The Wes Janson Fan Club . . . . . . .

I searched and searched the EU JC, but to my astonishment there wasn't a Wes Janson Fan Club! After recovering from shock, a mystical sage-like voice told me this:

If you build it, so forth shall hijinks and debauchery ensue...

So here it is, thanks to my schizophrenia. I guess I am the Grand Poombah of sorts. You don't have to address me as such, but if you did it might fulfill some need of mine for suprememcy. If you want to give yourself titles, as is tradition with fan clubs it seems, by all means proceed. Just make certain they're insane enough to be deemed worthy of the Wes Janson Fan Club.

Things to do in this thread:

-Practical jokes. (Doesn't matter who they're on, just be sure to let us in on 'em.)

-Hitting on fellow-members who are way above your league.

-Blastsword duels.

-Building papiermache X-wings.

-Tormenting your commanding officer. I guess that's me, but seeing as how this is the Wes Janson Fan Club, I can hardly discourage it.

-Discussions about how good Janson looks in women's clothing. (optional)


The Only Rule:

-Must maintain a level of maturity comparable to that of a 9 year-old. Those who don't follow it will be subject to merciless pranks and/or other forms of torture.


To Join: Post one of Janson's many hysterical quotes/passages.


To start us off, here's a classic:

"Oh, stop worrying, Wedge." Janson's grin was infectious. "It's obvious they adore you. You could throw up all over yourself and they'd love it. By nightfall they'd all be doing it. They'd call it the 'Wedge Purge.' They'd be eating different-colored food just to add variety."

Wedge felt his stomach lurch. He half turned to glare at Tycho. "I thought maybe you'd be able to do what I never could. Get Wes up to an emotional age of fourteen, maybe fifteen."

Tycho gave him a tight little shake of the head. "No power in the universe could do that. Not Darth Vader and the dark side of the Force, not the nuclear devastation of an exploding sun."

Janson waved at the audience. "They'd be competing for distance and volume."

"Wes, just shut up."

 

Um...

Janson: "Uh, Hobbie, what are we defending with?"
Hobbie: "Our good looks and trenchant wit?"
Janson: "That's quite enough defeatist talk, thank you."

 

"Oh Sure. Would you stand still if you were being approached by two naked men with Ewok food smeared all over them?"
-Wes, Solo Command
(Well, if Wes and Wedge were approaching me in that condition...I wouldn't exactly RUN, if you know what I'm saying...at least not, AWAY from them!)

 

Lol. sounds like something my sister would say

 

Mmm... nakie Wes...

*Clears throat* What was I gonna say? Oh right. Members! Yay, other people who love Wes. Of course, I knew Guin would come. So do you plan on giving yourselves titles? Perhaps Minister of Fitting Into Very Small Spaces? Heh... rereading Starfighters of Adumar, in case you didn't notice.

And for anyone who might be thinking about joining, no this isn't a girls-drool-over-Wes thread, although it's not discouraged. Definatly not discouraged...

 

Ah, Wes Janson is my role model!

 

Yub Yub Lexu

 

I was going to say that one, but changed my mind

 

I'm too lazy to look through the books so,

"Yub Yub,Commander."

That's the only one I know by heart.

 

It's only three words! Of course you know it by heart

 

Oh well. Someone had to say it. I almost chose it as our motto, but I decided it was too over-used. "Boom" was short and sweet. In case you don't remember where that's from...

Wedge: Anytime Janson says 'you don't want to know,' it's like juggling thermal detonators. Each time you grab and throw, you know your thumb might hit the trigger... *sighs* I want to know.

Wes: You asked for it... You told [Cheriss] you lady friend wasn't a pilot, right? Cheriss also isn't a pilot. Here, she can't compete with pilots in presige. But you saw a lady who wasn't a pilot. You just told Cheriss, 'Yes, too have a chance with me.'

Wedge: Wes, you were right.

Wes: You didn't want to know.

Wedge: I didn't want to know.

Wes: *grins* Boom.

 

LMAO! What book is that in?

 

Starfighters of Addumar (Did I spell that right?)

 

only one D

 

Well, glad you like our motto. Yeah, Allston outdid himself with Starfghters of Adumar. Wes had the best lines in that book.

 

I liked the one part-I think I remember, he beat up the one guy with his bare hands, and then was like, "All right, who wants a piece of me!"

Hehehe...

 

Yeah, when they're kicking the assassin people's asses. That's another great part. Janson isn't just hysterically funny and deadly with anything that shoots, he can also kick your ass the old fashioned way.

You know, I don't think Grand Poombah is quite right. I need a better title... Hmm, have to think...

What about you guys? Come up with anything? What, no one wants to the Minister of Fitting Into Very Small Spaces? That's a good format, though. You can all be Ministers of something ridiculous.

 

Can I be the Minister of Sarcasm?

 

Sounds good to me.

 

Minister of the Strange... I like that for my name

 

I wanna be the Minister of Public Housing...





No, I truly want to be the Minister of Insanity Enforcement

 

You have to put a Janson quote to join

 

will any Janson quote suffice?


"Sithspawn i was flirting with a nine year old."

thats the only one that really stuck with me

he had some good lines in SoA though

 

A Janson quote?

WEDGE: "I can't leave you on the ground! What if there's a diplomatic emergency?"
WES: "We can handle it. Give me an example."
WEDGE: *sigh* "Say an Adumari noble came up to you and said 'I wish to join the Republic'"
WES: "Is she good looking?"
WEDGE: "Thanks for making my point"

It's not exact. It's been about six months since I read Soa

 

Hmmm...I'm and Evil Girl Who Wants to Rule the World...

How about, Dominatrix of Flyboys? Can I have that?