Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by BultarSwan, Mar 2, 2013.
*jumps up and down, eager to see benknobi1 's face/hair when he wakes up and comes out*
*should be sleeping but brings a bowl of jello to Swannie*
*tosses it onto the guantletees* It wasn't... GREEN jello was it?!
May I join Grand High Priestess Governor Sir Empress Swan?
"brings a collage of photos of Wes Janson and hands it to one of the many Ewoks running around"
Depends... Will you run... THE GAUNTLET?! *Flares go off, scaring the local flora momentarily*
No!!!! It wasn't!
It was red jello!
Oh, but of course! Green jello and all! _
It sounds quite intimidating.. what do I have to do to prepare?
*Watches red gauntletee* Not bad! Red Jello is good. Green jello is bad.
Yes! You may! Read the first post and follow teh rules* THEN we will start.
*sits down in a chair and lets an ewok join her*
*streaks into the room, jumping up and down waving arms rapidly while screaming "Wes Janson is the best!" while toting a buffet table behind me"
*snatches some yummies off the table* Don't forget your toga and sandals!
*ewoks start to sniff the air, their eyes land on table and immediately Jalice has ewoks scrambling all over the table and herself* heh Watch out, they bite!
*Hands out goodie bags full of candy to all the Ewoks and tosses an extremely large one to the Grand High Priestess Governor Sir Empress Swan.
*sucks on a lolli while spinning plates randomly into the air everywhere*
That outta keep them busy. Now on to the Gauntlet!
*watches from the rafters*
What? Too dangerous down here for ya?
That's also to keep your busy. Ewok hordes are released and they chase you like crazy. No going back. Runnnn!
Oh, wait.. who said something about a toga and sandals? Oh alright..
Okay rules of the gauntlet for your viewing pleasure:
How to Join:
-Post a Wes quote. (Try to steer clear of "Yub yub, Commander.")
-Run The Gauntlet.
-Choose your title and have it approved by a High Minister.
The Rules of The Gauntlet:
-Only a High Minister may release the Ewoks
-Newbies can't fight back. A newb who hurts an Ewok will pay.
- No armor is allowed unless it is a card board cut-out
-The Gauntlet ends when a High Minister or myself says, and the newbie jumps on the bed.
*darts across the room tossing candy and red jello everywhere to distract the Ewoks, scales the wall to the rafters and sits next to Volshe and grins"
*nods and scatters the contents of one of the goody bags to the ground before retreating higher with her friendly ewok*
*Ewoks on hang gliders swoop in on Jalice, chittering and foaming at the mouth while throwing cherry bombs in her general direction*
Umm.. Red Two, this is Red Three. Am I crazy, or is the general doing what he tells us never to do?"
*Puts on cardboard armor and pets an Ewok."
Are you actually going to sleep this time?