The Wes Janson Fan Club . . . . . . .

The "Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?" guy was Hobbie. And, yes, those pics on TOS are actually from ESB. You have to use your imagination to envision him as the hunk from the novels and comics. And I don't think he was that bad, either. Different than one would imagine when reading about him, but not so bad. I need to find some good fan art of him...

EDIT: Hey, I just started this yesterday and we're all ready at the second page.

"Unexpected this is... and unfortunate." No, wait. Wrong quote... Lemme see...

"Never tell me the odds!" Hmm, that makes mo sense whatsoever.

"Wait! Look at this! *waves blastsword around in the air* Look! A bantha!" That makes even less sense, therefor making it perfect for the occation, or indeed any.

 

But why would anyone fantasize about Wes, when they have me?

*flexes*

Oh, look. My shirt was torn by my massive pecs. I'll have to take this one off.

*Removes shirt, revealing smooth, bronzed skin, and rippling muscles*

Ah, much better. But oh...what is this? I seem to have spilled oil all over myself. I'll try to wipe it off.

*spreads oil over well toned abs, then over his chest, and finally his arms*

Oh no...my pants seem to have torn. What ever shall I do?

 

Heh, you don't know what you're getting yourself into, do you? Didn't you notice Guin's title?

I hope you like pain.

EDIT: JFT, I missed your second post. Yes, calling me your own personal goddess will gain you some bonus points. As for the other thing... well, I'll be generous and I won't subtract any of those bonus points.

 

*Grabs chest*

You wound me m'lady.

How many times do I have to tell you that size doesn't matter, it's how you use it?

 

Perhaps if you spent less time telling me and more time showing me. If you take my meaning...

 

I just posted a little thing here at the EUMNN thread.

It's called "In My Brother's Shadow: The story of Chip Jansen."

It's just a litle funny thing brought on by a healthy combo of boredom and insomnia.

Tell me what you think.

 

Perhaps if you spent less time telling me and more time showing me. If you take my meaning...

Your quarters or mine?

 

Who needs quarters? No one else is still up.

I'd say more, but I wouldn't want to get busted for RP.

 

Ha Ha, your back is so harry, it looks like you have a syomise-ewok twin!

 

Ah, a new day.

I've actually gotten used to all nighters in college. That's all I've gotten out of it, no edumacation, just the ability to not sleep.

My personal record: 4 days w/o sleep.


All right, time to start this day off right.

*grabs the booze*

 

I couldn't pick which one to join with...so I'm throwing 'em all down here:

"Ah, thank you. The adventures of Wes Janson, Ace Statistician..."

Wedge saw Janson, ridiculous in his red carnival costume and long white beard, grow increasingly panicky as he checked pocket after pocket. "Something wrong, Wes?"
"It's here somehwere," the lieutenant said.
"Check your boot," Falynn said.
"Check under your seat cushion," Phanan said.
"Check your other book, too," Wedge said. "Falynn really meant both boors, but she doesn't realize you wouldn't necessarily understand that."
Janson straightened up from his searching long enough to shoot his commander a betrayed look. "Why isn't Hobbie here to take this abuse?" A moment later he straightened again, wearing an abashed expression. "It was in my other boot."

"...How do I look?"
"Well, stupid."
"Exactly!" With an exuberant bound, Janson leaped off his cot, smacked his head on the ceiling, and swore as he landed on the floor again. He rubbed his head and glared at the treacherous ceiling.
...
"...The Rogues and the Millennium Falsehood are back. No losses. Sorry, i have to run, have to figure out what to razz Wedge about." He darted for the door and was gone.
Donos shook his head. "I'm asking career advice from a nine-year-old."

Hehehehe...that Wes...

Can I be Minister of Razzing & Looking Stupid?

 

"So it's like a blaster you hit someone with," Janson had said, " I have to have one."

Tycho had shaken his head, looking mournful as Hobbie for a moment. "Don't give him a new kind of weapon," he told Wedge. "It would be like giving a lightsaber to a two-year-old."
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"I feel fat," Hobbie said
"You're not fat," Janson said. "Except-never mind"
"what?" Hobbie said
"NOthing."
"no, tell me. I've been working out. I've been good. You just can't work on everything."
"That's right," Janson said. "It's scarcly noticable."
"where?"

