I searched and searched the EU JC, but to my astonishment there wasn't a Wes Janson Fan Club! After recovering from shock, a mystical sage-like voice told me this: If you build it, so forth shall hijinks and debauchery ensue... So here it is, thanks to my schizophrenia. I guess I am the Grand Poombah of sorts. You don't have to address me as such, but if you did it might fulfill some need of mine for suprememcy. If you want to give yourself titles, as is tradition with fan clubs it seems, by all means proceed. Just make certain they're insane enough to be deemed worthy of the Wes Janson Fan Club. Things to do in this thread: -Practical jokes. (Doesn't matter who they're on, just be sure to let us in on 'em.) -Hitting on fellow-members who are way above your league. -Blastsword duels. -Building papiermache X-wings. -Tormenting your commanding officer. I guess that's me, but seeing as how this is the Wes Janson Fan Club, I can hardly discourage it. -Discussions about how good Janson looks in women's clothing. (optional) The Only Rule: -Must maintain a level of maturity comparable to that of a 9 year-old. Those who don't follow it will be subject to merciless pranks and/or other forms of torture. To Join: Post one of Janson's many hysterical quotes/passages. To start us off, here's a classic: "Oh, stop worrying, Wedge." Janson's grin was infectious. "It's obvious they adore you. You could throw up all over yourself and they'd love it. By nightfall they'd all be doing it. They'd call it the 'Wedge Purge.' They'd be eating different-colored food just to add variety." Wedge felt his stomach lurch. He half turned to glare at Tycho. "I thought maybe you'd be able to do what I never could. Get Wes up to an emotional age of fourteen, maybe fifteen." Tycho gave him a tight little shake of the head. "No power in the universe could do that. Not Darth Vader and the dark side of the Force, not the nuclear devastation of an exploding sun." Janson waved at the audience. "They'd be competing for distance and volume." "Wes, just shut up."