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*Ewoks begin to chant, something that sounds like, "Eat it! Eat it!"

 

*throws glitter covered food from the buffet table toward the Ewoks and climbs up the vines*

 

No no no, you don't get the ewoks. The ewoks get YOU.

 

*climbs the vines faster, swinging from vine to vine toward Volshe in the rafters*

 

What? I'm not in this!

*force jumps up to the higher rafters*

 

*Ewoks climb after you, flinging cherry bombs at you as you go*

 

*gets hit with a cherry bomb and falls off the vines to the floor causing a huge mushroom cloud of glitter*

Where's that bed?

 

It's not over yet...

 

*hobbles over to the overturned buffet table and grabs a bottle of water*

10 minute break?

 

BultarSwan ?

I say yes. But it must be approved. Hurry while she's not here.

 

Whew, thanks!

*pours a whole bottle of water over her head and chugs another one*

cold!

I'm ready, whats next??

 

Yes lol And I'm off to sleep land. Volshe/High Ministers are in charge of running the gauntlet when I'm not here.

 

Yay! Sleep well, Swannie!

*gives the ewoks water balloons filled with paint*

 

Eeek! I hope Ewoks like rainbows or I'm in trouble..

 

*ewoks chase after her flinging water balloons*

 

*splat!* I now have green hair.
*splat!* Left leg is purple.
*goes around the corner to see an Ewok with a balloon the size of his head*
*closes eyes*
*SPLAT!*

*feels a little smurfy*

 

*turns on the sprinklers and then gives the ewoks pixy sticks*

 

Oh jeeze, thanks! Not that they aren't hyper enough!

*tries to wash off the paint/glitter combination*
*an Ewok throws a red balloon at my head*
*shrugs*
*throws a red balloon at Volshe*
We match now!

Ooo its midnight, gotta work in 8 hours.. have fun washing the red paint off. night!

 

*hurries out of the room after giving the ewoks Swedish Fish*

*runs back in, wearing a new cloak*

Might keep the red, looks nice in my hair.

*jumps up to the rafters, dumping glitter down while the ewoks run amuck with cherry bombs*


Night!

 

So is the object of the Gauntlet to just survive or is there something I need to accomplish?
I'm looking pretty ragged now.. where's the shower in this place??

 

Go shower.

The ewoks will wait.

*shoos them from Jade for a while*

 

The point of the gauntlet is everyone amusement. And our initiation.

*is chased by hyper ewoks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Ah good, someone else can get chased for a while.
*sings in the shower*

 

Yes, I'll be ewok bait for a while.

*laughs hysterically while being tickled by ewoks*

 

*sends the ewoks some jello*