Oceania the: "WHAT I"M DOING THIS WEEKEND THREAD" that I'm sure must have existed here at some stage....

For what, again?

 

Haven't you read E_S's updated TOS?

There is a clause in there saying something about "NO JOHNNAGES ALLOWED!!!1!!11!11!11!1!!!!1!1one."

 

Nothing. He seems to think I'd ban him, I was telling him it wasn't my place to ban him for anything.

E_S

 

Oh My Gosh, I hope you're right!!


Also, how rude of them! I would have liked to say hello to you too!

Ah well, berate them next time you see them for being such antisocial people!


*twirls her weapon-like umbrella*

 

That umbrella is a menace to society.

 

Aww, don't tell me I missed out on umbrella-weapon fun...

 

I TOTALLY almost skewered some old ladies on they way to the bar! I was being antisocial and talking on the phone, calling my friend a lady of the night and such and spinning my umbrella menacingly.

 

Yeah, the old ladies gave her the death stare as they gave her an extremely wide berth.

 

Well, it's their own fault for being out so late on a Saturday night.

 

Yeah, they should be used to getting accosted by hooligans with umbrellas.

 

What can I say? You gotta give street ninjas a wide berth I mean, who knows when that harmless umbrella twirling could become a full blown attack!

 

New icon Jess?! I'll never recognise you now!

 

OH EM GEE! You'll have to remember what I really look like!

Don't worry, I'll change back in a couple of days, I'm just trying something new. It's the boards version of dying my hair

 

How come you are changing it if you are just gonna change it back? Becoming Ender_Sai, now are we?

 

Ohhh, that was low



And I just wanna, okay? I'm allowed!

Tell him I'm allowed Hawk!

 

I don't see why not - surely the mention of "Susan" in nearly every post would give it away.

 

Hey! that was from one of our older spats!

You know, if anyone was ever going to ban me, I would want it to be you, Ender.

I know you'd be gentle being my first time and all!

And yes- watching THX 1138 with kart and the gang was cool. I really liked it- I forgot about Donald Pleasance being in it! Twas very fun (plus the line of someone over the radio claiming they just ran over a wookiee!)

 

How. Scary.

Bad mental image...

 

That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing you've posted, Johnnage.

 

I have no Idea why that post is now sooo far down the thread!

I'm never disturbing dudes. If you met me, youd realise how un threatening I am.

hey Puls- did I sound like you thought I would when we spoke on the phone???

I suppose you can kinda have a voice down for someone who uses the word tiger too much.

 

I betcha I could say MUCH worse

 

Yup, I can probably challenge that too

 

You sounded as gorgeous as I thought you would Johnny! Being called poppet is my favourite!

 

I personally believe that Johnnage and I were seperated at birth

 

Which would make him Tyi's uncle, would it not? And mine? This whole familial thing is getting out of hand...