Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club

The door's only hot on one side?

The usual. Ewoks, pixy sticks, and Wes.

*drops Swedish Fish into the bucket*

 

Cool cool. It's crazy out there. And I had some paperwork to do. Time to go out and play?

 

Ok fine, I'm taking all the paint AND balloons and hiding them! Try to have a party now!
AND I'm building my own office.. no swans, admirals or ewoks allowed so there!
*grabs some cardboard and tape*

 

My building. All your office are belong to me. *Sprays Jalice with silly string and whipped cream and peeled oranges*

 

So High Ministers and Grand High Priestess Governor Sir Empresses are allowed?

 

Yup Usually. Unless they're annoying me then it's out on their butts.

 

Have you ever seen the raspberry chocolate whipped cream?
Mmm.

*runs over and grates some orange zest on Jalice's head*

 

*laughs* Much better!

 

Bleh! Now I need another shower.. but after my snack.
*dips the oranges in whipped cream*

MY office is outside thank you very much!

*tapes the cardboard together and starts cutting out the door*

 

*watches while eating Swiss chocolate*

 

*makes the roof and furniture out of balloons and paints the walls*
My office is waaay better.

*makes a phone call*

 

Are you using a banana to do that?

 

No.

*welcomes a guest into HER office*

 

*closely monitors proceedings*

 

*brings her a lamp from Ikea*

You'll need this when it gets dark.

 

Now... what did you do with that outlet?

 

Why thank you! Perhaps I should have a housewarming party...

btw.. you cannot see who my guest is just yet, my forcefield prohibits it.

It's a battery powered lamp!

 

*snorts* lol!

You brought a stranger to these hallowed halls? >.>

 

Um my office is OUTSIDE.

*welcomes the next guest into my fortress..ahem I mean my office*

 

Okay. *locks door*

 

No matter.

*welcomes 3 more guests and locks HER door*

 

*starts pouring rain outside the WJFC.*

 

I knew that would happen.

Ok guys its time...

*Jango Fett and his army of clones come busting out of my office and blow up the WJFC's door and the office door then stop and walk back out.*
* I stand there dripping wet watching the action and then giving them high fives as they walk out the door*

Now for the button..

(don't worry I'll clean up the mess)

 

*Nothing happens but Swan is now really mad*

 

Gulp.

Aha! *spots the button and runs toward it*