Starfighters of Adumar

 

*cracks whip* Did I say you could speak, minions?


Now that THAT'S out of the way, I didn't mean the guy was ugly, just not the OH MY GOD, HE IS SO HOT!!!! Like Wes is in the novels...
Hehehe...How about Servo?

 

do you mean your gonna give your horny ewok the name servo!?!?!!?

and lexu, stop flirting with the 12 year old.

 

Sure, why not?

hehehehe...you said "horny"...

(Servo, aka Tom Servo-hello, MST3K?)

Servo rules.

 

"Wedge, you don't speak Wookiee."
"I--oh, Sithspit"

Oi...how dare you guys continue without me!

"So it's like a blaster you hit someone with," Janson had said, " I have to have one."

Tycho had shaken his head, looking mournful as Hobbie for a moment. "Don't give him a new kind of weapon," he told Wedge. "It would be like giving a lightsaber to a two-year-old."

 

Rev, you love eveything dont you? then i guess you do belong in this thread.

Yes i do know MST3K, but and ewok named Servo?

 

Call me obsessive. Anyways, I wouldn't have joined if I hadn't liked Janson

 

slaps riding crop against the palm of her hand
You DARE question me?

 

and lexu, stop flirting with the 12 year old.

How dare you dictate to the High... Chief.. er... Czar... um... How dare you dictate to ME!!!

Besides, isn't 12 a little optimistic? It's more like 9. And, trust me, that's only emotionally...

Yes, Minister of Razzing and Looking Stupid will be just fine. I hope you take your commitment seriously, however. We don't take Looking Stupid lightly here.

Oh yes, and Crow is a god.

 

Oh frisky,

Fine fine fine name him what you wish, but let it be known, that everyone of you will have a 'little buddy' soon enough.

 

Hey, you guys, I have Janson in my fic (link is on my sig) and I was wondering you guys, being Janson fans and all can tell me how some of these small test scenes seem.



Darklighter: "Fire at will!"

Janson: "Which one's Will?"

Darklighter: "Just vape the one on your left."

Hobbie: "Right."

Janson: "Wait, I'm confused. Is it Hobbie's left or his right?"

Hobbie: "I think he meant your left."

Janson: "Oh, right."

Hobbie: "No, left."

Janson: "Right, got it."

Hobbie: "Oh, for crying out loud! It's LEFT!"

Someone: "Now I'm confused."

Darklighter: "Neg the comm clutter, Rogues!"

Janson: "Aw, but, Gavin, we wouldn't be us without the clutter."

Darklighter: "Janson--"

Janson: "Shutting up."



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Janson: "Hey, Horn, you're a Jedi, right?"

Horn: "Yes. Why?"

Janson: "Well, I'm wondering why you just don't go and blow that thing up for us?"

Hobbie: "Oh, brother."

Horn: "Sorry, but I can't."

Janson: "Yes you can."

Horn: "No...I can't."

Janson: "Sure you can! Just blow it up!"

Horn: "Janson, there's two reasons I can't blow up that thing."

Janson: "Oh, really? What are those?"

Horn: "First of all, I don't want to go to the Darkside for that. Second of all, I won't do it because I don't like you."

Janson: "That hurts, man. Right here."

Horn: "What does it take to shut you up?"

Janson: "How much credits you got on you?"


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Lando: You're insane, so unless you have something important to say--

Wes: The message came through.

Lando: All right, that's close enough *walks out*

Wes: *looks to Hobbie* Why is it everyone thinks I can't ever say anything important?

Hobbie: *blank look* I have no clue

 

That is SO Janson!

However, here's the thing-just say, "How much money", or "How many credits"? Because "How much credits" is poor grammar.

I believe they still say money in SW.

 

They say ain't in Star Wars and I don't believe ain't is proper english either. *shrugs* Oh, well, whatever works

Thanks for looking it over