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*Door turns burningly hot as do all it's fixtures*

 

*puts her hand in a bucket of icecubes* Aaah...
*grabs a shovel*

 

A shovel?

 

*goes outside and digs a hole under the building then uses her lightsaber to start cutting through the cement floor*

 

*500 kilometer thick*

 

*continues to cut through the cement*
It'll be worth it..

2 days later

It'll be worth it...

 

Vader?


You're good, Swannie.

*leaps down from the rafters*

 

*jumps back through the 300 kilometer hole she dug and steals from Volshe's secret stash of explosives*
Not so secret anymore...

 

*blast proof building*

 

*uses the Force to crush the explosives, leaving trails of explosive dust across the 300 km*

 

Who says I'm using it in the hole?

*covers the entire outside of the door with explosives, trails the fuse outside and digs in her pocket for a match*

 

*Office inside and outside is explosive-proof*

 

AND the door?

 

*walks in*

has no idea who this person is

*walks back out*

 

Yes the door too.

Sistros!

 

*mind controls a trooper*

"I uh left my blaster in there, can I come in?"

 

*Door is still burningly hot and locked*

 

*knocks on Swannie's door*




*force suggests the trooper to guard the outside door instead*


*realises the koi are still there and puts them in a bucket, then knocks again*

 

Who issss it?!

 

Volshie. Can I come in before I'm blown to smithereens?

*bats eyelashes*

 

*Volshe gets in but NO ONE ELSE* Hi

 

I thought the door was burning hot???

*tries to mind control Volshe*

 

*speaks through the Force*

((Not going to work, dear. ))

*slips into Swannie's office, trying not to slosh the bucket of fish*

Hi. Thank you much.

 

I have secret ways.

What's up Volshe?