Welcome to the most amazing club in the galaxy! In this club we love, we adore, we discuss and obsess over Wes Janson and all things relating to him. How hawt he is, his voice and mannerisms and how he hits on all the women. Wes Janson, x-wing pilot, prankster, ladies man and nine-year-old. Ewoks and Wes Janson are very closely related. Not as in long-lost cousins (cuz that would be weird) but in their sense of crazy, hilarious, insane hijinks that amaze even me. Fanfic is always welcome Rules: 1. You may call me Grand High Priestess Governor Sir Empress Swan. 2. I am the be all, end all of this thread. Anything I say goes. Jumping up and down and waving your arms will be common place. 3. Streaking is an acceptable pasttime 4. Hitting on people way out of your league is expected. 5. Rabid hordes of ewoks lurk here. Don't anger them or make any sudden movements near them. They are fierce and scary and fast. 6. Anyone caught hurting an ewok will pay. 7. Bribery and flirting is not only allowed, it is also expected. Why we're here: 1. Discuss Wes (his abs *drool* and other things ) 2. Quote Wes 3. Blastsword duels and cape wearing 4. Pranks and general mayhem 5. Annoying those in charge (namely me, but other higher ups will do just as well) *Steals from HER commanding officer* Yub yub lexu Who is a High Minister? Mostly just those who join up first and/or who know the most about Wes Janson. Will bribery work? Abso-frakkin-lutely. How to Join: -Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.") -Run The Gauntlet. -Choose your title and have it approved by a High Minister. The Rules of The Gauntlet: -Only a High Minister may release the Ewoks -Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay. - No armor is allowed unless it is a card board cut-out -The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister or myself says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.