Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by BultarSwan, Mar 2, 2013.
*Door turns burningly hot as do all it's fixtures*
*puts her hand in a bucket of icecubes* Aaah...
*grabs a shovel*
*goes outside and digs a hole under the building then uses her lightsaber to start cutting through the cement floor*
*500 kilometer thick*
*continues to cut through the cement*
It'll be worth it..
2 days later
It'll be worth it...
You're good, Swannie.
*leaps down from the rafters*
*jumps back through the 300 kilometer hole she dug and steals from Volshe's secret stash of explosives*
Not so secret anymore...
*blast proof building*
*uses the Force to crush the explosives, leaving trails of explosive dust across the 300 km*
Who says I'm using it in the hole?
*covers the entire outside of the door with explosives, trails the fuse outside and digs in her pocket for a match*
*Office inside and outside is explosive-proof*
AND the door?
has no idea who this person is
*walks back out*
Yes the door too.
*mind controls a trooper*
"I uh left my blaster in there, can I come in?"
*Door is still burningly hot and locked*
*knocks on Swannie's door*
*force suggests the trooper to guard the outside door instead*
*realises the koi are still there and puts them in a bucket, then knocks again*
Who issss it?!
Volshie. Can I come in before I'm blown to smithereens?
*Volshe gets in but NO ONE ELSE* Hi
I thought the door was burning hot???
*tries to mind control Volshe*
*speaks through the Force*
((Not going to work, dear. ))
*slips into Swannie's office, trying not to slosh the bucket of fish*
Hi. Thank you much.
I have secret ways.
What's up Volshe?