *raises an eyebrow* there is no way to dominate the gauntlet.

 

And I bite.

 

Bring on this gauntlet! Before I have to go find some more crue lyrics.

Axl.